do i even wanna know lol

anonymous asked:

I wanna do like an appreciation for you, but I want others to get in on it and I don’t know how to go about that lol but I love you and your blog has given me life

Oh, that is so sweet! I have no words, truly. But, thanks for even considering such a thing! But, please don’t feel like it’s necessary, I’m just happy you like my work lol ❤️

UPDATE: if u wanna talk about this personal vent that blew up send me a message, i’m not answering the anons lol. i know there are autistic people that disagree but this is directed specifically at allistic people that participate in ableism and yet do the whole meme thing and that it made me and yes, many others uncomfortable. particularly as many of the joke posts start with someone not understanding why the joke is funny, etc. if you’re not autistic however literally you can like not even interact with this post like i really do not care.


like i get the Joke or whatever but i’m here to be that annoying reminder that autism exists and all of you are complicit in ableism re: the babadook 

the movie is… pretty…clearly about ableism? her son is autistic- that’s why he’s bullied, that’s why he has meltdowns and sensory issues and doesn’t pick up on social cues, that’s why he’s ‘annoying’, that’s why her sister just Hates him- and she’s your typical autism mom. she takes it all out on her son, she hates that she gave birth to a child that was fucked up and Wrong and lost her husband in the process, she doesn’t have enough ‘support’, nobody understands, etc. he’s annoying and loud and complicated and she hates him the way some of you in the audience did. 

the babadook is her hatred of him, her inability to accept his autism, etc. that’s why she tries to kill him(the way so many autism moms do, the way autism speaks tries defend), that’s why she tries to physically abuse it out of him, that’s why she has to ‘feed the monster’ every so often (the way autism moms™ have their ‘mom days’ to complain about how much they can’t stand their kid, how sometimes they wish they’d never been born, how they consider drowning them in kiddie pools bc it’d be ‘kinder’, the way that famous anti-vaxxers report having to go stand in rooms and throw shit at walls to avoid hitting their kid)

it’s…really apparent to me as an autistic person and it is so many others, too? sam has to protect his mother from the babadook. he’s terrified of it (her)- the movie even makes clear that she was the one that wrote the book. she tries to kill both herself and sam (glass in the food). she becomes more and more unstable, aggressive, and violent, and sam’s response as an autistic child is to mirror what he sees. his meltdowns increase, he has less support, he spends all his time latching on to the remnants of the only person he has. 

like it’s…idk, really uncomfortable for me to see all these allistic people first making fun of how annoying the (autistic) kid was, and misinterpreting the movie to a frankly astounding degree, and then the Joke is that straight people don’t get how he’s a ~gay icon~ (which… many of the people in the first few posts from which the meme comes were autistic…. )

idk. it’s really weird for me to see allistics carry on with this elaborate lgbt icon joke by laughing in the faces of people that don’t understand why, when half of us are autistic… being mocked for not understanding a movie…about ableism…by allistic people. the mind boggles. 

i mean whatever its a joke gay babadook etc but y’all didn’t even get it the first time and you’re joyfully, self-assuredly ableist all the time so it’s really weird that this is just kind of drowning out all of the #actuallyautistic posts i was enjoying reading in the tag but i mean, allistics will be allistics, i guess 

anonymous asked:

Off the top of your head, are there 'phan' moments that are so significant they always make you smile and randomly spring into your head? For example, the viscosity discussion and the "you loved it, you wanna do it more" attack me when i'm doing work, and i'm equal parts elated and worried for my sanity because they take up such a large portion of my thoughts lol. I hope your move was good :)

omg sorry this took me so long to respond to but i didn’t even rly know where to begin bc there are so many??? i’m not sure if they’re ‘significant’ but this is just a short list of moments that jst keep me up at night from time to time bc they’re so Good: 

1. that time dnp did a joint live show on october 19, 2015 and not only acknowledged their friendaversary but also dan went on the world’s most Extra rant about phil’s enjoyment of pumpkin spice lattes when like, literally, no one asked or came for phil about that ,,, i often find dan’s repeated ‘get over it get over it get over it … you cynic … gEt oVeR iT’ stuck in my head in random moments. that’s also the live show where dan went on the world’s second most Extra rant about the walking dead and the Themes and the Complexity for like 3 whole mins and phil sat there imitating all of his wild gesticulation until he literally got so fed up that he stops and rolls his eyes and follows up dan’s review with the fucking iconic: “my review is, it was alright” 

2. phil’s tweet and photo of dan celebrating the release of the tatinof films bc i was so sure they’d be having some sort of party, a flipside party at least, but instead this pic confirmed they were celebrating this huge release in the most dan and phil way possible: just sat together in their lounge dressed in onesies and drinking rose :) 

3. the ridiculously cute time that dan confirmed in a liveshow that phil had come w him to wokingham in 2011 to celebrate his mum’s birthday 

4. in 2014 when dan broke his and phil’s filming camera and tweeted about it while phil was out and phil replied 'do you want me to buy a glue stick on the way home’ bc like, what the fuck. cute 

