A/N: Grab popcorn and some tissues ‘cuz y’all are in for one hell of a rollercoaster
ride. This is my favorite chapter yet, I really love it. Special thanks to @mf-despair-queen for providing me with canon American Assassin information. Love ya, babe. Also, can’t wait for your reactions at the end lol I might get death threats.
The air stilled and you could feel the thick tension dancing on your skin. In that frozen second that we realized my father had heard it all, I see his eyes flicker from mine to Mitch’s. Never in my life had I ever seen so much hatred in a man who believed in nothing but pure love before. Other than that, his face is completely unreadable which made it really hard to expect his upcoming action. Something I never would have thought to see my father do — never in my life.
am i the only one that seems to forgive people way TOO easily?? no matter how many times they treat me horribly, say mean things about me or just do me dirty, i always forgive them & act like nothing happened because i cant just let them go.
Aight, so this is MY complete skin care routine. Y’ALL 👏🏾 DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾HAVE 👏🏾TO 👏🏾USE👏🏾 THIS! So do NOT come for me and the stuff I USE FOR ME. ON god. Don’t do it. You will be BLOCKT.
For those of you who sweetly inquired - this is for you babes as well as the homie @diamond-heiress . My mom is an esthetician and she has given me the A-Okay to do what I do and my skin is as close to perfect as I can possibly get it.
Alrighty, so here it goes:
I wash my face, neck, and chest using Boscia Black detoxifying cleanser, once with my hands, then a second time with a Konjac sponge (this is MUCH less abrasive then most facial scrubbers but incredibly effective).
Rinse with warmer water (not hot but not luke warm either) I make sure my pores are fully open.
I get my Salux towel and lather it up with my oatmeal soap and scrub THE shit out of my body, thoroughly cleaning everywhere. This is how I achieve RADIANT even skin with no ingrown hairs. The Salux towel is excellent for those with keratosis of the arms - much like me.
***controversial product alert***
I may or may not use Apricot scrub. But note that I said that I may use it. I am not recommending it nor endorsing it. So stay in ya lane.
I then get my pumice stone and scrub my feet - I detest cracked feet. Those are amongst the first things to go when getting up in age, so please take care of your feet. You don’t have to go get them done every two weeks like I do (that’s really my own vanity kicking in) but take care of them while you have em.
I use a bath oil all over my skin before I get out of the shower
I do not towel dry off (I am a fan of air drying lmao) - mom says dragging a harsh towel over your skin promotes wrinkles prematurely. Plus, the extra moisture is pretty helpful in conjunction with this Shea butter mixture I make, detailed below.
Next, I get a cotton pad and put my rosewater Thayer’s witch hazel on it and do a pass over my face and neck just to make sure everything is thoroughly clean and to restore the balance to my face.
Next I do either a sheet mask (3 days out of the week) OR a “heavy duty” mask such as: peel off cucumber mask (1-2 a week), Aztec clay mask (1-2 a week), collagen mask (2 a week), peel off charcoal mask (varies because that shit hurts mayne, it’s hard enough out here for a pimp y’eard)
Sheet masks are gentle enough to do every day but I reserve 3 days a week those and 1-2 of the remaining days of said week I will go for any of the other more “heavy duty” options. I DO NOT do the heavy duty masks every day, I limit it to maximum 2 days a week because I don’t want to run the risk of my skin thinning.
***CoNtROveRsIAl ProDUct ALeRt***
I use coconut oil.
Anyway, after applying the mask, while my body is still damp (I may derma roll, I may not) I smooth a Shea butter mixture over it. This mixture is comprised of: Raw African Shea butter, pure rose hip oil (my holy grail), Vitamin e oil, *********coconut oil*********, and Bio Oil.
Then I go and let both my body dry and let the mask do its thing.
Once sufficiently dry I remove the mask. (I do not let the Aztec clay mask get desert dry, I let it sit until I feel it tighten up and then I re-dampen it, wet a towel with hot water, then scrub it off because I need to get whatever it brought to the surface, off.)
If this routine is done in the morning, I put Hyaluronic acid serum on my face (it does NOT make my face peel - that’s not what it’s for) prior to my makeup, if done the routine in the evening, I use vitamin C oil.
