do i make you randy baby

Bucky Drabble 93 & 96

Request: 93 & 96 with Bucky because I find it hilarious that he would use and know that reference

93. “Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?” + “Okay one, you need to stop watching Austin Powers and two, I am completely turned off now.”

96. “Stop pushing me away and just let me love you!”

You pulled off Bucky’s shirt, throwing it down to the floor before attaching your lips to his again. The kiss was hungry, he was pulling you to him while your hands carded through his hair. You pull away, hands sliding down his chest to unbutton his jeans. Bucky nips at your neck as you work on his pants.

He breathes heavily before moving to your ear. “Do I make you horny baby?” he say in that familiar British accent, causing you to stop all movement. “Do I? Do make you randy?”

You pull away completely, getting off his lap. “Did you just-” you stop to shake your head before laughing. “Okay one, you need to stop watching Austin Powers and two, I am completely turned off now.”

Bucky giggles. “I’m sorry, come here.” he reaches for you but you lean away.

“No, I’m turned off.” you respond.

“I’m sorry!” he laughed. “Let me turn you back on.”

“It’s too late for that.” you say before laughing as well. “What made you say that?”

Bucky shrugged. “I dunno, I was watching Austin Powers earlier and that scene popped in my head.”

He reaches over to grab you again but you push his hand away. “No you weirdo!” you laugh.

“Baby!” he giggled. “Stop pushing me away and just let me love you!”

anonymous asked:

Imagine Randy Orton and a/n have a child together (jack) so they don't get to frickle frackle as often so on their day off they try to get it in and mid a/n orgasm jack comes in the room and it gets #awkward Thx brotaco×•× Btw your blog is kewl kk

          “Daddy, Daddy! You’re home,” your three year old son Jack cheered when his father- and your husband- Randy Orton walked through the front door.

  “Hey there, champ,” Randy replied scooping Jack up and holding him in his arms. “I missed you so much!”

“I missed you too, Daddy.”

  Randy kissed Jack’s nose and put him back on the floor. “Jack, where’s Mommy,” he asked his son.

  “Mommy’s in her room looking for a puzzle for us to put together,” Jack answered, beaming. “I don’t think she heard you come in.”

Hearing that made your husband grow a mischievous smile on his face.

  “Hey, how ‘bout we surprise Mommy like last time I came home? does sound like fun?”

“Yeah!”

     “Great. I’ll go hide in the closet and when Mommy comes out of her room, tell her that I’m not home yet. Okay?”

“Okay,” Jack replied. Then the two boys heard your voice.

    “Jack, I found a puzzle with Tigger in it,” you called form your bedroom. As soon as you walked through the door, Randy went into the hall closet as fast as he could while quietly closing the door.

     “Hmm,” you said to your son once you got to the living room “I thought I your father come in.”

      “Nope. He’s not here yet, Mommy,” Jack replied, taking the puzzle box out of your hands.

  You raised an eyebrow and smirked to yourself. “Oh, that’s too bad. The steak that I made for your father will get cold if he doesn’t get here soon.”

“Did somebody say ‘steak’,” Randy asked as he popped out of the closet.

“Daddy,” Jack laughed, “you were supposed to stay in there to scare Mommy!”

   “I know, kiddo. But you know how much I love steak.” Then Randy turned to you. “So…dinner?”

“Really, Randy,” you asked, rolling your eyes. “No kiss, or even a hug?”

    “Oh, how could I forget,“ your husband jokingly asked as he finally embraced you. He tried to kiss your lips, but couldn’t since your son put himself between you and Randy.

“Mommy. Daddy. That’s a big no-no,” Jack said, making you and Randy laugh.

“Sorry, Jack-Jack,” you said, picking him up. “But guess what.”

“What, Mommy?”

“It’s dinner time.”

“Yay!! Come on, Daddy. We’re all having steak tonight!”

Randy did a big, comical gasp. “Even you?”

“Yep!”

“That’s my boy.”

“Of course it’ll have to be cut into small pieces, though,” you added.