5. in the making of tabinof video when they’re talking about writing in a hotel room in orlando and dan’s handling the camera and phil is basically all up on him to get in frame and and dan’s in socks and it’s all v soft and cozy 

6. ‘your eyes are like three colors at the same time. that’s a trick question. your eyes are blue, green, and yellow.’ (x)

7. ‘i’m obsessed with your curl dan. how did that form?’ (x) .. and really all of the pastel edits video

8. dan going out of his way to add the clip of phil spanking his ass with the plushy snake at the very end of the pinof 6 bloopers even tho ,, no one asked or needed that and it was obvi in the original ,, like why 

9. the fact that when dnp went shopping for the suits they were gonna wear to the brits in 2015 phil just needed to take a spontaneous pic of dan in the shirt he ended up picking, obvi bc he felt a pressing need to commemorate the moment and he thought dan looked beautiful: 

(but rly tho, why did phil need a personal photo of the shirt dan was going to wear to the event, an event at which there would be like 500000 professional photos and videos taken … what a sap)

10. iom for phil’s birthday this year was so great and obviously so was the fam vacay and whatnot but it’s sometimes easy to forget how long dan has been a part of the family, and so i often think about phil tweeting out that he was celebrating his birthday with his family and dan at “the coolest thai restaurant ever” all the way back in 2012, complete with photo: 

they’ve just been a part of each others’ lives on such a deep level for so long it continuously boggles my mind <3

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Gotta take advantage of this whole “Laz running away from the barn because she doesn’t wanna be in a war again” thing :3c even if yall know that these request are old af

((Hey gang! I’m working on some asks right now but I wanted to announce that me and a couple of friends are in the process of making a new BMC ask blog that is a Peculiar Children Steampunk AU–so based off of Miss Peregrine’s Home For Peculiar Children set in a Steampunk universe. All the kids are “peculiars” and have special powers, and the squip takes care of them all! It’s gonna be really fun °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

the signs as stereotypical alternative songs

aries: dirty little secret by all american rejects

taurus: summertime sadness by lana del rey

gemini: somebody told me by the killers

cancer: breezeblocks by alt-j

leo: sugar we’re going down by fall out boy

virgo: do i wanna know by the arctic monkeys

libra: sweater weather by the neighbourhood

scorpio: mr. brightside by the killers

sagittarius: thanks for the memories by fall out boy

capricorn: i write sins not tragedies by panic! at the disco

aquarius: chocolate by the 1975

pisces: car radio by twenty one pilots

hey everyone thanks! first of all, i’m flattered you’re asking me of all people questions about process and stuff. second of all, i hope this stuff will be helpful to you. but i get the impression that everyone’s process is different because people are different in terms of how we visualize the world around us or the images in our heads. for example, i sincerely hate doing linework and i will avoid it to my death because i visualize images in color blocks, not lines. other people love linework and emphasize that part of the process the most.

thirdly, thanks for the nice things you say.

so this is kind of my process (for this spring weather thing here). details under the read more cut.


Keep reading

EDIT: Now with color!! :D 

Just in case I don’t do anything with these, I’m posting them here 

This is what I’ve been doodling for the past few days, I grabbed a few dancing videos, paused them and sketched 

I wanna add some color to these, or clean them up, and add even more, we’ll see if I actually do that xD

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Okay so. I had an idea like this for awhile and only did it because of an ask I got the other day and I made an accidental bodyguard au???? 

Instead of working together one time, why not all the time? Hahaha. I made this up kinda on the spot so I only did a few doodles/sketches cause I couldn’t decide if the concept was gonna be Sakuya and Kuro are the two unfortunate souls who were hired to protect Mahiru or something. (and we know how Mahi is, he sure didn’t ask them to do it lol)  

Or if it was originally just Kuro’s job but then Sakuya somehow comes in haha. Yes, I made Sakuya an ex-assassin. He’s now a bodyguard with some… interesting tactics. Old habits die hard, I guess.  I was also thinking of another version of this, where Sakuya was originally supposed to assassinate Mahiru, but couldn’t do it. Then Sakuya decided he will help protect Mahiru instead. For whatever reason you wanna imagine. Like I said, made it up pretty quick just thought it was kinda interesting. -w-;;

I do have some more ideas, but I will probably only do a tiny bit more. Who knows? Cause I sure don’t pfffft too many aus kill me now. 

yall I just wanna say, if you haven’t studied very far into economics, you shouldn’t really lmao be saying much about it like as a field … because everything they teach you in the beginning of economics is … mostly if not completely discounted later on. 

They teach you basic algebra pretty much in the first steps of economics … and from there you can build on it. But like …. everything you learn in the first parts of economics, even into like junior year economics in undergrad is still fucking decimated once you learn more advanced mathematics. 

And some universities like literally don’t even require enough math in your undergrad econ degree for you to do masters in econ at other schools, like if you wanna talk economics, you aren’t going to get very far without at least knowing multi-variable calc, linear algebra, and differential equations, which are like ~sophomore~ ish level math classes for a math major usually. 

