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Wholesome classmate interactions :’)

anonymous asked:

Please please write a fic about seijo or nekoma playing lazertag!

“Remember, we are blood. Never stop flowing, keep moving, keep bringing in oxygen, so our brain can operate at his best,” Kuroo declares.

“I want to go home,” Kenma says.

“Kenma, don’t be like that,” Kuroo says. “How great is it that we get to play against Seijoh? This is a once in a lifetime chance to prove our superiority.”

“I didn’t even want to do this to begin with,” Kenma says. “And I definitely don’t want to make this a competition.”

“Too late, it’s definitely a competition!” Yamamoto crows. “We’re going to kick their butts so hard they’re going to feel it all the way back to Miyagi.”

“I really, really don’t want to do this,” Kenma says.

“Come on, Kenma. I thought you’d like laser tag. You get to shoot things just like in a video game!”

Kenma glares at his boyfriend. “It’s like you don’t know me at all.”


“As always, I have faith in you,” Oikawa says, with his standard smile that in most situations is very inspiring.

“I’m not entirely sure what the point of this is,” Hanamaki says.

“The point is to prove that we’re the best. We are the best, aren’t we?” Oikawa replies. “You don’t want to let those boys from Tokyo think we don’t know how to play laser tag, do you?”

“Heck no!” Kindaichi bursts out, “We’ll show those city boys who’s boss!”

“Why are you like this?” Iwaizumi asks.

“I have no idea what you’re talking about, Iwa-chan,” Oikawa replies.


“Rules are simple,” Kuroo says. “Kill everyone. First team to lose all their members, loses the game. Got it?”

“Wouldn’t have it any other way,” Oikawa says during the handshake.


The problem, really, that all the boys rapidly discover is that while they are all probably some of the best high school volleyball players in Japan at the moment, none of them are particularly good at laser tag.


“You shot me, you idiot!” Inouka howls.

“Sorry, Inouka!” Lev shouts, as he gleefully continues firing in every direction. Fukunaga and Kai both leap to the ground to dodge his rapid, aimless firing.

“God, quit it,” Yaku takes aim and fires.

“Hey, you shot me!” Lev pouts.

“It was for the good of the team,” Yaku says.


“How is it that we’ve been playing for twenty minutes and we haven’t managed to land a single shot, but they’ve taken four of our guys out?” Iwaizumi asks.

“That Russian kid took a lot of us out when he went on a spree,” Watari says.

“How is our aim so bad?” Oikawa says, outraged.

“This is our first time,” Watari points out.

“We should still be better than this!” Oikawa says.

“Well, we might not be shooting them, but at least they’re shooting each other,” Yahaba says.


“Kenma, you can’t just sit here the entire time,” Kuroo says exasperatedly.

“Hm. Yeah. Pretty sure I can,” Kenma says. He’s hiding behind a barrel with his laser gun off to the side, concentrating on his handheld game. “You could always shoot me. That would save some time.”

“I’m not going to shoot you.”

“It seems to be the Nekoma way,” Kenma says.

“Lev had it coming. Kai was an accident. You could at least help us strategize.”

“I am strategizing,” Kenma says, not looking up from his game. “I’m strategically sitting right here.”


“That’s it,” Kyoutani says, “I’m Die Harding this. If I go down, I’m taking them with me.”

“That’s not what happens in Die Hard,” Yahaba says.

Kyoutani jumps over a barrel and charges, firing everywhere.


“Tch,” Kuroo says. He takes some small comfort in the fact that sure, Nekoma lost, but at least it was mostly by their own hand. He’s glad Oikawa can’t brag to the other volleyball captains over this as a victory. (He’s pretty sure this game is not something anyone is going to brag about). “Guess this is your win.”

“But of course!” Oikawa says.

“You were shot, you don’t get to gloat—” Iwaizumi says.

“Sh, Iwa-chan!”

“Hey, where’s Kenma-san?” Lev asks.

A sudden burst of zapping comes out of nowhere, taking the last of the Aoba Jousai team out with distinct precision that no one had previously displayed in this game.