“I want Daddy to do it.”

“Okay, champ. Whatever you want,” your husband agreed.

      The three of you then went into the kitchen and had dinner- steak (of course), mashed potatoes and mac n’ cheese. Once everyone was finished, Randy took Jack upstairs to put him to bed while you washed the dishes. Then your husband came back downstairs and wrapped his arms around you, hugging you from behind.

   “Whew, I completely forgot about how much Jack loves bedtime stories,” Randy sighed.

“Yeah,” you laughed, “he usually makes me read three stories a night.”

“Three!?! He just made me read five stories!”

“Aw, he misses his daddy.”

     “Yeah, well I missed him too. But I also missed my wife,” Randy replied as he kissed your the sweet spot on your neck.

    “Randy,” you moaned, “I missed you too, but not enough to make me want to have sex with you on your first day back.”

   “Oh baby, you’re breaking my heart,” your husband jokingly replied while dramatically placing his hand over his chest.

  You laughed. “I’m joking, Randy. Of course I want to have sex right now- there’s only a few things that my vibrator can do.”

“What!?!”

“I’m joking again, baby.”

“Good, you shouldn’t be using that thing without me.”

You laughed again. Harder this time. “Come on, lets go to the bedroom.”

“I’ve been waiting for you to say those words all night.”

        You and Randy went into your bedroom and kissed with so much force but with also so much passion. Randy threw his shirt off, took off yours (leaving your bra on) and then pulled down your pants. Smiling at your lover, you slowly stepped out of them and threw your legs underneath the blanket after you tossed yourself onto your bed. Randy looked at you, confused for a moment, but he quickly got the message after you threw your panties in his face.

“I was wondering when dessert was coming,” Randy said as he licked his lips.

“Oh, it’s coming,” you replied with a smirk, “but only if you eat it right.”

    “You know I will. I’m gonna slide my tongue all over it.” Randy then slid under the blanket with you, spread your legs wide open and started to lick your clit- just like he said he would.

           Randy’s tongue went all over your moist area -there were even moments where he would dart it in and out of you. Also, your husband knew how to make you last for a very long time: he had been pleasuring you for almost a full hour. You moaned his name many times and even caressed his head as he ate you out. Your orgasm was nearing closer and closer and you were finally ready to come. That is until your son threw your bedroom door open.

“Mommy! Daddy,” Jack screamed as tears poured out of his eyes.

      “What is it, Jack,” you asked, really annoyed that you didn’t get to come. It felt like it was going to be a big one too.

    “I had a nightmare, Mommy! some bad people were hurting you and you were shouting Daddy’s name, but Daddy didn’t come!”

‘I could’ve come,’ you thought. “Don’t worry, honey. I’m okay.”

      Jack wiped his eyes with his arm while nodding his head. “Okay. Can I sleep with you and Daddy tonight,” he asked.

    “Of course, sweetie,” you replied. So Jack closed your door and climbed into bed with you, laying on the other side of the bed.

“Where’s Daddy?“

“Um, he’s underneath the blanket,” you nervously answered.

“Why?
“Your father thought this would keep him safe since he had a nightmare too.”

“He did?

“Yeah. Didn’t you, Randy?“

    Your husband was talking, but his voice was muffled from his still being underneath the covers and from his head still being between your legs, which gave you a few vibrations that were enough to make you moan. Luckily you kept your moth closed that you son wouldn’t hear you.

   “You can come out now, Randy,” you said jokingly, “the scary thing is gone now.”

        Randy then popped his head out of the blanket, laughing and hugging his son with a big grin on his face. “The scary thing is gone now, champ,” he cheered, playing along with what you were saying. “You never have to be scared again, Jack. If anything or anyone ever tries to scare you again, then you can count on me to protect you.”

“You promise, Daddy,” Jack asked, with wide eyes.

“I promise, kiddo. Now get some sleep, okay?”

“Okay. Goodnight, Mommy and Daddy.”
“Goodnight, Jack,” you and Randy said at the same time.