But like all the professors I had for econ were math majors in undergrad because you literally can’t do most economics without a pretty decent understanding of mathematics. I’ve even seen straight up topology used in econ works. 

just whipping out things like “lol heres supply meeting demand” no one fucking uses that, it’s not realistic, it’s not even like … appropriate math you’d use for econ lmao, it’s just bad. 

And there are so many different fields of economics that you can’t and shouldn’t make blanket statements about it except fuck george mason’s econ department, it’s total shit. you can make that blanket statement lmao. but that’s about it. 

I honestly, to my core, don’t know why they teach some of this shit in the first place. I guess for ~pure theory~ but honestly it’s a goddamn tragedy getting all these edgelords out of their 200 level econ classes thinking they know how the world works.

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Originally posted by wkom


Jeff Atkins x Reader
Request: Could you do jeff x reader where they’ve been best friends since they were kids but she’s dating Monty and jeff hates him but doesn’t wanna let her know, so they kinda drifted slightly, then something happens n Monty and her break up and jeff kisses her in the heat of the moment at a party in the middle of everyone
Word Count: 2,023
A/N: Not even going to lie, spent all day on this one! I’m really trying my hardest to get an imagine out a day and it’s so much work lol. Hopefully this is a good one, I have a few other requests I’m going to be working on so if you’ve requested something hang tight please! I’m trying my hardest to get everything out. Sorry for any mistakes, I literally had to retype this like five times. I hope you all like this one, enjoy! :)
Warnings: None
Italics = You, Bold = Jeff, Italicized Bold = Monty