If I have a breakout, which is next to never, I will apply a retinol from my mom’s spa - This DOES make my face peel, or in my case, dry out the breakout and remove the first layer of skin so that the breakout does not cause a dark spot.
I then apply 4 drops of Rose hip oil to my face and neck. Rose hip oil mixed with water is my face primer. Rose hip oil has got the sauce.
In short, I’m an oily bitch by the end of it. But oily people stay preserved ya dig?
I use Medex on my lips. 99 cents at ya local Walgreens - EOS could never.
Tragic ass eyebrows doin me mad dirty.
Other things I do to maintain my devilish good looks:
Whiten my teeth with Walgreen teeth whitening strip trays. $15 magic.
Wax/pluck my brows
Get my bi-weekly mani-pedi
I’m a psychopath - I know.
My weak ass annoyingly simple makeup routine:
I spray my face with rose hip oil and water mixture (shake that shit up first)
Fill in brows with black eyeshadow (you heard me right - and you could NEVER clock me on it)
Do simple brownish eyeshadow with brow bone highlight using LA Pro girl eyeshadow quad in Harmonize
EYELINER AND LASHES SAVED MY LIFE !!!
Spot conceal with LA Pro girl concealer in toast
If I’m being extra, contour in Dark cocoa but since I don’t get out much, I set my face with LA Girl pressed powder in Toffee and keep it moving.
Contour with random chocolate colored powder.
Bronze in dark deep by Mac or Glow by Milani.
I don’t highlight, shit doesn’t look right on me.
Put on Medex lip balm, line lips in coffee bean by Jordana, and gloss that shit with dollar store clear gloss like it’s 2002.
Me in my bum ass Makeup:
And before y’all come for my filter game - here is one sans filter:
Ya fav could NEVERRRRR and you will deal.
And I REITERATE - THIS IS MY ROUTINE. I am not recommending NOR SUGGESTING that you use it. IF you do - that’s ya own deal homie. ION WANNA HEAR NO COMPLAINING.
Requested by @fuckkoffcourtney love the username btw haha, this will have a part 2 but it is yet to be written, sorry for not posting for the past 2 days, my depression struck and I lost myself, but I’m back, thanks everyone who had been reading my other posts and following me! You are all angels and I hope to keep pleasing you with more, so without further ado I hope you enjoy and as always thank you for reading ♡
A beep sounded outside my house so I quickly grabbed my
backpack running outside to Zach who was waiting for me in his car, I jump in
and he smiled at me before driving off to school. Usually Jeff would pick me up
but he had gone to school way earlier to practice for the baseball game after
school today, and although I wanted to be there for him for encouragement, I
just couldn’t force myself to wake up that early.
Zach and I arrived at school, I kissed his cheek thanking
him and got out smiling when I saw my boyfriend waiting for me in front of the
school with open arms, I instantly ran into them, latching myself onto him as I
kissed his face whispering I love yous to him. He chuckled and securely held me
in his strong arms as I showered him with love, I finally stopped kissing his
face and softly cupped his face to kiss him deeply, Jeff kissed back and I
gasped as his hand clenched my ass, I quickly pulled away and brought my legs
down remembering we were in school.
However, Jeff wasn’t very happy with the loss of contact,
“Baby” he whined but I just intertwined our fingers and pull him
inside school to our lockers.
Jessica stood next to mine and gave me a quick hug before
asking me how was my weekend while Jeff went to greet Justin and Alex, I opened
my locker to get out the books I needed for first period and smiled at the
pictures covering the inside of my locker, many of them were Jeff and I but
there was a few with our group.
Preference "How they react to you being clueless to their constant flirting"
(LOL FOR OUR FAV BEING 1000% DONE WITH OUR SHIT XD Hope it is as requested and you all like it :3 Gif not mine/found it on google/credit to the original owners.)
Negan-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d be shocked and baffled by you, not understanding as to how you could possibly miss any of his hints. “Are you fucking kidding me Y/N!? You really don’t think anything of what I tell you? Ok…You know what I’ll be more direct with you how’s that? Yeah, how about I want to shove my dick up your pussy because I wanna impregnate you so that you and I can be forever, like that? Is that really your kind of flirting?”
