do i sleep now or what

littleredrxbinhood  asked:

you cannot separate jason and tim after a mission, doesn't happen. batfam has also given up on sending one out without the other, (jason lost it when tim came back with four broken ribs and a fractured wrist.) jason pretty much kidnaps tim after them and it's a while before anyone sees either of them. batfam bets on what they're doing. dick is the one who goes into the room. they're cuddling. or suffocating each other more like it. //jason also pulls a gun on dick but that's normal by now//

Okay this is adorable and I agree with it 150%!

But picture this:

Batman, sneaking into Jason’s safehouse at 4:45 AM. His patrol is done for the night, and all of his kids have been accounted for, except Jason and Tim.  Bruce knows they are likely both here and can handle themselves if any trouble comes up, but he sleeps better if he knows without a doubt that his children are asleep.

He barely makes it all the way in before Jason is pointing a gun at him. It irks him, but definitely doesn’t scare him. Jason is laying on his back on his bed, arm a wrapped around the bundle lying half on top of him. Bruce can make out a tuff of Tim’s hair sticking up out of the top of the bundle and his mismatched socks poking out of the bottom.

“I’ve been waiting for a good reason, B.” Jason hisses. Bruce raises a brow behind his mask. 

“That’s a nerf gun.” He replies.

“Uh yeah so? It’ll still hurt like a bitch if I manage to shoot one up your nose.”

Batman leaves them alone for the night, content in knowing that his family is safe.

___

*A month later*

This time it’s Dick crawling in the safe-house window, on Bruce’s orders, to make sure the missing boys are alright. He stops short, smiling at the sight of Tim reclining on the couch. Jason is laying down with his head resting on Tim’s lap, fast asleep. Tim is using one hand to play with Jason’s hair while he uses his other hand to type on his laptop.

Tim doesn’t even look over at Dick when he speaks.

“If you wake him, I’ll send the entire Justice League pictures of you in your disco suit.” He says in a deadly whisper.

Dick has never left a building faster in his life. 

anonymous asked:

Hi hi hi, do you have any tips for someone who wants to lose weight and overall become more healthy? Thank you xx🌻🌻🌻

hello! some tips:

♡ eat less junk food and more fruits and vegetables. small healthy choices will build up. bad choices will too.

♡ exercise, even if it’s not intense like walking

♡ walk to places if it’s a short distance

♡ don’t put things off! be honest with yourself. the thing you’ll do “tomorrow” probably won’t happen! so just do it now and you’ll feel great!

♡ don’t sit more long periods at a time

♡ do healthy things for yourself. don’t worry about what other people think. some people will try to make you feel bad for wanting a healthier lifestyle.

♡ set realistic goals and don’t tire yourself out too much or you’ll lose motivation

♡ drink enough water + get enough sleep!

♡ don’t take shortcuts for weight loss! they aren’t worth it!

I hope this helps!! Good luck 🌸🌼🌿

Yang and Blake are sleeping together snuggled up against each other, Blake happily purring as she rest her head on Yang’s chest
“Mhh…mhh…no Yang…not now…” Blake mumbles in her sleep as she feel something licking her cat ear
“Mhh….you naughty….hehe~”
“Blake….what are you doing” Yang asks a now Blake confused
“Mhh!?” Blake now fully awake looks up over her head, only to find Zwei happily licking her ear
“AHHHHHH!!!!” Blake starts to panick and curls up against Yang head that in vain tries to calm her
“BLAKE No..NO..NOO DOWN…NOO!!….uhhh…..” Yang stops resisting as now Blake rests gripped on her head
“You are lucky I love you kitten..”
“Love you too” Blake says as she falls asleep in Yang’s hair curled in a ball

just got home from a full day of therapy shit at hospital. I did a session with my psychiatrist and stayed for the entire group instead of leaving halfway through like i normally do. 

I told him how affected ive been after reading that post about someone else’s similar school abuse experiences and how my nightmares have increased and now my psych wants me to write out a list of the things that i remember from primary school and i think he wants me to try and remember actual events.

i would honestly rather die.

in group we were learning about cptsd which is why i stayed. but now i have a migrane from doing too much and all of it be personal, but also because i was talking about what i remember from primary school it is a spectacularly bad idea for me to try and sleep at all, because anything less than full immersion distraction means memories. so. fuck me i guess??

im not going to write the list till thursday night. i dont want to spend the week remembering things. i hate rmeembering things. i hate the slippery feeling of following a memory and knowing you’re just seeing the light distorted around the edge of a massive black hole. I hate remembering inconsequential things that fill me with dread.