           You and your boyfriend, Montgomery De La Cruz, walked down the Liberty High hallway hand in hand. To you, it was a perfect relationship. You’d always thought that both of you complimented each other perfectly, and frankly you knew you had changed him. Despite what others said about Monty, he was different. Sure, he had slight anger issues, but he could control them. The biggest thing he had learned during your relationship was self control and you were so proud of him. Both of you stopped when you reached your locker, you’d let Monty push you up against the metal and lean in for a deep, passionate kiss. It didn’t bother you that other people were watching, Monty loved showing you off to others so you were used to it. When he pulled away, both of you were out of breath and you smiled. “You know I’m hanging out with Jeff today, right?” His body became tense as he nodded. You knew he didn’t really approve of you spending one on one time with another guy, but Jeff Atkins was your childhood friend and you needed to make time for him too. “Well, he’s coming. We’re going to hang out now babe,” you giggled looking at him. He whined before giving you one last peck on the lips, “Have fun, I’ll call you later okay?” “Okay, love you!” “Love you too.” He walked away just as Jeff had gotten to your locker, you could see them give each some sort of glare, but you just shrugged it off. “Hey Jeff, how are you?” you stood up in front of your locker, grinning up at him. His face started to relax when he looked at you, and you were glad you couldn’t feel any negative tension. “I’m better, now.” You laughed and tugged on his jacket, “You ready?” He followed you out and you both of you started to walk to your house. “So….I was thinking and I can to the conclusion that we should watch something scary tonight, I’m in the mood.” You wiggled your eyebrows and Jeff laughed. “I don’t think your boyfriend would appreciate you cuddling under me, even if it is because you’re scared.” Gasping, you put a hand over your chest, “How dare you underestimate me! I’ll prove to you I’m not a scaredy-cat!” He shook his head, chuckling at your cuteness. Picking you up, he threw you over his shoulder, “Whatever you say princess.” The nickname he gave you stuck with you throughout your childhood, so it didn’t bother you. You kicked your legs and yelled, “Jeff put me down!” Looking around you, it was obvious people thought you guys were a couple. You decided a long time ago that you wouldn’t let things like this bother you because you loved Monty and he knew that, and that’s really all that mattered.
           When the two of you had reached your house, Jeff put you down so that you could open the door. You guys walked in and he immediately laid down on the couch. “It’s been awhile since we’ve been able to hang out. We’re drifting don’t you think?” “Everything happens for a reason.” You eyed him suspiciously, confused about what he was getting at. “What are you trying to say?” “Nothing, what do you want for dinner?” Walking over to the drawer, you pulled out a menu for your favorite Japanese restaurant. You had decided to forget about what he had said earlier but you knew it would bother you. “I think we should order sushi, trust me, you’ll love it.” he gave you a thumbs up, taking the menu to browse his options. “I’m paying!” You both shouted in unison, and you giggled. “Split the bill?” You asked, but of course he denied. Jeff always ended paying for the food. He never let you pay, and at times it made you feel bad. But on the other hand, it made you smile that he insisted on being the gentleman.
Later on, when you both had finished eating, you let Jeff pick out a movie for you two to watch. He picked out a scary movie, as you requested, called ‘The Strangers.’ You were almost positive that you would get scared, but you were determined to prove Jeff wrong. That was definitely easier said than done. Not even halfway into the movie you were shaking, and hiding behind Jeff. He laughed and offered to hold you but you refused saying that you weren’t scared. As soon as the movie was over, you got up to turn the lights on. “That was the worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life.” “I knew you’d be scared.” You shook your head while walking back over to him, “It’s late we should get to bed.” “Alright, I’ll take the couch.” Pouting you looked at him, “You can’t make me sleep alone, in the dark.” “Why? You scared?” He smirked, thinking the situation was funny.  “Shut up and hold me.”
           The next morning you woke up with your limbs tangled with Jeff’s. It was weird because you were used to feeling Monty’s body against you. He had a tight grip around your waist and it took a while before he let you get up. He groaned at the lost of contact and you giggled looking at him. “Mom made pancakes; I’ll race you to the kitchen!” You got a head start as he jumped off the couch and ran after you.
           Sunday night approached way too quickly and already Jeff was on his way out of the door. He had stayed at your house for the whole entire weekend. It wasn’t weird at all considering you guys were childhood friends and your parents loved him. They thought it was a good thing that you had put aside time to spend with your best friend. You stepped towards him, giving him a big hug before he left. “I’ve missed you, you know. I’m glad we got to spend time together. Stop being a stranger!” “I won’t, I promise. See you tomorrow.” You waved at him as he left to go home, “See you tomorrow!”
           To say this week had been hard was an understatement. Everything had seemed to be going downhill for you and you were really hitting rock bottom. Your grades were slipping, teachers kept on piling up the homework and not to mention Jeff won’t even look at you anymore. After the weekend you both spent together, you thought he would’ve kept his promise to you. It was weird because you’ve tried all week, but he just wouldn’t talk to you. You had no idea what had happened, because everything was fine when he left your house on Sunday, but now he won’t even give you the time of day. You missed him, you missed your best friend more than ever. The two of you had grown even more distant now, and you had no idea why. 
Staring back at the homework in your lap, you groaned. Sitting on the bleachers, you watched Monty’s baseball practice. He persuaded you to come, but you were tired and ready to go home. You occupied the rest of your time by playing on your phone. Time went by fast, and before you know it, it was time to go. Quickly you packed your stuff and met Monty at the bottom of the bleachers. You leaned in for a kiss, but he leaned back almost instantly. “We need to talk.” Your heart dropped and you played with the hem of your shirt, something you did often when you were nervous. “I think we should break up.” You were confused on where this was coming from. Yes, it was true your relationship wasn’t at its best right now, but it wasn’t burning either. “Why? I thought…I thought we were in a good place.” “I just…I don’t want to be with you anymore. We can still be friends though.” He gave you the fakest smile before turning and exiting the gym. “W-wait!” You called out for him but he kept walking, not bothering to turn around. You stared at the ground for a few minutes before leaving. The guys who had witnessed the breakup tried asking if you were okay, but you ignored them.
           When you got home, you slammed your door and leaned against it. It seemed like nothing would ever get better for you. Things were turning out worse than expected, and you didn’t know how to deal with them. You needed some type of escape from it all, and you decided Jessica’s party would be perfect. The party was tonight, and at first you decided against going, but you thought it would be an event that would help you get over Monty. Even though you knew he’d be there, as long as he didn’t try to talk to you, everything would be fine. Picking out one of your favorite black dresses, you set it out on your bed and went to shower. You did your hair and makeup before getting dressed, and then walked out of the door. Your parents didn’t really mind that you went to parties, as long as you took care of yourself. The first person you saw when you walked in was Jessica. You tried avoiding her, knowing she would ask about Monty, but seeing her was probably inevitable. “(Y/N)! You made it! Why didn’t you come with Monty?” “He didn’t tell you?” She shook her head, and started to look concern. “We um, we broke up.” She gasped, before a look of anger crossed her face. “It’s fine really, I just want to have a good time.” You smiled and she patted you on the back. She sent off to find Justin and you went to sit on the couch. You sat there with a cup of beer in your hand, not really wanting to talk to anyone. It was disappointing because you were supposed to feel better, but seeing all these people together just made you want to leave. The spot on the couch next to you dipped, and you looked to the side seeing Jeff. You sucked in a breath, and continued to stay silent. “Hey, how are you feeling?” You snickered before answering the question, “Shitty. My grades are slipping, Monty broke up with me and I’m surprised you’re even talking to me because you’ve been ignoring me all week.” He looked deep in thought, searching for the right words to say. You got up, deciding that you needed another drink. “Excuse me,” you said, having to walk through a game of 'suck and blow.’ Before reaching the other side, you felt someone grab your arm. You turned around and they swiftly captured your lips in a kiss. You heard people cheering in the background and relaxed into the kiss knowing it was Jeff. When he pulled away you just stared at him, “Jeff, not that I’m complaining, but why did you-” “I love you.” Shocked by his words, you grabbed his hand and pulled him into an empty room. Before you could even say anything, he spoke, “I’m just going to be honest, I hate Monty and the reason we’ve been getting distant is because you’ve been with him. I know it’s bad but I’ve loved you ever since we became friends and I hate the fact that he got to you first.” You knew that you felt something with Jeff, but you weren’t exactly sure if you were ready. Your heart was beating and you started to feel nervous. As much as you did not want to turn him down, you knew that you had to do it. “I don’t know if I’m ready, but I do love you Jeff. I really, really do it’s just…Monty broke up with me today, it’s hard to just bounce back so quick.” Tears ran down your cheeks but he wiped them away. “Hey, don’t cry. I’m going to be here when you’re ready, okay? I’ll wait for you.” You smiled while leaning in to hug him. “I love you Jeff.” “I love you too (Y/N).”