Daryl-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d complain to Rick, blaming himself for probably being too subtle despite actually being somewhat obvious to everyone else’s eyes. “She ain’t ever noticing me, man! I could compliment her all day, touch her and stuff and all I get is a weird look, like a deer in headlights or even worse an innocent “thanks”, I mean obviously from her tone i’m just another dude to her…Like what should I do?“
Rick-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d find you cute but would come with a plan to set the record straight as he wouldn’t be able to handle the idea of someone else flirting with you. "Y/N, you really can be innocent sometimes…I like that…But I need you to understand that I love you as in I want you to be mine…I can’t stand the idea of you being anyone else…”
Merle-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d be oddly turned on and amused, and would work even harder to make it extremely more obvious for you, even going as far as to show it off to you. “Oh baby girl…I just love it that you play innocent with me…It really turns me on…Just look at me…Damn I just want to do dirty things to you…No not like that, like fucking your throat with my dick, that kind of stuff…”
Glenn-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d just laugh, surprising you completely and start to joke about it for a good while. “Are you serious, Y/N? Oh my god! How can you be so lost! I mean I can’t be more obvious than I am! Y/N now that I think about it it’s my fault…I didn’t see the word "oblivious” tattooed on your forehead! Man, I should’ve asked the others to tell me about it! What it’s true you are damn oblivious!“
Carl-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d be confused and pull you away to have a serious talk with you. "Wait…Y/N…Do you think i’m as kind to you as I am to anyone else? No…I-I have feelings for you that’s why I worry and all…Don’t tell me you think I wink at everyone too…You do! Y/N, no! I-I do that because I want you to know i’m interested in you…I really like you Y/N, how could you not figure that out…”
The Governor-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d find you rather adorable but wouldn’t be able to keep his intentions hidden anymore as he’d show up to you with some flowers. “You know you’re a real cutie being clueless from all my advances…Yes, i’m serious Y/N, i’ve been flirting with you for a long time and honestly I don’t know how you didn’t see it…But whatever…From now i’ll be straightforward with you…Y/N would you like to go out with me?”
Abraham-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d confront you about it and ask if you were being serious. “Y/N we need to talk, come here…Are you full on serious? I said you looked hot in that outfit and your immediate response was "Don’t worry I’ll go get some water and cool down!” You gotta be kidding me! I was clearly complimenting you! Why on earth would I say that for you to go get a drink?!“
Eugene-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d be at a loss and think of himself as unworthy of you, thinking you weren’t interested in him, only for Rosita and Abraham to cheer him back up. "I-I really tried my best for Y/N…I said her hair looked cool everyday…I said she was hot…dope…Everything but it didn’t work out…She isn’t interested obviously…What? I can say better things? I guess…”
Ron-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d get frustrated and it would start to show the more he hangs out with you. “No i’m no pissed…It’s just this that’s stupid!…Ok fine! I’m sick and tired of us…Damn it Y/N what don’t you get? I’m serious…I-I’ve been flirting with you for so long! Did you never consider it once? I mean I can’t be more obvious than anything that i’ve done or said to you.”
Jesus-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d be surprised and wouldn’t be able to hide his shock from what your friend was telling him. "What? Y/N doesn’t…doesn’t notices my flirting…You’re kidding right? I-I can’t be more obvious than I already am…How can-…Is there really such thing as someone that clueless? Or wait…You’re just playing a prank on me right, like that’s impossible!”
Dwight-When he’d come to realize that you were utterly clueless to his constant flirting, he’d resolve himself to making you a grand gesture to confess his feelings for you straightforwardly. “Hey Y/N!…So I figured out that you’ve been oblivious to my feelings or maybe it was me sending you mixed messages…Either way…I found a better way to clearly say what I mean…Here…Yup I carved that myself…I-I like you…More than just a friend!”
There was so much paperwork sprawled out on your desk now, you tried to work.. you really did, but you couldn’t concentrate, not with him practically piercing your soul with his deadly stare. Why did you have to be alone with him? Why did he choose you out of all your coworkers?
“Y/n..” Mr. Kim, your boss, smoothly called over to you. Motioning you over with his long fingers the instant you gave him your attention. “Come over here for a moment..”