    Ten minutes later, when you thought that Jack was asleep, you nudged Randy and whispered to him. “Randy? Are you awake?”

      “Yeah, I’m awake,” your husband answered, groggily. Clearly, he wasn’t that awake. “You, need something, babe?”

“Yes -I would like to have my panties back, if you don’t mind.”

“Oh crap, I almost forgot!”

“Daddy,” you and Randy heard your son say.

“Yes, Jack,” Randy replied.

“What are panties?”

“Oh boy.”

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A/N: story count:2 down, 10 to go. But I think that after I post this one, I won’t be posting anymore requests until I get the other ones done….but I’ll still post non-requests. My inbox will stay open, just know that if you send a request, that it won’t be posted for a long time

Have a nice day/night! :)

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Prompt List

Hello friends! In honor of me hitting 3k a couple of days ago, I’ve decided to do some drabbles! Below is a list of prompts that YOU can choose from! Once you’ve figured out what prompt/quote you want, come pop it in my ask!

The characters you can choose from are Bucky (40′s if you’d like), Lance, Seb (obvi), and Blaine (from Hot Tub Time Machine + I’ll try my very best!) (and maybe Jefferson, Chris Beck, TJ Hammond and Carter Baizen).

Oh! Also the “______” in some of the quotes are blanks meaning whichever character you choose, their name will go there. For example, if you choose #7 with Lance it would be: “Lance, no.” “Lance, YES.”

Alright, let’s get this show on the road!


1. “Please don’t leave me.”

2. “Grab my ass one more time and see what happens.”

3. “This is me. I am the eye of the storm and my heart is a little broken but if you want me, I’m yours.”

4. “You’re with him till the end of the line but what about me?”

5. “The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay Safe. Eat cake.”

6. “Y/N no.” + “Y/N yes.”

7. “______, no.” + “______, YES.”

8. “Are you eating again?”

9. “What are you doing?” + “Trying to use my telekinesis to bring the remote to me.”

10. “You dare insult me mortal?”

11. “What is life without a little risk?”

12. “I don’t think this was a good idea.” + “This was your idea.”

13. “I’m feeling as fresh as freshly baked toast.”

14. “The last time I was someone’s type, I was donating blood.”

15. “Women are always stealing my shirts.”

16. “You’re a flawless piece of shit.”

17. “You’re a babe.”

18. “Do you still like me?” + “We’re married.”

19. “You run your heart like a hotel - you’ve always got people checking in and checking out.”

20. “We’re falling apart.” + “Because you’re not trying!”

21. “I like you, you squid!”

22. “It frustrates me how much I love you and you don’t know. But, I like being frustrated. I don’t mind being frustrated if it’s because of you.”

23. “I know there are pretty girls at this school but none of them are as beautiful as you, darlin’.”

24. “I’m straight up lovable.”

25. “I thought you loved me, not him.”

26. “You’re hot when you’re jealous.”

27. “You like riding things? Ride me.”

28. “I didn’t understand a word you just said. I don’t speak French.” + “I wasn’t speaking French.”

29. “I’m not supposed to laugh, right?”

30. “I’m so tired of being lonely.”

31. “Eat me.”

32. “You’d like that, wouldn’t you?”

33. “Are you drunk?”

34. “You look just like my girlfriend!” + “Oh shit, you are my girlfriend.”

35. “You know I’m not gonna fall asleep until you make out with me.”

36. “My penis is bigger than yours.” + “You don’t have a penis.”

37. “Sometimes I wonder if you’re actually human.”

38. “Our relationship is canceled until further notice.”

39. “You’re so wrong.” + “So wrong, I’m right.”

40. “Who said you could be friends with my mom?” + “Your mom.”

41. “Why am I dating you.”

42. “This is pretty good.” + “That’s our baby’s food.”

43. “I’m forrealsies this time.” + “I can’t believe you just said forrealsies.”

44. “I know I say I love you but I love you.”

