In which we go to rescue the rogue's long lost girlfiend...
DM: You guys enter the back room to the warehouse filled with corpses and find a strange lab. Upon the center table is Maldrich’s (Rogue) missing girlfriend. She is currently in a cycle of waking up, screaming, and passing out again.
Rogue: I run up to her and try to snap her out of it.
DM: She shows no response to outside stimuli.
Cleric: I try and identify whats wrong with her.
DM: You determine that she isn’t passing out but dying and reviving constantly. You cannot figure out the spell that is causing this as it seems to be an amalgamation of spells. Needless to say, she is in a unbearable amount of pain as she basically suffers massive organ failure without pause.
Rogue: Oh my god is there anything I can do?!
Cleric: Let me try. I use dispel on her.
DM: Okay roll.
DM: She blows up.
Rogue: WHAT THE FUCK?
Cleric: That wasn’t supposed to happen…
Rogue: What kinda fumble chart do you use that ends with my girlfriend blowing up?!
DM (laughing): Well, uh, mine.
Fighter (to rogue): Shit man that sucks, I’m sorry. You’re girlfriend was like…a real bombshell…
Rogue: DO NOT.