do i cry or do i laugh

anonymous asked:

hey um this is weird but... im currently having such an awful meltdown and literally crying my eyes out. i was wondering if you could just... tell me something to? cheer me up? i don't know, i'm sorry. i think i'm being weird

okay so i’m not good at comforting but i do have a funny story from when i went to the piercing shop today.

the lady and i there were having chill convo and my friend said how uncomfortable he was around needles (he has a phobia) and that he couldn’t work at a piercing shop.

so the lady was like “oh, so what do you do?”

and my friend, thinking she was still talking about needles, went “i cry”

she laughed before going “i meant for a career”

out of context, the conversation was basically

“what do you do for a career?”

“i cry”

ANYWAYS REMEMBER TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF !! the bad feeling will pass, make sure to sit down, take a breather and maybe do something you know will calm you. 

Dear S,

It’s me. Again. 

I wish I understood. It’s been almost a week since we talked all night. We made each other laugh, and cry, and eventually you fell asleep.

Now your sweet words seem to mean nothing. Do you even remember the things you said? I’ve barely heard from you since. 

Is it something I said? Just give me a reason. I want to understand. How can you care so damn much one day, then the next it’s as if you’d be fine never hearing from me again?

After one conversation I’ll feel as if you feel the same way I do, hell you’ve pretty much said it. Other times I feel like nothing more than an unwanted acquaintance.

I will love you for as long as I live. I just need to know what’s going on in your mind. Considering your career, that shouldn’t be too much to ask.

Yours, always,

A (who would have turned her back on you by now were she not so hopelessly in love with you)

I AM SICK OF THE SAME OLD SMUT IN FANFICS

I’m tired of smut just being porn star worthy, professional, distant fucking

give me fic smut where the characters are new and awkward and ‘oh my god am I doing this right?’ and 'no, oh my fuck you don’t put it there’

give me fic smut where the characters are crying but not like 'that’s good dick’ crying or 'shit that hurts’ crying but rather 'oh my god I love this person more than life and we’re so close right now’ crying, gimme some of that full out bawling

give me fic smut where it’s all a joke and they’re doing anything they can to purposefully kill the mood just to make the other one laugh

give me fic smut where they’re trying things out and maybe things don’t go as planned but they keep going anyway and have a good time

give me fic smut where the characters are literally teasing each other the whole time, but not like sexually teasing but more like insults that are their way of flirting like 'ow you bit my tongue, nice going you clumsy asshole’ and 'fuck you, I made you spaghetti and this is the thanks I get?’

give me fic smut where they laugh, be it because one of them did something funny/embarrassing or because they’re just happy????

like can people in smut fics be more than attracted to each other and not just sex machines with their only priority being fucking???

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“Please baby, calm down.” ~Jimin


“Imma give it to you, girl, right now.” ~V


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And yes, we’ve just begun

Things Said/Heard while Making Holiday Cookies
  • “Now we gently fold the mixture, because we’re not heathens.”
  • “It’s like a whole peppermint atmosphere in here.”
  • “I SAID we aren’t heathens!”
  • “Make sure none of the wrapping goes into the mixer.”
  • “How old is this food processor?”
  • “I’m not saying that spaghetti is inherently humorous, but I will say that adding spaghetti makes most things funnier.”
  • “Why were you crying?”
  • “I was thinking about spaghetti, and I laughed so hard I cried. I’m a parody of myself, I know.”
  • “Gentlier! GENTLIER!”
  • “Man, it sure would suck if we accidentally baked bits of razor blades into these cookies, huh.”
  • “How much extended family do we have? No, wrong question. How much extended family do we like enough to give cookies?”
  • “You’re doing fine. No, wait, that was a mistake.”
  • “Spread them out more. We don’t want to make one mega-cookie.”
  • “How much extended family do we like enough to give cookies without bits of razor blades in them?”
  • “You’re doing it wrong. Here, let me.”
  • “I licked it.”
  • “Measuring is for squares. Just eyeball it.”
  • “I can do math. I can do LOTS of math.”
  • “Don’t lick that.”
  • “We should stop eating these.”
  • “It does say not to use this in ovens, but I don’t know what that means.”
  • “I’m glad you’re so smart.”
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