45. “Stop kissing me! You’re spreading your gross germs!”

46. “We really need to stop watching Criminal Minds at two in the morning.”

47. “I don’t get jealous.”

48. “Can I sit here?” + “You can sit on my face.”

49. “Why should I trust you?”

50. “Are you flirting with me?” + “Oh my god I’ve been flirting with you for the past two years.”

51. “You deserve better.”

52. “When were you gonna tell me that you’re pregnant?”

53. “If I had that face, I’d cry too.”

54. “So… about that blowjob.”

55. “How the hell did you end up in jail?” + “It’s a long story.”

56. “Do you ever look at yourself in the mirror and go ‘wow, I’m so beautiful’ because same.”

57. “Calm down all I did was break his nose.”

58. “Why are you so clingy?”

59. “I just wanna.. touch.. your boobs.”

60. “Touch me.”

61. “Don’t fucking try me, I’ll whip my Harry Potter wand out on you.”

62. “I just really love you, okay?”

63. “You better not be friend-zoning me.”

64. “All I’m asking is for you to love me back, is that so hard?”

65. “Did you just squeeze my ass?” + “Yeah, it was really firm.”

66. “You look good enough to eat.”

67. “Why don’t you like me?”

68. “Oh my god you cheated, didn’t you?”

69. “No don’t go in there!” + “Why is there a puppy in the closet?”

70. “I’m feeling really attacked right now.”

71. “You’re a big ball of happiness mixed with cute things and sprinkles.”

72. “Marry me.”

73.  “So this is it? You’re just leaving?”

74. “So between me and James Franco, who would you choose?” + “Don’t ask that, you’ll only get hurt.”

75. “You’re so goddamn beautiful.”

76. “Squids have eyes and a mouth and we have eyes and a mouth. We’re basically squids.”

77. “I love you and it hurts that you don’t love me back.”

78. “I love you so damn much and it scares me, okay?”

79. “Y/N, I have something to tell you…. I’m pregnant.” + “You’re a man, _____”

80. “I’ve never kissed anyone.” + “This is a problem.”

81. “I don’t know why I like you so much and it frustrates the hell out of me.”

82. “You’re gorgeous and captivating. Like I said, I want you.”

83. “I know I say I don’t want a relationship but you make me want to have one… with you.”

84. “I know you’ve given me your all and too, too many chances but please… give me one more chance.”

85. “So do you wanna like.. date me and stuff?”

86. “We should bang - shit, I mean hang.”

87. “You look happy and it’s killing me.”

88. “Say it again.” + “I love you.”

89. “I can’t believe you cheated.” + “It was just Mariokart.”

90. “Why wear underwear when you could wear none.”

91. “I think we got married last night.”

92. “I won’t bite… hard.”

93. “Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?” + “Okay one, you need to stop watching Austin Powers and two, I am completely turned off now.”

94. “Do you really love her ______?”

95. “I can’t stop thinking about you.”

96. “Stop pushing me away and just let me love you!”

97. “Can I do your makeup?” + “Only if you make me look super hot.”

98. “Can we just cuddle until our bodies become one with the bed?”

99. “Oh my god ______ I’m so sorry I thought - I didn’t know you were doing… that.”

100. A quote of your choice.

Some of the quotes are from those of you who sent me one, others are from movies, I think tv shows, some just popped into my head and some are things my ex girlfriend told me :)

anonymous asked:

Could you write Bucky or Steve ( or both ;) ) being overtly possessive over Sam to everyone around them, from the avengers to complete strangers, and like Sam being totally oblivious to all of it pls

*cracks knuckles*

The first time it happens Sam doesn’t see too much into it. He’d been watching Ice Age with the team, he was smooshed between Clint and Tony who insisted on throwing popcorn at one another despite the fact that the vast majority of their projectiles landed on Sam instead of one another. By the time the movie was over Sam was coated in popcorn and Tony, of course he had to, made a harmless joke about fowl play that had Sam surprisingly cracking up. At least until he felt himself being flanked by two super-soldiers that forced Stark’s jovial expression to retract into one of confusion, recognition, and self-satisfaction all in the same moment. 

