do i smell a new ship

AU Ideas

Spy AU: I was pretending to love you just to steal secrets but now I’m regretting my decision, I may actually be in love with you.

Dracula AU: It’s a steampunk world with flying ships, mechanical wings and steam powered pneumatic multi-stake launchers. Vampires take heed.

Werewolf AU: I legit hate being a werewolf. Everyone makes it sound great, but the transformation is painful and there’s hair everywhere and I think I’m allergic to wolf dander.

Fantasy AU: I’m just trying to survive in a world where goblins are killing and stealing, trolls don’t just bother goats crossing bridges and everything smells like swamp… how are you so clean?

Zombie AU: The hordes have rotted away and society is rebuilding. We were doing fine until the new government started interfering. 

Angel AU: You’re an angel and I love you, but is that just because I’m suppose to? God is love and all that, so is that just transfer since you’re his avatar?

Teacher/Student: Yes, I’m aware that I’m more than a little hot but anything more than what we have is just morally wrong. I’d just like to be your friend.

Survival AU: I know we don’t have any food, but I’d like to point out that there are plenty of bodies in the wreck that are doing to get ripe really quick if we don’t start building some fires and preserving… look I know this is creepy and wrong but we’re going to starve if we don’t do something and this is the easiest way to get some food in us with little effort, so we can build shelter and signal for rescue. Don’t look at me like that.

anonymous asked:

Are you taking prompts? If so could you write something where the TARDIS expresses love for Bill with a really posh kitchen and laboratory? Her own personal test kitchen?

yes of course i will write the inaugural Bill/TARDIS fic i mean what do you think i am for if not this

Bill/the TARDIS, vaguely implied Twelve/Nardole, ~1.2k words, not explicit

The first night (“night”) Bill stays in the TARDIS, the Doctor gives her a rambling ten-part set of directions in re: where the guest bedroom is. He grins, she grins, he grins wider, she gives him a thumbs-up, he returns it. She walks with a measured pace to where she’s fairly sure he can’t see her, and then she bolts. And doesn’t forget the instructions so much as discovers they don’t make sense, since everything looks the same, and ‘pass the Mechanical Turk’ doesn’t work at a T-junction with two Mechanical Turks. She runs and the ground feels weird and she sporadically opens doors until she finds what she optimistically hopes is some sort of futuristic Space Toilet, but which is probably a bougie Space Laundry Chute. She vomits into the hole, closes the lid, and straightens herself out before wobbling back into the corridor.

Professor “The Doctor” What had said this was to get her acclimated to time/space travel but she’s 95% certain he’s just lost, or something is broken. So it’s reasonable to have puked in a closet and then walked away, if they’re doing lies. This place is big enough, he probably won’t even notice. Right? Right. She wipes her mouth and soldiers on.

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otabek: whens the last time you brushed your teeth your mouth smells like shit and im sitting next to you how does it smell so bad

yurio: sorry i had to use my toothbrush to clean between my toes. haven’t bought a new one since because i’ve got better things to do

otabek, softly: what the fuck

Adrinath August is now a thing, and I’m proud to announce that it will be commencing this year!

So @eloctromagnetic and I have been working on this project for a few months. The project’s name is Adrinath August! (and in case you don’t know, adrinath is the ship between Adrien Agreste and Nathaniel Kurtzberg)

A calendar will soon be released for this, but here are the basics:

Week 1 will consist of seven days of random prompts (we spent so much time choosing these holy crap)
Week 2 will consist of senses (y’know, the senses… sight, touch, smell, taste and hearing?) and each day will be a new sense, or something to do with the senses.
Week 3 will be themed ‘coming out/reveals’ (how do the two reveal their relationship, or come out, to friends and family? or the general public?)
Week 4 will be AU week. Each day is a new AU, or, if you want, you can use your own AU! (for example, soulmate AU, hogwarts AU, rivals AU)

you can follow @adrinathaugust (it’s currently empty and in the works, but it will soon be finished and filled with news and calendars) for more information, but we hope to see you take part!

machalatte  asked:

oKAY but Fall Out Boy's other new songs are 'Champion' and 'Young and Menace' and I'm not saying they're v Shiro and Keith either but, they're Shiro and Keith. I smell a conspiracy. Fall out boy ships sheith 2k17.

We’re on to you, Fall Out Boy. We know you binge-watched Voltron and got overwhelmed by Shiro and Keith’s love you didn’t know what to do with it so you wrote a whole damn album about them like i mean same if we had all the talent too


Hi fannibals and welcome to a new Will Graham and Dr. Hannibal Lecter’s drawing. Today’s episode is “Coquille” (Season 1, Episode 5) when Hanni smells Will and you can see hannigram everywhere and love is in the air. By the way: I think that it’s canon that Will’s aftershave is Old Spice. It comes with a ship in the bottle and smells atrocious. What do you think?

