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1DFF MASTERLIST

hiiiii, everyone!!! this is the official masterlist for 1DFF authors that update on Tumblr! i feel like this list will always be a WIP so PLEASE do not hesitate to send in new stories for it! the only requirements are that theyre full or mini fics and posted on both platforms! i also wanna give a huge thanks to everyone that sent in their info to make this happen, y’all seriously rock! @1dffofficial

( * ) denotes completed fics. 

Fics under more than one boys name center around both and/or are love triangles.


HARRY

Such Great Heights by mackabees (@mackabees)

Oh, Arizona by sophrosyne (@harktheharold)

And We Meet Again by oneofhistattoos (@oneofhistattoos)

*If You Give A Boy A Ballpoint by sophroysne (@harktheharold)

the photograph series by stilesharrystyles (@stilesharrystyles)

Mitochondria and his Nucleus by stilesharrystyles (@stilesharrystyles)

Come Home to Me by stilesharrystyles (@stilesharrystyles)

 Fanfiction by stilesharrystyles (@stilesharrystyles)

*Silver Girl by stilesharrystyles (@stilesharrystyles)

*Frosted Flakes (and Avacadoes) by stilesharrystyles (@stilesharrystyles)

*Red, White, and You by stilesharrystyles (@stilesharrystyles)

*When Harry Met Sally by stilesharrystyles (@stilesharrystyles)

*Above Average by stilesharrystyles (@stilesharrystyles)

*First Base by stilesharrystyles (@stilesharrystyles)

*The Photographer by stilesharrystyles (@stilesharrystyles)

*Matched by ladymiresa (@ladymiresa)

Odds On by ladymiresa (@mrsmiresa)

*Evaporate by standingfacingwest (@standingfacingwest)

*The Golden Hour by standingfacingwest (@standingfacingwest)

Young Blood by standingfacingwest (@standingfacingwest)

What a Feeling by stylmao (@ninetyfovr)

Lost Stars by stylmao (@ninetyfovr)

*silver springs by gitgat (@lifeisbetterasamermaid)

*Breathless by gitgat (@lifeisbetterasamermaid)

*Tonight, You’re Mine by gitgat (@lifeisbetterasamermaid)

Around my Bones by gitgat (@lifeisbetterasamermaid)

*A Rhapsody of Sorts by silverglass (@silverglass)

*Sugar on the Asphalt by aboutfalling (@justanchorandhope)

*Tennessee Teacakes by aboutfalling (@justanchorandhope)

*Just Anchor and Hope by aboutfalling (@justanchorandhope)

*When We Sink, We Float by aboutfalling (@justanchorandhope)

Covert Affairs by 1dharrystylesluver (@wild3flow3r)

Life As We Know It by 1dharrystylesluver (@wild3flow3r)

Slow Burn by allyoopxo (@allywrites)

With the New Crowd by goodcricket (@likeamisfit)

*Youth Decay by goodcricket (@likeamisfit)

We’re Not Friends by zarryeternity (@heartnsideofmine)

Journeyman by littlebird006 (@littlebird006)

Under My Skin by booksncoffee (@booksncoffee)

Lock Yourself Out by team-styles (@team-styles)

*False Pretenses by zaynourholyfather (@harrieheaux)

*Sturmflut by Escapist (@fuckyeahfics)

Pure Feeling by bloomfields (@aceofstyles)

Close Your Eyes (and Count to Ten) by bloomfields (@aceofstyles)

Crooked Love by bloomfields (@aceofstyles)

Whole Lotta Rosie by addisonlee (@addisonleexo)

Stardust & Silk by alluring (@ineffably-styles)

*Into that Good Night by abejas (@abejas-fic)

Do Not Go Gentle by abejas (@abejas-fic)

*Burning Daylight by abejas (@abejas-fic)

*Truth Be Told by abejas (@abejas-fic)

*Middle of Nowhere by abejas (@abejas-fic)

*Solitary by abejas (@abejas-fic)

Bittersweet by stairwaytostyles (@stairwaytostylesfic)

Rubber Ball by sel1dff (@full-fics)

*As Lovers Go by inmadhouses (@in-madhouses)

*Fists Full of Flowers by inmadhouses (@in-madhouses)

*A History in Rust by wakinguptired (@wokeuptired)

The Double Plaid by wakinguptired (@wokeuptired)

*Let’s Pretend It’s Love by CrumpetsAndTea (@daydreamsandafternoontea)

How Hard I Try by americanbleach ((@americanbleach)

Snapshot by dgstories (@curlsgetgirls)

Matters of the Heart by dgstories (@curlsgetgirls)