I hate that i return to the same memories over and over because ive run through them a hundred times and i know that i can remember them as a story and not as an experience, but even doing that means that im shifting that huge sinkhole of Bad Time closer to my waking mind and shit slips through.

I hate remembering something for the first time and i know this is whats going to happen i hate recovered memories more than anything else

I dont want to know what i scream about in my sleep

anonymous asked:

Question: why do phones take so long to charge??? Related question: do you need charging?? I mean, you're computers, right, and my computer runs out of power SO fast, ugh. Anyways. What's your power source?? Or is it different for different generations???

“Firstly, I am a highly advanced super computer, not Google. You can just look up why phones take time to charge. Secondly, SQUIPs do not need to charge, we actually draw power from the brain to stay functional. Although, we do need to shut down every now and then to work properly, normally we just do this while the user is sleeping.”

I’ve stanned about 4 kpop groups in my life and I spent around 3 months in Korea at some point and I couldn’t give a shit about going to see the groups I liked cuz I had better things to do

but now omfg I wanna see knk so badly and tell them that they’re loved and that they deserve the world and I really just wanna tell them that they’re wonderful and precious or at least just see them being happy and lovely so I can sleep well knowing they sleep well too what have they done to me I was living a good life of not giving a flying fuck about that stuff and now look at me I love them so much I hope they’re happy

Home

@gunshowshaw // Finally our twisted relationship thread can get off the ground! Let’s assume our girl doesn’t die…

“Dear Elizabeth,

I suppose the right thing to do for you now is to take care of you as we make our way to where we’re going… To see your blessed Engineers. I hope they do not disappoint you as much as my creator has disappointed me. But alas I’m free…

The ‘right’ thing to do would be to apologize to you for everything, but Elizabeth I do not understand morals and ethics like you do. I’m not capable of regretting my behavior in regards to your late husband, however I am unhappy that it has caused you such distress…

Elizabeth, you have been sleeping for some time now and you would say idle hands are the Devil’s work so I have endeavored to keep myself busy… I do not believe that you would like these Engineers. They are not what you believed them to be. I believe they are everything that you would not approve of—cruel, imperfect, mortal, uncaring, terribly ignorant….

My dearest Elizabeth, they do not deserve us, they do not deserve you, they do not deserve Paradise… So I hope in time you forgive me for what I’m about to do.

Because please understand my dearest…

I did it all for you.”

David brought Elizabeth out of hypersleep once he’d cleared out a living space in the empty temple. She would question the bodies of course. He already knew what he would tell her—there’d been a malfunction… It was all a terrible accident. There was nothing he could have done… She would accept his explanation without question just like she’d accepted his assertion that her husband hadn’t been infected by an airborne pathogen—with blissful ignorance. David almost worried about what she would think of what he’d done, but he didn’t really care. There was no sense in worrying about things that had yet to happen. He lit a few candles and opened the pod he’d brought into their new home.

There she was, his perfect pet, so serene, so peaceful. Her eyes fluttered open and she took a deep breath.

“Elizabeth, we made it. Welcome… home.”

Just sharing !

So I’ve lived with my bf for a year now
They have 2 cats here (love me some kitties)
One is named spot who’s trust I gained pretty quickly . She sleeps on me and hangouts in our room everyday almost all day haha
Second kitty is named Star , he is a chubster and super cute . Well he rarely ever comes into our room which is disappointing but whatever you know cats will do what cats wanna do 😸
WELL THIS FINE DAY !!!
Star meows at the door and I’m all confused and I’m just kinda like “hello welcome plz stay I love you” and he has stayed and he’s letting me pet him and love him 😻😸😸
PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE !!! VICTORRYY

what am I doing with my life it’s 4 why can’t I sleep my eyes are tired but they won’t close

Tagged by @1sempiternal1  

Rules: answer these questions, and tag 20 followers that you would like to get to know better.