Kenma emerges from his hiding spot. “Can we go home now?”

A/N: Thanks, anon-friend! I am sorry for how long this took. Also, I really know nothing about laser tag. Hope you enjoyed anyway!!

Get to know me tag

I got tagged by @ask-model-taetae @ask-gangtae@ask-witch-namjoon

1. Are you named after someone?


2. When is the last time you cried?
Like… Was it… Yesterday? Day before that??

3. Do you like your handwriting?

Some days I actually do!! But if Im in a hurry my handwriting gets to the doctors handwriting level… Aka unreadable

4. What is your favourite lunch meat?
?????? Nothing??

5. Do you have kids?


6. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?

Ummm I guess??

7. Do you use sarcasm?

I am sarcasm

8. Do you still have your tonsils?


9. Would you bungee jump?

I would not, since Im 100% the rope thingy would break since im fat. So dying by falling off a high place doesnt sound too fun:-)))

10. What’s your favourite cereal?

I guess rice cereals….

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

Nowadays yeah

12. Do you think you’re a strong person?

Uhhh I guess I can be counted as strong??

13. What’s your favourite ice cream flavour?

How.. Does one choose..? Umm vanilla or strawberry??

14. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

Umm??? Their voice?

15. Red or pink?

Both are nice

16. What is your least favourite physical thing about yourself?

I would have to say.. Everything

17. What colour pants and shoes are you wearing right now?

Black pants, im inside so no shoes

18. What was the last thing you ate?

Cherry tomato

19. What are you listening to right now?

Married to the music - SHINee

20. If you were a crayon what colour would you be?

Probably the really ugly shade of green

21. Favourite smell?

Vanilla? Caramel?

22. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?

The person on the hospital

23. Favourite sport to watch?

I dont really watch sports

24. Hair colour?

Natural is brown, but im pinkish blond right now!

25. Eye colour?


26. Do you wear contacts?

On special locations but mostly glasses!!

27. Favourite food to eat?

Ice cream,,,,,

28. Scary movies or comedy?


29. Last movie you watched?

I guess,,,, The babadook??

30. What colour shirt are you wearing?

Pale pink

31. Summer or winter?

I like spring and autumn lmao

32. Hugs or kisses?

I like hugs more but both goes///////////

33. What book are you currently reading?

I used to read a lot, but I got old and stupid so I got nothing:,,)

34. Who do you miss right now?


35. What is on your mouse pad?

Dont have one

36. What is the last tv show you watched?

I rarely watch tv, but… Kitchen nightmares? I love gordon ramsay tbh

37. What is the best sound?

I like the sound of rain

38. Rolling Stones or The Beatles?

I.. have no idea.. I guess the beatles

39. What is the furthest you’ve ever travelled?

Another city in my own country…. I have never traveled outside of my home country ri p,,,,

40. Do you have a special talent?

I can imitate Mickey Mouse???? Is that talent??

41.Where were you born?


Im tagging: @ask-highstreet-bts @ask-slytherin-jungkook @paindaily @ask-planet-flower-vmin @ask-flowerboymin @ask-architectyoongi @ask-dope-bts

Rules: Answer the questions, then tag 20 followers you’d like to get to know better.

Tagged by: @kiib0-mywholeuniverse (Thank you!~)

Name : Sydney

Gender : Female

Star sign : Leo

Height : 5″5

Hogwarts house: I don’t watch/read Harry Potter but I’d say Hufflepuff

Favorite color: Green, red, and white

Favorite animal: Rats, cats, and wolves

Current time: 4:57 pm

Cats or Dogs : Cats

Favorite Fictional Characters : I’m only gonna pick a few because there’s a lot, but: Komaeda (Danganronpa), Ouma (Danganronpa), Hinata (Danganronpa), Sebastian Michaelis (Black Butler), Kino (Diabolik Lovers), and N (Pokemon)

Favorite singer/band : MSI (Mindless Self Indulgence), Three Days Grace, and Ghost Town

Dream Trip: Japan or just going out of state further than the states around me >>

Dream Job: I don’t know yet, but most likely a writer

When has this blog hit its peak : I really don’t know, but probably once I started posting DR stuff

