so the other day my friend dmhdenise made me “babysit” a pizza for her in my fridge so it wouldn’t go bad in her car but she wouldn’t tell me who it was for…

so i decided to have a little fun

but apparently i complained too much

so i read him some Game of Thrones

and she finally came to pick him up, paying me $1.50 in pennies and nickels just to tell me it was for her boyfriend