~A

deh cell phone/social media headcanons (?)

ok so I like rarely post on this blog but I couldn’t stop thinking about like what they’d all be like using their phones and stuff?? idk im tired this is gonna be shitty but less go


jared:

  • ok but he would def have an ifunny and have like 1834384 followers (or whatever idk how it works but he’d be popular ya know)
  • and like brag about it  constantly
  • like “guys I’m like,,, ,, kind of famous not to brag”
  • (but he would be bragging)
  • (110%)
  • ok hear me out,, but he would SO be one of those people who have an android phone and believe that apple products are Spawned From Satan™
  • like if anyone would be like “haha lol why do u have that crappy phone” he would launch into a fULL ON RANT about how much apple sucks and all the cool stuff on his phone and how much better it is
  • he would probs have a meme account on insta too tbh
  • he would have a voicemail that goes “hello?” and trick the person to start talking ya know
  • and like ten seconds in he would be like “SiKe i’m not here rn hahAAA leave a message”
  • he would text in all lowercase for sURE
  • lots of crytyping and excessive commas obvi
  • uh he would have the highest snapscore (or whatever it’ ever it’s called)
  • his story would always be sooo long 
  • all just vids of his day and people doing funny things
  • he would have 23859320495803 snapchat memories ok
  • he would just be v funny idk i love him

connor:

  • connor frekaing murphy okay
  • just hear me out pls
  • ,he would probably have a tumblr that’s like surprisingly aesthetic?
  • (idk how to word that but you now what i’m trying to say)
  • but it would be a Major Secret™ like if someone asked him he would be like “lol tumblr who is that”
  • his screen on his phone would always be shattered
  • he wouldn’t really care tho tbh
  • his insta would probably be like empty except for one picture he posted when he was really young
  • but after he meets evan he posts a lot more
  • like really really random candids that most people would just delete
  • that would be his entire account okay
  • (also pictures of evan being Cute)
  • he would most likely always have the second newest iphone
  • like when everyone had an iphone 7 he would have a 6 know what i mean
  • ok but 
  • cmon
  • he would DEF take so many selfies
  • and like keep them in his my eyes only on snapchat
  • he would never post them anywhere but one day he decided to post one on insta and everyone was s h o o k 
  • and freaked out
  • im talking like 200 comments
  • anyway
  • I just don’t picture him using snapchat that much
  • i think he would like have a streak with evan and maybe like a 3 day one with jared every once in a while but other than that nothin
  • his voicemail would be like “u can leave a message but ill probably not listen to it so just text me instead bye”
  • yeah that’s connor

zoe:

  • zoe i love her omg
  • ok 
  • so she would have an insta and it would have The Best Theme Ever™
  • it would be v pastel i feel
  • and there would be a lot of pictures of flowers
  • and of alana
  • obvi
  • she would also post vids of her like playing the guitar and other instruments and they would be so good and get like so many likes
  • her bio would be something really deep but in french?
  • like she would probably go on google translate and type in a cool quote and just copy and paste it into her bio tbh 
  • but it would be so cute and cool
  • she would have a rose gold iphone
  • no matter what
  • it would always be the newest kind
  • and she would like n e v e r wear a case on her phone 
  • (except for those clear ones, in which case she would like draw on them or put stickers on)
  • but her phone would never crack or get scratched
  • ever
  • and everyone would be like “????? how???”
  • she would DEF have a tumblr
  • she would have a personal blog and then an aesthetic one and like 39483 extra sideblogs
  • her voicemail would be the typical “hey, it’s zoe! can’t get to the phone right now, pls leave a message!”
  • she would have had it as one like jared’s before but it probably somehow screwed her over
  • so she changed it
  • she would text in all caps a lot i feel
  • i just love her?? ok??

alana:

