do dah doo doo

Spy music

Context: After an ill-concieved jaunt across an ocean on a now sunken air ship, the party bard lost all of her instruments. She now only has her voice. Currently, the party is on it’s way to assassinate a zealot halfling who is about ready to start a race-riot. Sneakiness is of the utmost importance. The party bard has a handy spell song called ‘song to soothe the savage beast’ which acts as a song of stealth.

DM: What do you use to play the song? You lost all your instruments in the ocean remember?

Bard: My mouth. I hum and sing a wordless spy tune. I mean like, a song you’d hear in a 007 movie. You know the one. DO-NAH-NEWWWW, DO-NAH-NEW, DUN-DUN. DO-NAH-NEWWW, DO-NAH-NEWWW, DUN-DUN. Do-Doo-DAH-Doo-Doo, DO-NAH-NEW, DO-NAH-NEWWWW-

[DM rolls saving throws for NPCs]

DM: Miraculously, this works.

DO YOU REMEMBER GIRL!?!?
ON THE PHONE
YUHHH AND ME
TILL DAWN 2 OR 3
WHAT ABOUT US GIRL!?!?!?
DO YUHHH
DOO YUHHH
DO YUHH
DOOO YUHHH
DOO YUHH
IN DAH PARRKK ON DAHHH BEACH
YOU AND MEEEEE IN SPAIN
WHAT ABOUT WHAT ABOUT
DDDDAAPP DAPDAP DAP DDDDAPP DABBPYDAPPP
WOOO

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