He blinked, once, twice before Tony went off to make more popcorn and several other avengers stating they needed a bathroom break before they started the next movie. 

He didn’t really notice how Steve and Bucky sat next to him this time, making sure they were pressed against his side despite the couch being big enough for four people.


The next time it happens Sam’s sparring with Natasha and still the excessive protectiveness doesn’t seem to be coming clear to him. They’re in one of the compound’s gyms and two onlookers watching Sam and Natasha plant one another on the mat.   

“Come on Sam you can do it better than that.” It’s a taunt. If the smug countenance on her face doesn’t tell him the slight looseness in her stance does. She has some type of trick up her sleeve and he doesn’t know what it is until he lands hard onto the mat. He didn’t see it coming. Yeah he didn’t see it coming and he’s trying his best to regain his breath from being flipped over, more so get his pride back up because that was a rookie mistake letting himself focus on just one thing.

“You alright Sam?” 

He blinks once, twice before he sees who’s hovering over him.

“Buck?” Getting his arms underneath him he pushes himself up and catches sight of Steve chewing Natasha out for what he thinks was a slightly deadly move against him. It’s not like it hasn’t happened before. Their sparring has no rules besides try not to break the bones of your partner; or cause any serious damage and it’s not like they haven’t watched him spar with her before so why do they care now? Why so suddenly? 


The minute he ends up at the bar he realizes that coming to the club with Randy from the VA was a bad idea. He can’t find Randy anywhere and he really can’t seem to shake this dirty blonde that’s been making googly eyes at him ever since he sat down. Sam tries ignoring him. Refusing to answer to his advances. 

“Oh come on baby, you know you want some of this.” Falcon cringes at the words. He goes to leave the bar but finds

“I think you better get out of here pal.” It’s Steve and he has Sam blocked in, hand gripping the back of the bar chair in a near death grip.

“Yeah, this doll is already taken.” It’s Bucky and he presses a kiss against Sam’s cheek to prove his point. Sam tries not to think how the kiss affects him too much. “So fuck off.” The words come out in a near growl and Sam’s sure the man’s pissing himself as he skitters away. 

“You okay Sammy–” 

“Let’s just go home.” He flashes a reassuring smile before he slides out of the bar chair. Hands extended to both of them as he leads them outside. 


It takes a few more times for Sam to see what’s going on with the two of them. How over the pass few months they’ve gotten a tendency to lean into him when someone else was with them. How whenever someone got too flirty with him they’d purposely kiss him or call him babe. How they were quite possessive of him in a way that was subtle yet still there. How they were overprotective at times. How they got jealous at times.


He may have taken a long time to figure it out but he still loved the two all the same.

All Bucky Drabbles

“Are you eating again?” + “You look good enough to eat.”

“This is me. I am the eye of the storm and my heart is a little broken but if you want me, I’m yours.”

“What are you doing?” + “Trying to use my telekinesis to bring the remote to me.” + “You dare insult me mortal?”

“I’ve never kissed anyone.” + “This is a problem.” + “Calm down all I did was break his nose.”

“I didn’t understand a word you just said. I don’t speak French.” + “I wasn’t speaking French.”

“I don’t think this was a good idea.” + “This was your idea.”

“Do I make you horny baby? Do I? Do I make you randy?” + “Okay one, you need to stop watching Austin Powers and two, I am completely turned off now.” + “Stop pushing me away and just let me love you!”

Anyone feel bad for randy in mcfear factor?

He didn’t do anything jerky, he did a great job destroying the Cyclops robots (just a few second and barely any property damage!), was just trying to think of a way to survive cluckfest

and then when the roborino makes his worst fear it just

and then gets trapped in a room with them and just

 I FELT SO BAD FOR HIM

like imagine being trapped in a room with the thing you find disgusting and terrifying

and the magic book you go to for advice tells you to hug it

poor baby.