  • guys.
  • GUYS
  • i have so many for this girl
  • she would have a tumblr too
  • and she would follow every single one of zoe’s blogs
  • she would SO have a studyblr okay
  • like she would for sure have a bullet journal 
  • and have such pretty and high quality pens and highlighters
  • it would be everyone’s goals
  • her insta probably doesn’t have a theme tho
  • I feel like she wouldn’t post often?? ?
  • but when she would it would either be a long political thing or just a cute pic of zoe
  • she would have like mostly perfect grammar when she texts
  • except she would just use like SO MANY question marks
  • not like?? this??
  • but it would be like Wow?????????
  • like that
  • that made no sense
  • ok moving on
  • her voicemail. her voicemail
  • would be so extra okay
  • like she would have definetly (that’s not how u spell that ok) have found a way to make it so u have to press the numbers when u call her
  • like “for work calls, press 1. for family calls, press 2. zoe murphy, press 3.” that type thing
  • and she would have SO MANY different categories for everyone
  • people would get annoyed with it and give passive agressive messages sometimes but she wouldn’t care reallu
  • she loves her organized voicemail
  • she would def save her own money to buy her phone
  • but she would like mostly buy the iphone 6
  • idk why
  • she just would
  • SHE WOULD HAVE A SNAPCHAT STREAK WITH EVERYONE. dont fight me on this i know it
  • i love alana too 

evan:

  • okay okay okay guys
  • i saved the best for last
  • i like,,,, love evan so much ok
  • what a little bean
  • anyways
  • so first of all 
  • he would probably have the iphone 5s
  • and it would run out of battery in about .2 seconds
  • he wouldn’t really care but he feels bad missing his mom’s calls so he’s always asking for a car charger 
  • his background would be of trees on his lock screen (obvi okay)
  • but his homescreen would be a pic of connor 
  • 4 sure
  • of course
  • and once they’re like “official” his lockscreen would be a pic of them
  • just bein cute
  • aw 
  • ok this is for a different time but id like to mention that i feel like he would have a dog?
  • moving on
  • his voicemail would probably be the standard “your call has been transfered to an automated voice messaging system. blah blah blah.”
  • but jared would be like “dude. u gotta change that.”
  • so after like 203857 tries he finally just goes
  • “hithisisevanimnothererightnowpleaseleaveamessage”
  • (connor would think it’s adorable btw)
  • his instagram would be adorable
  • he would probably post every two seconds
  • he would post a lot of pics of trees
  • but when becomes closer with alana and zoe and connor he starts posting pics of all them together and like cute blurry selfies
  • his bio would be like “HI, this is evan! Here are my pictures.”
  • he would have a snap but not post on it much
  • like maybe every once in a while
  • but he would of course have a streak with connor
  • (probably alana too tbh)
  • oh i forgot to mention this but he would be terrified to crack his phone
  • he would have a big clunky case 
  • (like an off brand otter box but worse)
  • he would text with perfect grammar
  • it would be so cute
  • like “Hello, how are you?”
  • aaaaa
  • but when he would get really anxious he would pull up like one of those soothing sounds apps
  • and put use the apple headphones that you get with the phone in
  • (he would still have those and never loose them btw)
  • and he’d just try to breathe and listen
  • i love this boy so much. so so much. yeah. 

wow this was longer than i expected lol hope u enjoyed that crappy headcanon!


(ps i ended up actually making the pets headcanon so if u wanna see it lmk and i can post it lol)

lol the notes on my post about kstew being bi were a mess and im just sick of this discourse. if you cant see why calling yourself gay is inappropriate when ur bi no matter what the context i guess we just have to agree to disagree but its funny how gay ppl are often accused of biphobia for not wanting our words appropriated and shit but we cant call yall out on ur homophobic bullshit like whatever

like the fact that every word to describe “exclusively attracted to the same sex” has been hijacked by bis no matter what like we could start referring to ourselves as homosexuals again and they would still do it
also i dont think u can compare lesbians calling themselves gay to bi ppl doing it.. gay does apply to both men and women homos now and has for a long time… it will NEVER mean bi

Mine. (Seungcheol Smut)

(ANOTHER GIF THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SMUT LOL)

okay so i just wanna apologize in advance idk if this will satisfy you and i’m just so sorry it might be shit but ksjdfhbksfbsfdkgjsdkfgsdfgdfgndfgnjdfgndf. YOU CAN KILL ME. i don’t even know if this can be called fluff like kjfgkjsdgsdf im so sorry everyone.


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boyfriend!vernon

A/N: Here’s the bf!Vernon anon requested! Now that I’ve written this, dating Vernon seems like a lot of fun! But I still see him as the best friend type lol. I hope you guys enjoy!! ^^