Spit Fire by showingthroughtome (@showingthroughtome)

No. 14 by showingthroughtome (@showingthroughtome)

*Live in my Imagination by showingthroughtome (@showingthroughtome)

*Anytime You’re Needing Me by showingthroughtome (@showingthroughtome)

*Skinny Legs by harryscribbles (@harryscribbles)

*The Long Way Home by harryscribbles (@harryscribbles)

*Give My Love to Huckleberry Finn by harryscribbles (@harryscribbles)

*Nom de Plume by astrophe (@stylesprimes)

*Dandelion & Burdock by astrophe (@stylesprimes)

*These Days by astrophe (@stylesprimes)

*Nothing Without You by whisicalstyles (@softzindagi)

You Can Never Stop Running by whisicalstyles (@softzindagi)

Come Home to Me by whisicalstyles & stilesharrystyles (@softzindagi & @stilesharrystyles)

To Not Feel Alone by whisicalstyles (@softzindagi)

Between Jasmine and Reason by anubis (@austenlouis)

Before I Met You by ktrssss1 (@ktrsss1fics)


LOUIS

*Fill You In by beautifulletdownfics (@beautifulletdownfics)

Offside by Escapist (@fuckyeahfics)

*zugzwang by Escapist (@fuckyeahfics)

*Shot in the Dark by abejas (@abejas-fic)

Resolutions by madminnie (@boricuamermaid)

Pride by sel1dff (@full-fics)

Los Angeles PD by DeathOfABachelorette (@sundownlouis)


LIAM

Silhouette Dreams by abejas (@abejas-fic)

*By Surprise by abejas (@abejas-fic)

Pins and Needles by madminnie (@boricuamermaid)

Of Sons and Fathers by sel1dff (@full-fics)

A Girl In A Million by sel1dff (@full-fics)

On The Line by inmadhouses (@in-madhouses)

*Left My Heart Out by wakinguptired @wokeuptired

Different Strokes by mdanielle (@marisa-writes)

Coming Up Roses by primetimewrites (@primetimewritings)

Saudade by whisicalstyles (@softzindagi)


NIALL

Tell You Now by anubis @austenlouis

Time Stands Still by abejas (@abejas-fic)

*Beating Hearts by abejas (@abejas-fic)

Hesitant and Hopeful by madminnie (@boricuamermaid)

Now That You’re Here by madminnie (@boricuamermaid)

Across Mountains by madminnie (@boricuamermaid)

A Girl In A Million by sel1dff (@full-fics)

*Stairway to Heavan by sel1dff (@full-fics)

Fool’s Gold by inmadhouses (@in-madhouses)

Stars in Your Eyes by wakinguptired (@wokeuptired)

Little Giants by wakinguptired (@wokeuptired)

Bright Baby Blue by wakinguptired (@wokeuptired)

*The Panic Cord by wakinguptired (@wokeuptired)

*Screaming Color by wakinguptired (@wokeuptired)

*You and I Need to Have a Little Patience by wakinguptired (@wokeuptired)

*Left My Heart Out by wakinguptired (@wokeuptired)

Elementary by mdanielle (@marisa-writes)

*I’ll Be Your Safety by ktrssss1 (@ktrsss1fics)

Settle Down With Me by ktrssss1 (@ktrsss1fics)

No One Does It Better by ktrssss1 (@ktrsss1fics)

Latch by ktrsss (@ktrsss1fics)


ZAYN

*zugzwang by Escapist (@fuckyeahfics)

*quatervois by Escapist (@fuckyeahfics)

Rubber Ball by sel1dff (@full-fics)

Pride by sel1dff (@full-fics)

*Serendipty by whisicalstyles (@softzindagi)

insurge  asked:

Hi I need to ask If Meabhdbutsexii is your side blog or is a blog that is making fun of you?(im sorry I feel so stupid rn) cause idk If I should follow it or hate it XD

Hhaha, okay so there is a story to this. 

So I was in college one day and telling my friends some of the things people were saying about my art. They know its my biggest pet peeve when people just make annoying comments like, “Why don’t his arms look bigger/ have freckles/ why the hell haven’t you drawn that character in the exact way that I, a completely different person imagined that character that also coincidentally has wriggle room in regards to character design”. And my friends, bless them tend to get pissed on my behalf. And on this particular day, I think I had uploaded the WIP of Elide and Lorcan kissing (the height difference one?) and someone wrote something like that in one of the tags.

