*in the middle of his transaction*
customer: I don’t want this now, I’ll go put it back
me: I can put it back for you ^_^
customer screams: WHAT?! I’M NOT GOING TO FUCKING STEAL IT! WHAT’S THE FUCKING PROBLEM? *other yelled obscenities*
me: I just wanted to help u….
since you decided to walk all the way up here with an item you didn’t want, just to waste everyones time, leave all your other items here in the goddamm way and make me and everyone waiting wait even longer for this stubborn old fuck to turn around and take it all the way back (and 99% likely to put it in the wrong place) I was going to do it for you!! you fucking idiot!! no one said you were a thief. please trip on the rug and get closed in the sliding doors on your way out and hit a fuckin tree on your way home. thanks for screaming at me, you piece of literal shit!!