do as one


Can we just take a minute to talk about how Mackenzie is a badass, ripped, buff, werewolf lesbian that could tear you in half but she’s also so adorable, gentle, dorky and the cutest nerd ever??? Like??? How do you do that?? What kind of witchcraft is this????

anonymous asked:

Do you have any elf au prompts? (not the Christmas kind)

  • “It’s obvious that you haven’t met many elves before because you literally cannot stop staring at my ears – you can go ahead and touch them if you want. Just watch out if they try to flick your hand away.” AU
  • For their whole life, Character A has lived in the woods and with nature, but they’re finally ready to set off on their first quest so that they can call themself an ‘adult’. Venturing outside of the woods, Character A is completely shocked with how dirty everything is. 
  • Character A is part-elf, and they can typically use their good looks to get them out of any situation. One day, Character A is caught stealing from Character B’s house/merchant stall/purse/etc., and Character A has to try to charm their way out of it. 
  • “I know that elves are supposed to use weapons like bows and knives, but there’s nothing quite like the feeling of smashing an orc’s head in with a war hammer, you know?” AU 
  • In their adventuring party, Character A has just found out that Character B loves the sound of elvish. Cue Character A whispering small elvish phrases into Character B’s ear just to get a blush out of them. 
  • “Hey – I don’t mean to sound rude, but you do know that elves never sleep, right? Technically, I’m just sitting here and meditating, so if you could be quiet then that would be great.” AU 

“I like my chin!”

“I’m sorry,” Potter said hopelessly.

“I wasn’t saying it to make you sorry, I told you it was all right, I did attempt an Unforgivable on you, I was saying it because I feel somewhat hysterical! I’m ruined! Ruined!”

“You’re not,” Potter said, still sounding upset for some reason. Draco didn’t see what he had to be upset about.

“I am, too,” he told him. “It’s not like your scars. When people ask you how you got yours, you can say ‘battling evil.’ I’ll have to say ‘in a men’s bathroom.’ Won’t have the same cachet. Besides, scars, they need a certain skin tone, I don’t tan, I go a peculiar mauve shade in the sun, it just won’t work-”

Potter made an odd sound, which turned somehow into laughter. Draco stopped and realised that Potter was clearly more than somewhat hysterical.

He laughed for a few terrible minutes, then gave a sort of groan and buried his face in his hands. “You’re so weird,” he said.

“I beg your pardon,” Draco returned, much affronted.

“You’re so weird,” Potter repeated. “I don’t, I don’t understand you at all. I don’t even know why I like you so much but God, God, I do.”

—  If You’ve a Ready Mind by Maya

yesterday i couldn’t fall asleep because i decided to come out to my bisexual classmate today and i’m super anxious lmao but it’s fine i’m fine it’s just the third time i’m doing this AND the first time in a face-to-face conversation but yeah i’ll survive it’s bi awareness week i can do this