Immediately, the tone his already deep voice had you melting- there was just something about him that made you weak in the knees. “Ahh.. Yes- Yes, Sir..” You timidly stuttered in reply, causing him to chuckle slightly as you rose from your seat.
this was req. by anon after I made another version with jungkook. sorry this took so long, but if you’ve followed me for awhile you know i’m bad at doing things in a timely manner lmao
- kisses kisses and more kisses because how could you not with those lips - a lot of whimpering - when he’s not whining he’s whispering how beautiful you are under his breath - loves when you rake your nails down his back - very passionate and maybe likes a little pain play - those soft plump lips everywhere - his shy gaze won’t lock with yours for long - he’s watching his slow thrusts fill you, watching himself pump in and out of you - jimin would be focused on making both of you feel good - a lot of jaw clenching and furrowed brows in pleasure - jimin throwing his head back to enjoy the feeling of you - would pull out instead of coming inside you, and stroke himself until he finishes on you - then he’d help you by eating you out with long and wet licks
Sakamaki/ Mukami reaction to waking up and finding that their so has sneaked into their bed in the middle of the night to sleep next to them
Shu: *feels a warmthness snuggled up to him and fusses a bit* Laito…Get out of my..*smells her scent and opens his eyes* Oh it’s you…And you’re knocked out huh? It’s cute that you trust me enough to sleep next to me woman…or maybe you’re awake and want me to do dirty things to you~. Heh just kidding *pecks her cheek and closes his eyes*
Reiji: *feels weight shift in bed* Hmm? *turns over to find his lover curled up next to him, staring at him with scared eyes* *sighs* I’m guessing you had a nightmare… you didn’t have to sneak in here, you could have just asked *gets up* I’ll make you some hibiscus tea, it calms anxiety, that should put you back to sleep… *kisses her forehead then gets up*
Ayato: *feels someone rip blankets off of him* …The fuck!?!? *gets up angrily and sees his lover curled up in a blanket cocoon* Hey who gave you permission to steal my goddamn blankets!? I don’t mind you for sleeping with Ore-sama but not if you’re gonna take my shit!! *angrily shakes her awake* Give em’ back!!!
Kanato: *turns over and sees his lover sleeping next to him* what the hell… I didn’t give you permission to sleep in MY bed!! …but you look so cute sound asleep. Okay, I’ll allow it *clings onto her* mmm you’re so comfy…. *rests his head on her boobs* but you better ask next time.
Laito: *Doesn’t even need to open up his eyes to know it’s her* Mmm~ does someone need a good fucking~? Fufu how dirty Bitch-chan…*climbs over her and then realizes she’s asleep* Oh? Aww…did you think sleeping with me would make you feel much safer~? You’re so naive…but I’ll let it slide. *brushes hair out of her face and kisses her forehead*
Subaru: *wakes up* Damn it’s so squished in here… *looks over to find his lover curled up in a ball besides him* How the hell did she manage to squeeze into this coffin… *strokes her hair* she looks so cute when she sleeps though… must’ve had a nightmare or something *grabs her and holds her* you’re safe now.
Ruki: *feels someone climb ontop his chest and sees his lover curled up ontop of him* Livestock? Wanna offer an explanation? (”…the thunder scares me”) Hmm…you know thunder can’t hurt you right? It’s only a sound caused by sudden increase of pressure that lightning produces from- *sees she’s dozing off and sighs* Sweet dreams Livestock. *holds her*
Kou: *turns over in his sleep and is face to face with his sleeping lover* Aw, how cute, my little kitten wants to sleep with me~! *kisses her nose and pulls her in so her face is in his chest* why don’t you just sleep with me every night! *chuckles and strokes her hair* sweet dreams m-neko-chan.
Yuma: *feels nuzzling in his chest and looks down* …Sow? Haha you’re so small that if I hadn’t noticed you I would’ve rolled over ya and squished ya. Well…since we’re both here and and everyone is asleep. *bites his lip and climbs over her, slowly grinding* (”mmm no!! I’m tired”) Cmon babe. *gets a pillow thrown at his face* Tch fine bratty pants!! *lays back down and lazily drapes arm over her*
Azusa: Oh, you’re here…I was beginning to feel lonely anyways… *holds her* you’re so warm…I like you here…you should sleep with me every night…. *smiles and interlocks fingers* goodnight beautiful.