Why did you decide to get a tumblr : I wanted to look at fanart and headcanons about anime I liked xD

When was this blog created: (I actually checked this time) June 8th, 2016

Why did I pick my URL: Because I’ve been obsessed with Komaeda for a while now and he’s a cute little “hope-filled marshmallow”

I’ll tag: I’ll actually tag a few this time, but not 20: @rosejiannahasnolife @moonlessnight126 @ultimate-sadomasochist and @kimmymain (she has more than one blog so I didn’t know which one to tag ^^;)

Anyway, thanks for reading~

misscrazyfangirl321  asked:

Some of these are so good! If I wanted to make edits with them, what would be the protocol? Should I tag you? The original poster, if it isn't on anon? How would that work?

Well the quotes first and foremost belong to the authors. You can also credit this blog but you don’t have to. As for anon, well I suppose there isn’t much you can do unless you wanna source it as ‘anon’

Super late to the meme party, as per usual, but I wanted to finish this- so here I am!

I’m gonna tag some people, cause I want to see them do this too. X3

Join me.  

@fade–touched, @ruthimagination (if you have time dear, I know you’re busy), @the-devils-pet-cat, @smiling-werewolf, @starrypawz, and @brorotica. 

Please don’t edit, trace, repost, or remove my signature/credit.

So today I had a whole list of Actual Useful Things that I really needed to do and I did not do any of those things. Not any of them.

What I have instead accomplished today, is that I have now watched all the Berena scenes in Holby City. All of them. Before today, I had watched No Berena and now I am all caught up on All The Berena. Help me.

dailycj’s monthlycj (caejose) event! hosted by yours truly xo

what’s this event? - monthlycj is an event where you (the caejose fans) host my blog for a week! i’ll give a topic at the end of each event for the next one, (ie, at the end of the march event, i’ll give out the topic for the april event) and i’ll reblog them here under the tag #monthlycj 

i want this to be a fun event where everyone can share their art & their love for caejose!

rules & requirements & more info

- open to all creators (art/fanfic/edits/etc.)

- acceptable formats: submission/@ mention (ie @dailycj)/post under the tag #monthlycj

- you can make as many entries as you would like! but i’m only really expecting one per person if you do participate 

- your entry does not have to be related to the topic

- gotta be caejose <:

- early/on-time/late entries are all fine, but i will only reblog them during the week (late entries will be reblogged during the event of the next month, but don’t sweat it if the topic doesn’t match)

- please follow my rules, and make sure to tag common triggers (i suggest not submitting anything seriously triggering as this blog is meant to be a sappy, happy place)

- this is by no means a daily/bd/pd event, but if you are one of those blogs you are free to join if you want!

and as always, thank you so much for your support, & have fun! ♥

- sammy

spaaghettii  asked:

So, I am writing a story about 2e kids in high school, kind of as a coping mechanism (I am 2e and have dysgraphia myself) and one of the characters has ADHD. I don't know anyone with ADHD to a point where I feel I can question them, but I want this character to be as real and relatable as possible. Do you know of any good resources to help me learn about ADHD, or any personal stories that would help? The character is a guy, if that helps. I just want to have a good representation. Thanks!

Our what it’s like tag is full of posts about what ADHD can be like. It’s important to note that your character is not going to display literally every single symptom on the diagnostic criteria, certain things will be more difficult depending on which symptoms he has, and he will have coping mechanisms in place to deal with them (whether or not those are healthy coping mechanisms is another question).


prismspringer  asked:

HEYYY I LOVED THAT heart MEDIC THING U DID! I also like your idea about medic talking about a bunch of other things! How about you put a name to it? Maybe medic's science talks? Classroom medic? Maybe add engie or demo as his assistant cuz u know... science! Please keep drawing and making art! I really like your work!!!

Thanks! It got a great response, so I’m glad I took the time to make that thing. I dunno if I’ll be doing them often enough to get very formal about it, but I guess I should come up with a title just so I can tag them. “Medic Explains,” I guess? If I think it’s appropriate, I’ll definitely pull in some other characters, but I won’t know until I get there.