So, my dear friend Melissa, decided that she would do her own version of the same drawing but meeting the requirements that this blog wanted for a joke, and make it really grotesque and sexual (because ye are thirsty af on my drawings sometimes, which I find quite funny). So she was like “I’m giving the people what they want!” and meabhdbutsexii was born. So every now and again I’ll send Melissa a drawing that I’m almost finished and she’ll draw her version of it, and they are always awful and so funny. It’s just been this joke for ages, and like most of my class know about it and find it hilarious.

So, while it is a blog that’s making fun of me, it’s all good, I’m in on every joke.

This is her Instagram if you want to see it, she’s pretty cool

exo shitpost #2: exo at the carnival
  • junmyeon: alright assholes go wild
  • chanyeol: hoo boy i'm going to win me some prizes
  • baekhyun: you suck ass at everything what could you possibly win
  • chanyeol: that thing with the hammer
  • sehun: your arms are two limp noodles lmao
  • chanyeol: fuck you
  • luhan: your weak ass can't even get it past the halfway mark
  • chanyeol: i don't deserve this verbal abuse you try it
  • luhan: what. the fuck.
  • luhan: it doesn't work
  • sehun: excuses are for the cheap
  • luhan: this is bullshit, this game is rigged, and we are going home
  • -
  • yifan: ok junmyeon let us get wild
  • junmyeon: would you fuck off i will not ride a roller coaster
  • yifan: why
  • junmyeon: because i may shit myself
  • junmyeon: but also because i don't want to be seen next to your crusty ass
  • yifan: why did i ever love you
  • -
  • jongdae: fuck yes corndogs
  • kai: holy shit kyungsoo take it slow
  • kyungsoo: i am a hungry bitch today don't speak to me
  • jongdae: did you really just inhale that entire corndog
  • kyungsoo: it's not that big
  • kai: i can personally assure you he's seen bigger
  • jongdae: wow kyungsoo, king of the dick
  • kyungsoo: if you don't shut up right now i might eat you
  • -
  • zitao: fuck i lost my watch, i must have left it on the ferris wheel
  • minseok: you irresponsible fuck what did i tell you about leaving your goddamn shit everywhere
  • zitao: here, take my ice cream and put it on your tits because you need to chill
  • minseok: /rubbing nosebridge/ how much did that stupid thing cost
  • zitao: it was gucci
  • minseok: i just pissed my pants
  • zitao: relax jethro i have like ten more at home
  • minseok: what
  • zitao: eleven including the one i gave to candy
  • minseok: you have eleven gucci watches, one of which is for your dog, and you still gave me a fucking slurpee for my birthday
  • zitao: at least it was a jumbo size
  • minseok: you're dead to me
  • -
  • yixing: life is fantastic
  • kyungsoo: you're a cheery mf today aren't you
  • yixing: why are you so pessimistic, go inhale another corndog
  • kyungsoo: i can't eat too many, i'm corn intolerant
  • yixing: that's not a thing
  • kyungsoo: i'm also mildly allergic to dogs
  • yixing: that's,,,, not how it works
  • luhan: don't bother this is from the same guy who didn't know how dna works
  • kyungsoo: no more kimchi spaghetti for you
  • -
  • sehun: cotton candy BITCH
  • chanyeol: this is your fifth one, stop it
  • sehun: i am in love with this shit
  • chanyeol: diabetes says hello
  • sehun: i might dye vivi this colour
  • chanyeol: what the fuck she's not an easter egg
  • sehun: doggosthetic
  • chanyeol: s e h u n that's abuse pLEASE DON’T DO THAT
  • -
  • yifan: aw fuck
  • junmyeon: what now you overgrown baby
  • yifan: i'm too tall for the bumpercars
  • junmyeon: too bad
  • yifan: this is no fair
  • junmyeon: go ride something else you ingrate
  • yifan: that's it i'm putting you on the death drop
  • junmyeon: you better freaking not
  • yifan: hi yes one ticket for the death drop
  • junmyeon: nonononono im sure i don't meet your height requirement eheheh
  • yifan: don't worry dear, they have seats for shrimps like you!
  • junmyeon: WU YI FAN YoU fUckeR
  • yifan: enjoy bitchy!!
  • junmyeon: YoU haVe a laWSUiT oN YoUR handS
  • -
  • baekhyun: OFF TO THE HOUSE OF MIRRORS WE GO
  • jongin: i love the fact that i still look hot in all of these
  • jongdae: hey baekhyun this mirror's got me looking just like you
  • baekhyun: how so?
  • jongdae: makes me look ugly as shit
  • jongin: im piSSing
  • baekyun: this kind of commentary is the reason no one loves you
  • -
  • luhan: haunted house, leggo
  • zitao: fuck this shit i'm out
  • minseok: nah i'm in let's do it
  • yixing: zitao i'll protect you
  • zitao: too late i'm already crying
  • minseok: oh ShiT i am Spooked
  • zitao: AHAHADSHJF UHUHUHUH WAHHDHJFF
  • luhan: his soul has left him
  • yixing: you made it taozi, i’m proud of you
  • zitao: thanks yixing, the only thing that helped me through it was the fact that those goblins back there kinda resembled you and it was really funny
  • yixing: wow, this is basically bullying!
  • -
  • junmyeon: well boys, it's been fun
  • kyungsoo: no it has not
  • junmyeon: but we must head back to hell
  • yifan: he means home
  • junmyeon: trust me, i mean hell

