do i look like a lesbian

things can’t make you look like a sexuality. it’s very tempting to make easy jokes about “Dan looks like a lesbian”, “Dan’s pastel video is gay” i mean obviously correlations between behaviour and stereotypes do exist but when things are kind of you feeding into heteronormativism and the harmfulness of everybody’s living inside a patriarchy and the bullying that exists within the male-system with things threatening their masculinity - that’s just a bad thing and stereotyping sexuality and behaviour and gender isn’t a good thing - so you can say “that goat looks like a lesbian” or “the flowers, that’s a bit gay” and it’s not necessarily the most offensive thing but on a level it is slightly bad because you are reinforcing those things you know so it’s funny because next time you’ll be like “oh i totally look like a lesbian” it’s like that might seem like that but there’s nothing wrong with a lesbian happening to look like whatever “masculine” is.
what is “girly”? what is “looking feminine”? you go to nature, you got a female lion - they’re all meaty as heck. tell you what, lionesses at the zoo - they’re all thicc, look at those thighs. male lions are skinny as heck sat in the corner. what is “feminine”? who’s to say that a girl has to wear pink and like flowers? gender roles make no sense at all. honestly it’s just one of those things that make no sense - like you can say “men are stronger, therefore they should be the hunters” but in our modern society that means nothing. that’s like grounded in some kind of biology - but wearing pink, liking flowers and not liking flowers - that makes no sense. there’s like literally no background for it. there’s a difference between things that have some kind of evolutionary biological basis that we can say while now in our modern society that’s a pointless issue that we shouldn’t let define us.
—  Dan’s rant on the flower-crown-criticism | Dan’s Live Chat 14/2/2017

Het men: Ugh and then she wanted to “talk about her day”, how annoying, I just nodded along

Me at my girlfriend: I’d really like your opinion on about ten things and then tell me the world treated you right while I wasn’t looking and we’ll talk about whatever you want… Tell me about what you ate… Describe the sunlight on your hair please…. Do you have any new hopes and dreams today?

biracial kid problems

- not looking like either of ur parents

- ”oh, you look (other race)”

- ”is that your mom or is some woman kidnapping you?”

- not being able to fit in to either side of the family

- “but mixed babies are so cute!!”

- “where are you from?”

- people trying to guess ur race

- people speaking languages to u that you don’t know because they assume ur race

- oh dear god what box do I check

Biracial kid perks

- you’re beautiful!

- having two cultures to learn about/love

- having friends of all races

- cultural fluidity 

- being totally unique! go you!

learn to love your mixed self!

Short callout posts for the trolls

Aradia Megido 

Wasn’t in the comic enough. 

Tavros Nitram 

Never actually used his massive horns as a weapon. Like dude, they’re right there.

Sollux Captor

He’s the type of person that you think is doing something important on his computer but he’s looking at furries on troll DeviantArt.

Karkat Vantas 

Treats shitty romcoms as source material for romantic psychology and actually admits to it.

Nepeta Leijon

I don’t have the heart to drag Nepeta, she’s just too good. I’m sorry.

Kanaya Maryam

She takes lipstick lesbian to a whole new level seeing as she literally cuts people in half with her fucking lipstick.

Terezi Pyrope

Didn’t kiss any girls when she if fully capable of kissing every girl in paradox space.

Vriska Serket

The title of this post is “Short callout posts for the trolls” and I don’t think her resume for callouts can be fit into something short.

Equius Zahhak

Apparently dresses in a skimpy maid outfit in public. Keep that shit in the bedroom dude.

Gamzee Makara

Fuck that guy. Do I even have to tell you why? You know why. He’s a piece of shit. Fuck that guy. 

Eridan Ampora 

He’s the most likely Homestuck character to be the “You know I had to do ‘em” guy, let’s be honest. 

Feferi Peixes

So much fucking discourse over how to pronounce her last name. Pie-shees? Piech-ehs? Pixies? Pieces? Fuck dude, we just don’t know.
  • straight friend: wow this boy is hot
  • me: no he's not
  • straight friend: you just think that bc you're a lesbian
  • me: honey i may be gay but i ain't blind and i can tell you for a fact that is thin white boy with the douche bag haircut is not hot but looks like every other decent looking fuckboy at our school believe me i'm not blinded but your weird ass hormones besides you find more girls hot than i do so stfu
Dear Future Girlfriend

I promise i will take care of you and treat you like a queen and i will do everything to make you happy and i promise i will wake you up with kisses, breakfast and your favourite flowers on the bed and every Sunday i will take you out on a old school date and I promise you that everyday will be like Valentine’s day and I promise you that you are going to be my priority. I can’t wait to look into your eyes and get that lighting strikes through my body and the whole zoo in my tummy because i will see our future and moments like having very first Christmas together and kiss under the mistletoe and ofc New Year’s Eve kiss or moments like opening the door for the first time to our own place and our first meal, bath and a night in our comfy bed and eating pizza in a blanket fort heh i want what is mine to become yours and i want your hoodies to be intertwined with mine in our wardrobe and i want to learn every lil thing about you ASDFGHJKL! idk I just have so much to say but babe
i will see in your eyes everything! fights, makeups, getting our first puppy and i will see a moment when we will be on a yacht going to an island where we will say “I do” ugh babe i will give you all of me… I promise

Do not date me if you don’t know what you want. Do not date me if what you’re looking for is not a loving, committed and loyal relationship. Do not date me if you’re too young to be dating someone like me, I’m not looking for a hookup, I’m looking for someone I see a future with. Do not date me if you just want to have experiences, I am not someone who you can just throw away once you’re done having fun. Do not date me just because you think I am wife material, because trust me, just because you think I am or want that, does not necessarily mean that you are ready for it, I, on the other hand, am. Do not date me just because I am the right choice, because even if I am, that doesn’t mean you are the right one for me. Do not date me just because you like the idealization of being in a relationship like this or because you think I’m good for you, yes, I am, but I need more than that. Do not, and I mean that, do not date me if what you’re looking for is not a relationship in which we will both root for each other and support our dreams. A relationship in which trust, honesty, communication and love will be the foundation of what we’ll build. A relationship in which I will love you and support you, and work towards better things not for you, but with you. A mature relationship that will have it’s eyes set on the long term because I am not a child anymore, therefore, I do not want to date one. There are few things that annoy me in life, and I assure you, wasting each others time would definitely be one.

  • Straight male white cisgender friend: So lemme ask you something...do you like to be penetrated during sex?
  • Me: I don't mind it.
  • Him: So you like dicks?
  • Me: No, I'm a lesbian, I like women.
  • Him: But you just said you like penetration.
  • Me: Yea, from a woman.
  • Him: Would you use a strapon?
  • Me: Yea.
  • Him: So you like dicks? What's the difference between that and a guy?
  • Me: What it is attached to. If you like women and penetrating a woman what's the difference between penetrating a man?
  • Him: I want to have sex with a woman, not a man. I don't want to look down and see that I'm fucking a man.
  • Me: and I don't wanna look down and see that I'm fucking a man.
  • Him: ....
  • Me: It's 2017, why are we having this conversation?