I do have an idea for one I wanna draw next month, a subject not on the list. It’s a secret until then, though!


I know this is pointless drama but I was shown this girl is harrassing other people too.. The second screenshot is something she commented on my IG. If you think @andthesorcerersstoned or her girlfriend are nice people… they are NOT! Why do people have to harrass and degrade others???

Also this is NOT an excuse to harrass either of them, but they are definately block worthy.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I'm not sure if you've been asked this before, and so sorry if you have, but what are your thoughts about #boycottredemption? Are you worried? As a person like you who is an adamant TK-lover, I've got to say that I am a little bit nervous about the possibility of having the ratings tank on TBLR, and TPTB decide to take him off the mother show/kill him off :o Do you think that's a possibility? Thanks!! :)

You want my honest opinion? I’m completely cool with it. I see no reason why people who have that such seething hatred for a character would or even should watch a show focused on him. There’s no reason for them to put themselves (or us, if they choose to come over and fill the tags as well) miserable with it. It seems like a no-brainer for them to avoid it. 

Here’s the thing: It’s super easy, especially when you spend as much time and get as deep into fandom as some of us do, to make the mistake of thinking this is all there is. That we’re the major voice. The Blacklist writers and production team are very sweet to give us time to voice our opinions about the show (there are a couple that lurk around here and a lot of activity over on Twitter as well) and I believe them when they say they hear them. I also know that they can’t please everyone, and just because you (the general you, not you specifically, anon, or singling anyone out) dig deep into a group of like-minded people, it’s easy to lose perspective. 

You start to think that, because you and your friends feel a certain way, that must mean that the majority of people feel that way because, after all, no one is contradicting you in your opinions. Like I said, it’s easy to do, and I see it in fandom and outside of it. It’s group-think to a large degree.

The thing is, NBC is a business. Their job (and those employed specifically with the Blacklist’s production team) is to keep their business running. They have access to numbers and stats that many people (myself included) don’t even know that we don’t know. They are well aware what sells and what doesn’t to the general audience, and they make decisions based on that. They didn’t sign off on a spinoff starring Ryan Eggold as Tom Keen because a few fans on Tumblr and Twitter hash tagged all the right things and convinced them that they should, they did it because they feel like it was a financially sound investment. 

So, short answer long, I see no reason for those that dislike Tom to watch Redemption if they don’t want to. Seriously, there’s enough stress in life. I hope that the break without Tom let’s them relax a little, because it never ceases to amaze me how controversial the character is within this fandom.

Like Elise/Janet said last week: You do you, man.

anonymous asked:

❤ do you know any books/videos for drawing and witchraft? like a mix of both. i mainly want to learn how to do basic anatomy and combine my art. do you have a list of favorite (tumblr) art styles or artists? do you have a witchsona yourself or a favorite witchsona from others on here? how do you feel about art witches? do you have any ideas to/with mix art witchcraft with celestial witchcraft? sorry for all the questions. i really want to see more of this!! love and kisses from a sleepy anon. ❤

hmm, not really. the more specific you get with witchcraft, the less material there is on it fast. 

i like @debbie-sketch a lot! i really admire her style and wish i could do it lol

i actually draw witchsonas for commission sometimes, i have a couple of myself tho, they’re all tagged #witchsona.

i think art witchcraft is really cool and unexplored, but i know @gardenlovepoet works with it, you could check them out and talk to them about it 

i think sigils are a good starting point for art and witchcraft to merge, but it can also mix with poppetry easily

hmm, for mixing with celestial witchcraft, you might look into sculpture realted art or using the constellations as sigils

anonymous asked:

hi, can you do head canons for hunk's best friend being hopelessly in love with keith? Love your blog! have a great day/night! :)

thank you very much! also yes, here you go! hope you enjoy!

