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DNA: Sausage…

Haruichi: No Eijun-kun I’m not going to do it with you

Sawamura: THIS’LL MAKE YOU A TRUE MAN HARUICHI
HARUICHI INTO- INTO… ummm

Haruichi: I’m pretty sure you used up all the names you can give me

Furuya: … *ignores*

Sawamura: OI FURUYA DON’T IGNORE ME I CAN FEEL IT FROM HERE-

Fine I’ll do it by myself then…
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Sawamura: *inhales deeply* EVERYONE SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING-

EGGS, BACON, GRITS-

Seido: SAUSAGE

Kuramochi: I’ll slow down just to give you that-

Seido: SAUSAGE

Ryosuke: Don’t fuck with me or I’ll cut off your-

Seido: SAUSAGE

Jun: IM AN ANGRY SPITZ SO I HAVE A BIG-

Seido: SAUSAGE

Yuuki: I’ll score a homerun with my-

Seido: SAUSAGE

Furuya: *still ignores* …

suck my-

Seido: SAUSAGE

Haruichi: *blushes* I don’t like to talk about my-

Seido: SAUSAGE

Masuko: ARUGA Don’t take my pudding or I’ll hurt your-

Seido: SAUSAGE

Tanba: I’m a shy man but not about my-

Seido: SAUSAGE

Nori: I’m a short guy but I got a long-

Seido: SAUSAGE

Miyuki: I’m the only one who can give Eijun-

Seido: SAUSAGE

… what.

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We have high ambitions and we’re not going to stop until we reach every goal and know we tried everything to be the biggest we could be, We get along really well and like one another’s company. It’d be weird if we weren’t together all the time. We’re just going to keep going forever, hopefully.” - Jade Thirlwall

Young God - Pietro Maximoff x (f)Reader

Originally posted by revanchists

Words: 1183
Pairing: Pietro Maximoff x (f)Reader
Featuring: most of the other avengers
Warnings: swearing, kissing, VERY MUCH SO IMPLIED SMUT (but like, none actually written)
Requested by anon
May I have a song imagine with Pietro Maximoff using the song DNA by Little Mix or Young God by Halsey? Thank you, love <3
Authors Note: this is a song fic based off of Young God by Halsey and you can check it out here! (I already have a fic based off of DNA, so i chose the other song:) ) This ones a bit longer than I usually write, but I love this. A lot.

Masterlist.


Oh, baby girl, you know we’re gonna be legends. I’m a king and you’re a queen and we will stumble through heaven.


I’m the king of everything and oh, my tongue is a weapon…if you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight.


Do you feel like a young god? You know the two of us are just young gods.


“You know what he says to me?” You said, loudly.

“What does he say to you?” Steve sighed, not really caring.

Oh, baby girl, you know we’re gonna be legends.” You mocked in a deep voice, giving it an accent to try to match the little shit’s that is Pietro Maximoff.

Steve laughed. “I mean, he’s not entirely wrong. We have saved the world a few times.”

“Yeah, but he doesn’t mean it like that!” You groaned, falling back into the kitchen chair.

“I get you don’t like the kid, but do you ever think he’s just saying these things because he knows you don’t like it?” Steve asked as he grabbed an apple out of the fridge.

“He also tells me, I’m a king and you’re a queen and we will stumble through heaven.” You told Steve, ignoring his question. “Like, I don’t like him. At all.”

“He likes you, though?” Steve asked.

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I won't be like you. (Naomi x Laila) - Zeezee

Summary: Based of the song ‘DNA’ by Lia Marie Johnson. Naomi finds Laila on a bed of roses, with mascara running down her face and bloody knuckles. Her best friend, in the worst shape she’d ever seen, and it breaks her heart. At least she’s not as broken as Laila feels though.

[A verse from one of my AU’s: ‘Princess and the emo; bright lights white lies’. Not that I’ve talked/wrote a lot about that AU on my blog but it was an idea I had about them being best friends and blah blah blah. I’ve always wanted to write these two and DNA is one of my favourite songs at the moment so, even though it’s an odd pairing and a sad fic, I hope you enjoy! I’d love to write these two more often, in happier situation, in or out of the AU so any suggestions/prompts I’d love to hear them! P.s. Please listen to DNA by Lia, it’s a beautiful song.]

Warnings: Angst - physical/emotional abuse, alcohol and transphobic reference.

- Zeezee

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