If you liked the drawing or it made you laugh, don’t be shy and drop a comment please! ❤️👃🌈

Traducción al castellano
Buenos días y bienvenid@s a un nuevo dibujo de Hanni y Will. El episodio del dibu de hoy es “Coquille” (temporada 1, episodio 5) cuando Hannibal olisquea a Will y el amor está en el aire. Will dice: “Me acaba usted de oler???” Hanni responde: “Difícil evitarlo: hueles fatal, pero aparte de eso estás bueno como para comerte”. Por cierto, para mí es canon que el aftershave de Will es Old Spice: viene con un barco en la botella y el olor es atroz, tal cual lo describe siempre Hanni. Qué pensáis?

Si te gustó el dibujo o te hizo reír, no seas tímid@ y deja un comentario! ❤️👃🌈

roxy-davenport  asked:

Can I also request a Crowley drabble? Fluffy all the way girl. Either Crowley and the reader snuggling and doing something really cute either talking or just snuggling while in front of a fireplace or a romantic date night. And I looved the ship. Gonna reblog it soon. It was awesome girl. Mwah.

Of course! Thank you for the all the love. I’m so very glad you liked the ship! They’re so fun, especially when it’s Crowley. I hope you like this as well!

Originally posted by howtobesupernatural

You sighed in content as you rested your head on Crowley’s chest, taking a deep breath. He smelled of soft cologne and alcohol and new suits, a heady mix that seemed to comfort you with a single whiff. It had been a long day for both of you; him dealing with the affairs of Hell, you completely drained from working and people. You were both thankful to come home to each other, and while Crowley might not always express it, you knew he needed you just as much as you needed him. Sometimes, maybe even more. The fireplace was alight as you cuddled on the couch, the warmth of the fire and Crowley’s arms enveloping you, relaxing every muscle.

“Crowley,” you murmured, your eyes drooping ever so slightly as the coziness lulled you.

“Darling,” he replied, kissing the top of your head. You smiled slightly.

“I love you.” There was an unexpected pause from him. You tilted your head to face him, watching as he stared into the flames thoughtfully. “Hello?”

He tore his gaze away from the fire, looking back to you.

“I love you seems so inconsequential, no?” he said, his deep voice speaking so softly, creating shivers all through your spine. “Any two-dollar couple says those trite words.” You thought for a moment, smiling as you kissed his cheek.

“True,” you relented, looking into his eyes. “How about ‘I more than love you’? That seems a little more…unique.” He smiled in return, kissing you deeply and stroking up and down your arm.

“Yes, darling.” He smirked. “I more than love you.”

dontwakethepuppy  asked:

What do you think of d*aensa? Sansa is my fav, and I don't have much love for DTarg. I can get behind briensa or sansaery, but how did this ship come about? To me it smells a bit like the whole 'they should be friends, Sansa will gladly braid DTarg's hair and make her northern outfits' but maybe I'm overthinking it. I'm fairly new to the fandom and to shipping in general, so maybe I should just take a chill pill and let people have their fun :)

Well, you know the history of my dislike for Da€nerys is a long one, and Jonerice was my NOTP since book two long before I’ve begun shipping Jonsa and long before there was a show. Since I dislike D so much I would never ship her with any Stark, since I would like all of them to be happy (not bloody likely though). The only ship I somehow like is Da€nerys /Tyrion, because I can see that her undeniable charisma and his shrewd mind could work together.
As for Da€nsa… Sigh! I think you are absolutely right that some people ship it because the ship brings the whole attitude of : ’D and Sansa will get along splendidly because they are two women’ to a logical conclusion. And in a way anyone shipping them can show that he/she is above shipping wars. I saw posts like that: ‘Don’t ship Jonsa or Jon€rys, and stop pitting two woman against each other over a man and ship them instead!’
To me it does not make any sense to start shipping because of how a fandom evolves, because I never chose my ships, my ships chose me and crept upon me unawares. And I do think that this is not about a stupid ship war. To me Jonerice is my NOTP because I am foremost a Jon and a Stark fan, and Jon with D would be imho deeply unhappy (the show has yet to convince me that it could be otherwise) and for me my rooting for the Starks and the North led me to the logical conclusion that Jonsa would be best conclusion for that arc. If Jonsa never happens but the Starks endure, survive and the North will have his independence or rather some kind of proto-representation a part of me will be very happy about the outcome regardless of the fact that I have to quench my Jonsa thirst with fics.
So shipping Da€nsa goes against how I want the Stark arc to end and even if it’s not my NOTP I find it pretty ‘meh’. I can see the aesthetic appeal of it, but that’s about it.
But, as you said, ship and let ship. And while I think that I might have an idea why some people ship Da€nsa (these are reasons that do not work for me at all) there are certainly shippers who have other reasons I just don’t know about. I would never comment or jump on a Da€nsa post, and I hope this post doesn’t show up in their tags. So, if you don’t like it or think how some of it derives from an attitude of 'I am soo above shipping wars’ just don’t let that disturb you. Scrolling past is always a good option. And it’s easy. Da€nsa shippers are very polite. I’ve yet to clash with one. Unlike a certain other part of the fandom who crosstaggs and jumps on posts correctly tagged as anti…
If you like Sansa in a relationship with a woman there are enough options as you pointed out. Thanks for the ask!