  • The moment Hunk introduces you to the rest of the Paladins, he already has an inkling that you’ve developed a crush on one of them. It’s in the way you act—bashful and nervous, careful as though you don’t particularly don’t want to baffle anyone with your actions and it’s also in the way you speak—timid and shy—almost as though you’re embarrassed, almost as though you find it awkward, as though you find everything uncomfortable. It’s almost as though you’re uncertain on how to act around them, which is extremely unlike you. He would notice how you’re easily embarrassed, even more so than usual, and he would narrow his eyes in suspicion, pondering over this for a while and wondering why you’re acting like this before it all finally clicks in his head. He would figure out that you’ve developed a crush, though he wouldn’t know immediately who that is, as he has never really managed to correctly guess what your type and preferences are. Still, that doesn’t mean he’s not down to find out as soon as he could.
  • The moment he would finally catch you alone, he would press you for details. Who are you fancying? Are they one of the Paladins, too? If so, which one are they? He would ask you so many questions you’re almost certain you’re going dizzy from all the pressure he’s trying to put on you. You would try to answer as much questions as you could, though when he’s finally asked you about your crush’s identity, you would hesitate. It would take him a few more words, coaxing and encouraging, before he’s finally able to receive the answer he’s desired to hear for quite some time now. You would look around you first, your gaze darting around your surroundings as you try to make certain that there’s no one to hear you but him. The moment you’ve finally made sure of that, you would finally whisper your crush’s name, your voice so soft, so breathy it’s almost a whisper.
  • At first, Hunk would be a little confused, baffled with the information suddenly thrust upon him. Why Keith? What does he have that has you instantly falling for him? Was it his good lucks? His personality? He would spend a few moments trying to comprehend all this, trying to figure out the answer behind this obviously baffling love equation. When he still couldn’t find the answer, he would turn to you and ask you the question directly, to which he would be responded by with a shrug.
  • It would probably take him a few days to finally accept the facts and adjust to the idea that you’re crushing in on one of his other friends, though once he’s finally gotten over it, he would try to support you in all kinds of ways.
  • Be prepared to be in all kinds of situations because you’re going to be in for quite a ride. Hunk would try to do all kinds of things just so he could get the two of you together. He would even go as far as to try and employ the help of the other Paladins which excludes Keith, of course, inviting them to join in his cause. He would devise a variety of plans, and these plans would sometimes include situations that are so clichéd and common you’re nearly sure the idea has come from a romantic comedy show the two of you have definitely watched before—such as the two of you getting stuck on a room with no way out for more than a few hours—as well as some extremely embarrassing or even borderline mortifying situations—such as him inviting the two of you out for a so-called night out before bailing out on you at the last minute and forcing you and Keith to spend the night at a place you have no idea about. He would try and give the two of you as much alone time as possible, and he would even try to set the two of you up on dates as often as he can that you’re going to be forced to conclude that his matchmaking ways are so painfully corny and so painfully obvious that it’s only a matter of time before Keith finally figures out that you’re harbouring some romantic feelings for him—which is exactly what Hunk intends to happen, though he would never tell you just that.

TLDR: Hunk is a supportive best friend, and while he would probably judge you at first for falling in love with someone as abrasive and closed-off as Keith, he would still help you try and win his heart. The ride would probably quite a bit embarrassing though, but he would be with you all the way through, supporting you in the sidelines and cheering for you with all his might that you’re nothing if not grateful and appreciative.

anonymous asked:

Look it's me jelixpo back at it again with another weird/morbid hc ask. Do you have any hcs for if jelix had a health scare? Like if one of them had to be rushed to the hospital after taking a really bad fall or accidentally eating something poisonous at a restaurant.

god i think about this a lot, and i want to write it, but YALL WOULD KILL ME

-i feel like felix would be the one to be rushed to hospital. like cmon have you seen the stupid shit he does? gets hit by a car, eats too much hot sauce, ect

-jack would probably do his best to stay calm the entire time, doing everything he could to stay with felix, and when he’s finally stable/decently okay, he’d break down in tears and start sobbing, then hit felix for scaring him

-after jack calmed himself, though he’d probably cuddle with fe in the hospital bed and fall asleep

setthestarsxnfire  asked:

Okay... I may or may not be planning to draw some of your angel and demons AU since I'm inspired. (Although if I did it would be trash so I apologize like from now)... But, just one question, do demons have wings? Like those spiky black thingies xD

honestly you can draw it however you want? but i dont really see them as having wings, i honestly just kind of see them looking like their human self but their pupils are all black >:) aint got none COLOR in they eyes,,,but live when they’re in hell i want them to have like big claws and have really pale and cracked skin >:) but theyre human forms are normal aside from the eyes…..does that make sense??? feel free to message me again if i just made u more confused LOL

I need help with my project

Okay, so I am working on a project for LGBT+ rights for my art class. Hearts of different genders and sexualities are hidden behind a screen of black and white, but on the screen are quotes of love towards the community, such as Lin-Manuel Miranda’s Love is Love is Love speech. I have decided to do handwritten quotes, so if you’d like, either come up with your own quote or pick a favourite from someone else and write them down. You can submit them to be or tag me in a post of your own, and I will credit your name and/or URL and if you want you can mention what part of the LGBT+ community you are (such as trans or ace or bi or even just an ally) and you’ll be mentioned somehow as a help to my project. Please help spread this, send in your quotes, and thank you. 💚

Also, as a side note: if you are uncomfortable giving out your information, as this is a public project for my class and will possibly be displayed, PLEASE note that you would like to be kept anonymous. REBLOG PLEASE. SPREAD THIS POST. 💚

anonymous asked:

#82 and #84 for the prompt thing pls

82. “My back’s a bit sore from when you stabbed me with your knife.” and 84. “No, I didn’t murder them. I accidentally knocked them unconscious forever, that’s all.”

“Jake, really? Still? Are you coming or do I have to interrogate this murderer myself?” Amy groaned as she waited for Jake, whose lips were still showing hints of the pout he had had on for the past hour.

He finally got up, albeit very reluctantly. “Oh, I’m sorry Ames. My back’s a bit sore from when you stabbed me with your knife.” Amy rolled her eyes, prompting Jake to cross his arms indignantly. “Yeah, the knife is betrayal. Because you betrayed me-”

“Are you kidding me? For the last time- I’m sorry I didn’t buy you the bacon bagel. They ran out- it wasn’t my fault!” She huffed.

Amy went on a weekly bagel run and she always got everyone in the detective squad (plus Gina) a bagel each. They did stuff like that for each other; Charles often got coffee because any strange-sounding or strange-looking food he made would be rejected, Terry gave everyone a small pack of fruits or a mini tub of yoghurt every few days to safeguard their health. Jake gave everyone candy, which was only accepted in desperate times when they needed a quick energy boost. Rosa and Gina didn’t give anyone anything.

And Amy, she got everyone bagels of course. Everyone had their various favorite flavors that she would get specifically for them. As for Jake, that happened to be the bacon bagel that the bakery they all liked to frequent had just released.

“No, they didn’t ‘run out’. You gave my bacon bagel to your stupid boyfriend.”

“There was only one left- he likes the bacon bagel too! If you had showed up to work earlier you would’ve gotten it.” Amy retorted.

“Oh so you get a boyfriend and I don’t get a bacon bagel anymore because I 'show up twenty minutes late’? I thought I could trust you, Amy.”

“You’re making a bigger deal out of this than you need to.”

“It’s not just the bacon bagel Ames-” Jake sighed, his arms placed on his hips in resignation. “Ever since you started dating Daniels your morals have been compromised.”

“I’m pretty sure this is just about the bacon bagel Jake. And really? My morals?

“You heard me. I hardly see you anymore, you never come to Shaw’s- and bagels were something you always got for the squad, and now that’s ruined too.”

Amy heard it then. It really wasn’t just about the bacon bagel. A part of her felt bad, seeing that hurt glint in Jake’s eyes, replacing the pure joy that usually radiated throughout him. Maybe she hadn’t been spending as much time with Jake as she would’ve liked, but her relationship with Officer Daniels was still new, and- wasn’t it a common thing for people to slightly distance themselves from their friends when they got into a new relationship? Why was she even feeling guilty about this?

“What do you want me to do? Break up with him so I have more time for my work friends?”