  • dating vernon feels like dating your best friend
  • and I do think you have to be a best friend to him first and establish strong trust before he could have any romantic attraction towards you
  • but once you reach that point, dating vernon is pretty chill
  • I’m going to use the word “chill” a lot in this post so pls bare with me
  • the type to have a date in the practice room, lying down and talking about pointless stuff
  • “dude, remember he man? I miss he man.”
  • “ew wtf dude.”
  • jamming to J.Cole and Kendrick Lamar
  • he would get get soft if you fall asleep on his shoulder
  • CARPOOL KARAOKE
  • “LAMBORGHINI MERCY”
  • midnight fast food runs
  • he loves sending you random memes during the day
  • “yo y/n check out these memes.”
  • one time dino saw your texts to each other and he got very confused
  • late night walks where you just walk aimlessly just to spend time with each other
  • I can see him liking rooftop dates where you just stare off the distance and watch the sunrise/sunset/stars in silence as he holds your hand
  • also video game date nights where you’d order pizza and just chill
  • being the brave one between the two of you
  • you have no choice in this one, bruh
  • which gets funny bc you’ll have to be the one to check under the bed after watching a horror movie and also the one he’d sacrifice when you guys go into the haunted house in amusement parks loll
  • gets scared if there’s a bug and would tell you to get it
  • “GET IT AWAY BUT DON’T KILL IT.”
  • “WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT, VERNON. DO IT YOURSELF, THEN.”
  • planning future trips with him
  • backpacking through Europe, feeling the sun in the Brazilian coasts; honestly he’d go anywhere as long as it’s with you
  • conversations that flow really easily bc he never judges
  • sharing earphones
  • him giving you music suggestions and seeing his eyes light up when there’s something new he wants you to listen to
  • getting to know his sister!!! AHH THIS IS THE BEST PART TBH
  • I think she would be pretty shy at first but when she starts to open up she’ll probably start exposing Vernon lmaoo
  • “you know, Vernon used to practice asking you out in front of his mirror and it’s weird—“
  • Vernon: *clasps hand over Sofia’s mouth* “HAHAHAHA nice story but it’s time to go now, Sofia~”
  • and while he acted all pouty and all, he could feel his heart just expands bc you like each other bc it’s really important for him that his family likes you
  • looks at you with heart eyes
  • he gets so soft listening to you talk about things you’re passionate about and you can literally see the fondness in his eyes as you ramble on and on
  • he doesn’t mind at all
  • the type to just walk away during a fight
  • bc while it may hurt you, he does it bc he doesn’t want to say any hurtful thing that he would regret later on
  • mama raised this one well
  • brings you little trinkets that reminds him of you when he travels
  • low key loves it when you wear his snapbacks
  • not one for pda but he loves doing gestures like tucking your hair or putting his arm around your shoulder
  • but secretly loves it if you initiate hand holding
  • awkward silence followed by ugly cackling when he tried to be sexy once
  • hella tons of inner jokes
  • Seungkwan loves to pretend to get jealous of your relationship
  • lmao he kinda is tbh but shh
  • unlike someone *cough*Jeonghan*cough* Seungkwan is more upfront about about his jealousy nagging
  • “yah! how long are you guys gonna do this date thing! I want my best friend back!”
  • “Seungkwan, stop sabotaging my date!!!!”
  • You stop sabotaging my friendship!”
  • loves to third-wheel just to annoy you
  • which didn’t work bc by the end of the night, you guys are laughing your asses off like best buddies that you are
  • you don’t even feel bothered with Seungkwan around bc it feels normal
  • only a little a lot louder compared to if it’s just the two of you
  • but you know he cares about you two bc you overheard him tell vernon to take care of you
  • but he also threatened you lol
  • “if you hurt my best friend, you will feel the wrath of Boo Seungkwan.”
  • why do I get the image that an angry Seungkwan is a Seungkwan in grandma pants slapping you with that lettuce from ofd
  • the type to take you out for some fancy dinner date bc he wanna seem $waggy but then forgot that the restaurant only serves reservation
  • so you guys end up going to some pizza place and get looks from people there bc you were clearly overdressed
  • but you didn’t care bc Vernon makes the simpliest things seems fun and you wouldn’t be able to stop laughing for the rest of the night
  • GUMMY SMILES
  • reassuring him that, yes, he’s enough and is actually more than enough and it’s okay to be different bc different is good and he should stand proud and y’all bc there are millions of people out there who loves him and look up to him
  • not being very vocal with his feelings at first but that’s okay bc you’re there for the long haul and you won’t force him to tell you if he’s not ready
  • being the silent supporter behind every failure and success and honestly, he loves you to the moon and back for it
  • and dating him is more than being chill with each other but also upholding a very high mutual respect bc respect and freedom is some of the most important aspects in his life
  • and it might not seem like it at first but dating Vernon would be one heck of a ride but you wouldn’t change it for the world

bpd group chat !!

hey so i’m sure this is no surprise to anyone but i have bpd. imho i feel that life can be really hard sometimes especially when there isn’t really anyone you know that can relate to what you’re going through. so i’ve decided i would like to start a group chat for people with bpd! that way we can all be supportive of each other and all that fun stuff.

how to join the group chat:

  • reblog this post
  • must have bpd (duh lol)
  • can be self-dx
  • must be 18+ (as i am over 18 and do not feel comfortable talking about my problems with people younger sorry)
  • send me a message saying you’d like to join
  • this group is on kik so please let me know what your kik name is so i can invite you!!
  • when you join the group please introduce yourself :)

that’s it for now. i hope this group will be very successful and i can’t wait to meet all of you!

**even if you don’t have bpd (or if you do and don’t wanna join the chat) could you please reblog this post so more people know about it? thank you!!!