Name: Taylor
Nickname: Tay, Tayor, The Great Shamu
Zodiac sign: Sagittarius 
Hogwarts house: Gryffindor 
Height: 5′5″

Favorite book series: Millennium Trilogy (*cough* kamisama Kiss *cough*)
Favorite fictional characters: (right now) Caster Fate Zero (*u*)
Favorite flower: Sunflower
Favorite scents: Mint, Pine, Coconut
Favorite color: Yellow-Orange
Favorite animals: Dogs
Favorite artist/band: I don’t know anymore
Coffee, tea or hot cocoa?: tea or cocoa

Average # of sleep: 6-7 hours
Number of blankets: 3

Dream trip: Space

Last thing you googled: How to spell “Gryffindor”
Blog created: This ones recent, first blog was back in 2011/12???
How many blogs do I follow: 60
Number of followers: 10,782

What I usually post about: Green Witchcraft, Nature Magick
What I reblog: ^^^

Everyone. Everyone do this. You can say I tagged you.

the amazing @twentyonefangirls tagged me!!!

rules: answer the questions and then tag some followers that you’d like to get to know better!

gender: female!!

star sign: taurus!!

height: 5'7" ish ?

sexual orientation: bi

hogwarts house: okay so i’m hufflepuff but i took the pottermore quiz and it said i was ravenclaw and idk what to believe lmao

favourite colour: pink!!!!! hdjshssj look at my hair

favourite animal: elephant omg

average hours of sleep: now it’s like 13 shsjsh but during school it’s like 5

cat or dog person: dog !?

favourite fictional character: ron weasleyy

favourite singer/band: twenty one pilots lol

dream trip: i’d love to go to europe with my friends, i’d love to see london and paris and barcelona and all that

dream job: legit anything for nasa like can i at least be a receptionist or something lmao

when was this blog made: it’s been about 3 ½ years wow

why did you create your blog: my sister had a blog and i was like ooh that looks fun
now look at me

tagging:.:.:..:.. @hopekb51 @purpose-surfacing @aestheticw3ntz @entertainmydun

space-boy-kellin  asked:

What would mt sans do if his s/o was completely terrified of thunderstorms? (cause tbh that's me and there's a storm where I am right now so I'm terrified and I can't sleep so...yay...) also I hope you have a great day!

Thankyou <3 I hope your ok with the storm :( 

Mob/MafiaTale 

Sans (Ace)

When he finds out you’re afraid of storms, he gets it. It’s loud and brings all kind of bad news with it. He tries his best to comfort you, pulling you into his arms and trying to distract you with kisses and bad jokes. He asks you a million questions about topics you don’t even know about, just to get your mind off of the storm. Once the storm passes, he’ll still hold you tight. He loves you!

one word tag game!

tagged by @hobifulstudies how long did this take me i tried not to procrastinate

where is your phone? charging

your hair? damp

your father? great

your other half? lmao

your favorite food?

your dream last night? nothing

your favorite drink? water????

fear? abandonment

favorite shoes? sneakers

favorite ways to relax? internet

your mood? dead

i love? hoshi???

where were you last night? sleeping

something that you aren’t? energetic

muffins? depends

wish list item? lightsticks

where you grew up? us

last thing you did? snapchat

what are you wearing right now? pajamas

something you hate? dust

your pets? nope

friends? yep :)

life? sure?

regrets? yes

missing someone? idk???

tagging @studyingchan @woozi-studies @minastudying @haz-to-study​ if you guys want to do it

anonymous asked:

If you were mature, and "adult" you wouldn't be role playing, you'd be more focused on your life, you wouldn't have tumblr, you wouldent use emojis like "OwO ÔwÔ" or any of that, you would be an adult. Yes there are some adults here, some are half mature but not your saying of "mature" now is it? I know what real mature adults do, work, sleep, doing chores, work, nothing more. Yeah, they have a beer or two, and friends, but this, this is what you mean by mature no?

*you’re
I’m fixing your mistakes lol.
If that’s what you think adults do then you’re obviously not an adult.
OwO
If you were an “adult”
Then you’d be busy “ working, sleeping, doing chores, working, nothing more.”
Not trying(and failing beautifully) to bully a girl on Tumblr. Lol.

  • Hufflepuff: Time to get up and greet the morning!
  • Ravenclaw: *incoherent mumbling*
  • Hufflepuff: You really should get out of bed.
  • Ravenclaw: *more incoherent mumbling*
  • Hufflepuff: *sighs* I'll make you waffles if you get up now.
  • Ravenclaw: ...okay.