Overwatch characters as things I have heard people say at school
Genji: If the system is gonna fuck me over I’m gonna fuck it back. hard.
McCree: anyway back to asian dudes and stamina…
Junkrat: So I heard someone threw shit at the ceiling in the boy’s locker room
Symmetra: I can do anything. I’m in drafting.
Tracer: The teacher said we would have a nerf war and I’m disappointed that it didn’t happen
Sombra: I’ll bring some ones and you can be a real stripper
Mercy: Can I be the Wine Mom?
Hanzo: I have cramps, wanna die, have a headache, and fainted in First period, but I have a presentation during Fifth so I might as well just suck it up huh?
Winston: Do you think the drug dog smells birth control?
Reinhardt: If that creep texts you one more time I will commit arson. again.
Zenyatta: [Police sirens] So anyway this town is great. [Firetruck screams] No problems. [Three police cars rush by] I love it here. [Ambulance] This is the sound of home.
Roadhog: I think she slept with him in the parking lot of the college. Good for her. She knows what she wants.
- Reaper: Is it illegal? I’m asking because your Dad is a cop.
- Soldier 76: Yes. It’s very illegal.
- Reaper: How much is very illegal?
- Soldier 76: About maybe 17 years and him getting arrested.