The Differences Between Real Couples and Kaist*l(ft.Dispatch)

Hello everyone i was looking at Netizenbuzz today then i saw the dating news of Uee and Gangnam( Congratulations to the couple ^^ ) and again who did reveal the couple? : Yes Dispatch ^^

Let’s look at the photos:

(cr. to Dispatch)

They are hugging and they don’t realize Dispatch is taking photos of them.

Now let’s look at another couple( i think they broke up now, i dunno); Seolhyun and Zico :

(cr. to Dispatch)

Can you see how Seolhyun is wearing a mask to hide herself and running( like in a panic or rush idk)? ( Btw a Kaisoo suppporter friend made an analysis of SeolCo and Kaist*l and talk about the differences but i couldn’t find it, if you find it pls add it or message at me ^^) . It seems like Seolhyun doesn’t wanna be caught while in a date with Zico, mmmm…..

Now SongSong couple ( they are going to marry this October,congratz ^^ ) :

(cr. to Dispacth)

B*ekyeon :

(I’m sorry but i’ve always believed that they dated or they are still dating i don’t know.)

(cr. to Dispatch)

Lee Min Ho and Suzy :

(cr. to Dispatch)

Hani and Junsu:

(cr. to Dispatch)

They are trying to hide themselves,it’s so obvious.

Taeyang and Min Hyorin :

They are wearing masks and enjoying their date like a REAL couple.

(cr. to Dispatch)

There are so many couples revealed by Dispatch but i will end it here.

Now look at our FAKE couple( they are not anymore. Btw they weren’t in the beginning what am i saying lol. Don’t mind me :D ) :

Did you see the differences? They don’t hide themselves like other couples does. They don’t wear masks like other couples does. Dispatch did not catch them. Look at Kryst*l in the last photo. She is like “Oh are you there? that’s good.(smiling) Okay let’s do this!” and look at our poor baby Nini ‘cause he was put in a fake realationship because of his bitch company SM( you know they must hide the gay….) He is like “ okay take some photos, i wanna go home and sleep..” He doesn’t even look at her Come On???!!! Can’t you see there is sth wrong in these photos? Doesn’t this remind you a photoshoot? They don’t in a panic or rush. They are like they wanted to caught deliberately.. As a Kaisoo supporter myself nearly 3 years, when i first saw these pics last year, i realized they didn’t look geniune and this was all fake. Even the accounts about them seemed so fake.And now, after i saw a new couple this year revealed by Dispatch and after i looked at their photos(how they are hugging) i again remembered how SM tried to make us believe this all over fake relationship :D . Now i’m glad they also confirmed their fake break up 1 month ago ( because u know they were never a couple hihi :D ) You tried SM but we are not kids u know? :D.

In conclusion, i just wanted to show how their photos seems fake and different from other couples. :) 

Take Care of Yourselves and Love And Support Real Couple aka Kaisoo :* 

“Stop lookin’ over my shoulder while I work! It weirds me out.”

Ted the Animator: “Sorry, I was getting coffee, and… seriously, what’s going on in those frames?”

Carl the Animator: “Ugh, I knew you were gonna go off on that.”

Ted the Animator: “It’s… I mean, how did you even draw that?”

Carl the Animator: “That’s such a nitpick! It goes a little off the label, so what?”

Ted the Animator: “Oh, I m–”

Carl the Animator: “Relax for once, can’t you? No one’s gonna care if I didn’t mask over the tip of the beard.”

Ted the Animator: “Carl, th–”

Carl the Animator: “No. I stand by it. This is where I draw the line, Ted… you have to learn to let go. Not everything can be perfect all the time. The label is perfectly fine the way it is, and I will not re-do it..”

Ted the Animator: “Dude! Carl! I didn’t even notice Satan’s beard going off the label! Chill!”

Carl the Animator: “I c–… wait, what were you looking at, then?”

Ted the Animator: “The freakin’ turning animation 20 seconds later!”

Carl the Animator: “Oh.”

Ted the Animator: “Well?”

Carl the Animator: “…whoops.”

Ted the Animator: “Forget the hot sauce beard, I wanna know what’s going on with that animation’s expressions.”

Carl the Animator: “Yeah, uh… as much as I stand by my work on the hot sauce beard… I’m not gonna try to defend this one.”

My school’s drama program is holding auditions for the Legally Blond musical that they’re gonna preform and even though I’m neither legal nor blond I still might try out for a small role lol

Hey there! It’s me Jonah; Ksoo’s fave girl! ;) I just hit 1k followers so I’m doing my first follow forever!!! I don’t know why you’re following me but thank you so much! I wanna thank all the people below for making my dash a lively and interesting one!! I really appreciate each and every one of you!! ♥

bold - mutuals, i wanna put hearts on my fave blogs but i love all my mutuals ♥ (even tho i haven’t talked to more than half of you lol) (you can talk to me anytime about anything i swear i don’t bite :D)

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