“Yes-” Amy’s heart almost stopped. “I mean- no, of course I don’t, I want you to be happy.”

Amy gulped. Happy. She still wasn’t sure she was exactly there with Daniels yet. But it was nice… to have someone in her life, and a certain security that came with having a boyfriend, a potential life partner.

Amy sighed. “Look- I’ll make sure no one takes your bacon bagel away no matter what from now on, okay? Now can we go interrogate this guy?”

Jake’s lips finally broke out into a smile, a smile Amy didn’t know she had been waiting for, but the wave of relief and pleasure that coursed through her when his lips curled up was certainly indicative of that.

“Lead the way,” he said with a goofy grin, hands outstretched in an act of courtesy.

Amy rolled her eyes and entered the interrogation room, Jake trailing close behind her.


“No, I didn’t murder them. I just accidentally knocked them out unconscious forever, that’s all.”

Jake and Amy groaned, wanting very much to commit police brutality against this pasty white guy of a murderer, who had been blatantly refusing to admit to not just one, but two murders. The interrogation had went on for almost an hour, but to Jake and Amy it already felt like days, ages even, because of how frustrating this man was.

“Okay- first of all, 'knocking someone unconscious forever’ basically means someone died at your hands.” Amy crossed her arms. “Second of all- I wouldn’t consider multiple stab wounds to the chest 'knocking someone unconscious’.”

“I didn’t kill them.” The man insisted. “None of them. Not even one.”

Jake slammed his hands on the table, giving the suspect (who was clearly guilty) an impatient look. “Dude. We have security footage of you breaking and entering that couple’s apartment. Your fingerprints were found on the weapon, and multiple witness accounts told us about how you’ve been harassing that couple for the past two months. We’ve got you dead to rights, so you might as well just confess and we can cut you a better deal.”

The man shook his head. “No. That- that security footage was clearly photoshopped.” He clearly had little to no proper understanding of how photoshop worked.

Amy rolled her eyes, this guy went from trying to convince them he somehow accidentally punched the victims into permanent unconsciousness to denying any involvement in the crime at all. Amateur.

“Alright- since you just can’t remember what you got up to that day, why don’t we do a little reenactment for you?”

Amy nearly scowled at Jake. “Do I look like Charles to you?”

“I’ll let you be the murderer.”

Amy’s face broke out into a smile, and this was a heartening sight for Jake. “Time for a reenactment!”

“Okay so I’m the victim-” Jake explained as he pointed to himself. “Wait, there were two victims. Should we call Charles?”

“No need. I’ll just stab you twice as much.” Amy said with any almost sly smile.

“Okay.” Jake gulped, preparing himself for the fake death that was to be brought upon him.

Amy pointed to herself as she looked at the perp. “And I’m you-”

Jake pretended to be having a pleasant dinner in the comfort of his home. “Ah, darling! This meal is delightful!” He turned around, pretending to be another person now. It looked ridiculous and Amy could barely keep it together. “Glad you like it dear! Pass the salt?”

Amy decided it was time to enter the scene, no matter how tempting it was to keep watching Jake act out domestic scenes all by himself.

“I’m breaking into the house!” Amy announced as she mimed picking a lock, brandishing a knife at Jake and Jake. “There you two are! Time to die.”

“Oh no!” Jake yelped. He moved one step to the right, before pulling another horrified face. “Oh no!”

“It’s too late.” Amy said exaggeratedly as she always did in situations where they had to play a character. “Stab! Stab! Stab!”

She mimed stabbing Jake, as he stepped side to side, pretending to be two different people.

“Stop! Please! I confess alright?” The man almost begged. It seemed Jake and Amy’s reenactment had cracked him.

“Finally!” Amy cheered, bringing out the necessary paperwork for him to sign.

“We’ve done it again, Santiago.” They shared a high five, before Jake turned back to look smugly at the perp. “So- did our reenactment bring you to tears?”

“It was horrible. Never do that to anyone again.”

“And what? Lose a foolproof way to make criminals confess? We’re doing this more, Peralta.”

Jake’s jaw dropped, his mouth wide open in pure joy.

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