white-rainbowff  asked:

I may say this too much but I am so grateful we are friends. You always put a smile on my face and I love all our Headcanons and talks of tushies and fish bois and now...a certain POTO AU hahaha. Here's to a wonderful 2018 for you Pam! You deserve it and so much more!! 😚😚😚

RAINBOW, it said to leave this message anonymously!! Lmao…but you always do what you want so that’s why i love you :3!! 

Awee i’m so grateful we are friend too <333!!! My sweet rainbow…i love you so muchhhh <3333!!!

For anyone else the certain POTO AU involved a droid and a DJ, please note his name is “Do Join” for this AU. He will have his angel of music and no one can take him away!! ….lmaoooo! What a way to end the year……do i smell a new ship???  CC-Join (CC-8 x Do Join)…ahhhhh!!!! What have we done??? hahahha

ps….Phantom of the opera is my all time favorite AU!

Troll watches 6x13

Brett, baby, noooo, don’t do… oh for fuck’s sake.

You know why I like the new credits? There is Jordan, there is La Bete, and there is Lydia. The power couple and their enemy. LOL. Marrish all the way.

You gave me Melissa so now give me Argent… come on.

Oh, suddenly whole pack is working together to save someone. Not like in 6A. What happened? Writers realized how shitty the story was in 6a?

Yeeeeeeah, Chris and Melissa… I smell troubles in the paradise? Come on, let at least my one ship sail.

Chris is scared O.O The end is near.

Why Scott and the rest didn’t smell Gerard? Like, they know his scent?… Whatever.

Nolan… dude… learn how to act? And aww, you try to be like Kai Parker. Too bad you could not even lick his shoes.

Gerard and that bitch, a pair made in heaven. I ship it.

Scalia. Bros over hoes :))))))))))) I refuse to believe they are going to be a romantic couple :)))))

Chris, be a man, stay with her. Yes, thank you! I still don’t know why two mature people act like teenagers, but whatever. I just hope Scott won’t…. interrupt them….

And suddenly people are going to turn against Supernaturals…. After years of shit. Right. Call the Winchesters!

Oh great, they are holding hands and they are going to die…. Yep.  UGH.

Where the fuck was Kira?

We are ending 2017 and I still don’t get why the fuck Tumblr relates SasuNaru with the tremendous shit that are the creepy offsprings and the new gen bullshit in general.


Thanks, but I am fine living in the non-canon hell. I have enough with that.

This will be funny

The real question here is…Did she use magic?

The whole  tree.

Is that a new ship what i am smelling?

Da fuck are you doing Tiny?

Pls someone stop this kid.


It was written.

Obviously,wolves don’t eat dick.

DAMMIT !stop being SO GAY,you Unacceptable.

This  can’t be real…                     

Thoughts on the KFC CF

wAIT WhAT is this MAMA era all over again …

and then this shit happens

Lay’s probably back to being high as faaaaack using his Unicorn healing powers to grow more weed

oOOooOKAY I’M frik frackin convinced this is MAMA era again

Chen casually adding some lightning into your burger

Tao using his time control powers for a very wisely

WTF wasn’t this $uho’s power ?

From MAMA era to WOLF era in 0.01 seconds

whats happening

Sehun looked like that was so good it gave him a fucking orgasm

Kai’s looking at kyungsoo the ship that ships itself tbh

Lay’s just being an angel

Chen’s like those people in the adverts laughing at salads

Baekhyun judging everyone

Xiumin was probably thinking about Luhan

someone’s found Lay’s weed stash

*its got dat fresh new gucci smell*

ummm $udaddy I don’t think you even took a bite ..

*instant regret*



                                        *the gifs are not mine*

loveyhufflepuff  asked:

hi love! can i get a ship with either holland twin? i’m a brunette, average height, and i have brown eyes. i love adventures, and cuddles (: i love dogs, i love pretty much everything (: i’m a sporty girl (: thanks!

I ship you with Harry, ok hear me out. Because I feel like Harry is slightly more adventurous than Sam. I also have like a clear picture in my mind of like Harry taking awesome photos of you doing all of the sporty things(idk I’m soooooo not sporty). Plus as much as you and Harry love to go adventuring together and trying new things and going to new places, his favourite thing to do is be at home, just holding you so close after an awesome day out together, just breathing in how you smell and feeling so at home

Hope you liked it love, that was my first ship ever.


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