Boobs are so weird like as a girl I just see them as lumps of fat that aren’t inherently sexual but as a lesbian I can’t help but think wow they do look really nice though and they’re v soft and also comfortable to rest your head on it’s very confusing ok
Literally how the fuck do you flirt with girls bc all I know how to do is tell them they’re pretty and compliment their hair/makeup/outfit, and doing that just makes me sound like a Nice Straight Girl™
things can’t make you look like a sexuality. it’s very tempting to make easy jokes about “Dan looks like a lesbian”, “Dan’s pastel video is gay” i mean obviously correlations between behaviour and stereotypes do exist but when things are kind of you feeding into heteronormativism and the harmfulness of everybody’s living inside a patriarchy and the bullying that exists within the male-system with things threatening their masculinity - that’s just a bad thing and stereotyping sexuality and behaviour and gender isn’t a good thing - so you can say “that goat looks like a lesbian” or “the flowers, that’s a bit gay” and it’s not necessarily the most offensive thing but on a level it is slightly bad because you are reinforcing those things you know so it’s funny because next time you’ll be like “oh i totally look like a lesbian” it’s like that might seem like that but there’s nothing wrong with a lesbian happening to look like whatever “masculine” is.
what is “girly”? what is “looking feminine”? you go to nature, you got a female lion - they’re all meaty as heck. tell you what, lionesses at the zoo - they’re all thicc, look at those thighs. male lions are skinny as heck sat in the corner. what is “feminine”? who’s to say that a girl has to wear pink and like flowers? gender roles make no sense at all. honestly it’s just one of those things that make no sense - like you can say “men are stronger, therefore they should be the hunters” but in our modern society that means nothing. that’s like grounded in some kind of biology - but wearing pink, liking flowers and not liking flowers - that makes no sense. there’s like literally no background for it. there’s a difference between things that have some kind of evolutionary biological basis that we can say while now in our modern society that’s a pointless issue that we shouldn’t let define us.
Dan’s rant on the flower-crown-criticism | Dan’s Live Chat 14/2/2017
Het men: Ugh and then she wanted to “talk about her day”, how annoying, I just nodded along
Me at my girlfriend: I’d really like your opinion on about ten things and then tell me the world treated you right while I wasn’t looking and we’ll talk about whatever you want… Tell me about what you ate… Describe the sunlight on your hair please…. Do you have any new hopes and dreams today?
you just think that bc you're a lesbian
honey i may be gay but i ain't blind and i can tell you for a fact that is thin white boy with the douche bag haircut is not hot but looks like every other decent looking fuckboy at our school believe me i'm not blinded but your weird ass hormones besides you find more girls hot than i do so stfu
I promise i will take care of you and treat you like a queen and i will do everything to make you happy and i promise i will wake you up with kisses, breakfast and your favourite flowers on the bed and every Sunday i will take you out on a old school date and I promise you that everyday will be like Valentine’s day and I promise you that you are going to be my priority. I can’t wait to look into your eyes and get that lighting strikes through my body and the whole zoo in my tummy because i will see our future and moments like having very first Christmas together and kiss under the mistletoe and ofc New Year’s Eve kiss or moments like opening the door for the first time to our own place and our first meal, bath and a night in our comfy bed and eating pizza in a blanket fort heh i want what is mine to become yours and i want your hoodies to be intertwined with mine in our wardrobe and i want to learn every lil thing about you ASDFGHJKL! idk I just have so much to say but babe
i will see in your eyes everything! fights, makeups, getting our first puppy and i will see a moment when we will be on a yacht going to an island where we will say “I do” ugh babe i will give you all of me… I promise
Do not date me if you don’t know what you want. Do not date me if what you’re looking for is not a loving, committed and loyal relationship. Do not date me if you’re too young to be dating someone like me, I’m not looking for a hookup, I’m looking for someone I see a future with. Do not date me if you just want to have experiences, I am not someone who you can just throw away once you’re done having fun. Do not date me just because you think I am wife material, because trust me, just because you think I am or want that, does not necessarily mean that you are ready for it, I, on the other hand, am. Do not date me just because I am the right choice, because even if I am, that doesn’t mean you are the right one for me. Do not date me just because you like the idealization of being in a relationship like this or because you think I’m good for you, yes, I am, but I need more than that. Do not, and I mean that, do not date me if what you’re looking for is not a relationship in which we will both root for each other and support our dreams. A relationship in which trust, honesty, communication and love will be the foundation of what we’ll build. A relationship in which I will love you and support you, and work towards better things not for you, but with you. A mature relationship that will have it’s eyes set on the long term because I am not a child anymore, therefore, I do not want to date one. There are few things that annoy me in life, and I assure you, wasting each others time would definitely be one.
“Where Water Meets Sky” Practicing doing pieces entirely in Photoshop. i’m still rusty but it’s coming along. Mostly I just feel like everything I DRAW in Photoshop looks kinda…off. Ink and paint is fine, but pencils are better by hand.