tangentmusings  asked:

I'm writing a NA romance, and I just realized I may be straining to meet the requirements of the Bechdel test. I have several female characters, including my protagonist, but so much of the plot revolves around her relationship with men. Do you have any tips? Should I maybe add an unrelated subplot?

You must remember that the Bechdel test is not the height of everything and on top of that you are writing a romance, where your main focus is going to be on said romance. In order to meet the requirements of the Bechdel test, you only have to have two female characters speak once about something that is not a dude. That’s it! If you have a quick conversation about how the rent is too damn high or a five minute exchange with her mom about Christmas, you have passed the test.

The Bechdel test is a more appropriate bar for a summer blockbuster that has female leads together and a attacking villain and yet somehow they only talk about a relationship with a dude, if they talk at all. You’re dealing with a very different form of fiction that is solely focused on relationships! Relax, and focus on making your characters the best they can be. You haven’t failed anything!

Duty of Love and War

Duty of Love and War

Fandom: Marvel

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x Reader

Words: 1137

You and Bucky, or as you liked to call him, James, were inseparable. Whenever he wasn’t with Steve, he was with you, or all three of you were together. You were his girl and you’ve been dating for six months. He loved you so much, but haven’t even told you that yet. He was just waiting for the right time. Nonetheless, that didn’t mean he didn’t show how much he loved you.

You worked at a diner as a waitress. You happily served people with a smile on your face. It was an understatement to say that customers liked you. They loved you! You were so kind and sweet. You loved to talk to them. That’s one of the many things Bucky loved about you. You were a sweetheart. 

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Is the military fatshaming?

I’m not trying to be an asshole, I swear. The military has very strict body composition standards that, if not met, will lead to separation. Do you believe people above those standards should be permitted to serve in combat zones? Clearly the military does not, but HAES would lead me to believe that fit servicemembers who exceed the required BF% can still be fit enough to carry out sustained combat missions, carry a full kit, and keep up with everyone. Do you think this is true or that overweight servicemembers pose a risk to themselves and others in their unit in combat? Thanks in advance for an answer, I appreciate you taking the time to address my question!

Mod response:

Why the fuck does it matter what a servicemember looks like if they can do the fucking job?The assumption that fat = unable to do the job even if they can meet every other requirement is fucking stupid and, yes, fat shaming

In addition, the methods the armed forces use to “measure” body fat are massively, vastly inaccurate, and indeed don’t actually measure body fat at all. It’s all of ratios: weight to height, neck circumference to waist circumference, all kinds of shit. It’s nothing to do with body fat.

And, again, the somebody can manage every single requirement, why does their size matter? Yes, some of those requirements include drawling under very low shit, and yeah, having a huge belly is going to cause issues there. That’s not what we’re talking about. We’re talking about keeping people out because their measurements aren’t right even when they pass every other test.

Oh, and the specific measurement and BMI and body fat percent standards? Known to be discriminatory against women.

People keep assuming that fat = unable to do the job, except that there are plenty of recruits who demonstrably can do the job, and are being threatened with getting thrown out for size alone.

Can you grasp the difference?

-MG

anonymous asked:

Sorry if you've been asked this before but how did you get into modeling? I want to too but I have no idea where to start. You seem like you really know what you're doing so I thought you'd be good to ask!

well first off i’m not a professional model. like, i do modelling for companies and such but they are mostly independently owned and i take all my own photos! if you’re looking to get into the actual modelling industry there are high requirements with most agencies and you’ll need to be certain heights, weight, and just look a certain way. i’m always having people telling i should model, but a lot of those things even i don’t meet, especially if i want to be in the male classification. if you’re serious about this, and it’s not easy work, you’re gonna need to find an agent to get you jobs and you’ll need at least somewhat of a portfolio. again, since i’m not a “professional”, i’m not the best person to ask!