“My favorite way to kill time between takes this season was working on Bossypants.” says Fey of her best-selling collection of humor essays. “Next year, I will go back to online shopping and reading Dlisted.com.”
“Jason Momoa showed up looking like the owner of an artisanal craft beer brewery in Bushwick who believes that in a past life he was a Wild West train robber and he doesn’t want to ignore that part of his spirit, so that’s why he dresses like that.”
“So, let’s get this straight. Reading a stupid book about sex stuff in public is creepy and perverted, but rubbing your box against a married man tongue in a car parked in front of someone’s house is not?”
Michael K [on Kristen Stewart being creeped out by ‘50 Shades of Grey’] (dlisted)
“Constance should move to the Glee town, enroll her anti-christ son into that high school (He’s a prodigy. He skipped a lot of grades, okay.) and let him viciously murder each one of those annoying bitches one by one MID-SONG. That needs to happen.”
So..This is what Blake Lively looks like post-sexy-time-with-leonardo-dicaprio. glowing
in the south of france-
walk of shaming out of the hotel minutes before him.. you can see leo hiding under his cap here i will say she looks great though, as well as happy to be photographed.. can you blame her? best walk of shame ever
Who do I need to talk to about making this picture the new Great Seal of the United States, because the image of a scooter-driving Mama June and a high heel-wearing Honey Boo Boo Child leaving a Walmart in Alabama IS America at its most sophisticated.
Four-Twenty, Dudes! Right? Wrong! Never call people “dudes” unless you’re addressing a convention of lookalikes of Sean Penn’s character in that one movie. Yes, Dead Man Walking! Anyhoo.
This week’s show features THREE incredible guests. First, Julie speaks to the Hottest Slut of All Time Ever, Michael K, the editor of Dlisted.com, about his job as a phone sex operator, the good things Perez Hilton donated to society when he was just starting out, the backlash he gets from blog readers, and the last time he threw up.
Then, Jessica St. Clair and Lennon Parham, the stars and creators of NBC’s Best Friends Forever, are here to discuss how infuriating it is that Julie doesn’t know from Anne of Green Gables, the terrors of working in sunny Filipinotown, the problem behind the premise of Beaches, and how much cashmere Nancy Meyers wears to direct her movies.
Plus–Mario Lopez’s Army is sent into battle, Diane Keaton cracks the Twitter code, why Julie doesn’t want you-know-who Love-Cobain contacting her, and how “slut” is the best compliment.
Also, Julie feels like Shirley McClaine for an exciting, cat-related reason! The lyrics to the Frasier theme song are explained, finally! The term “Rowdy Cop” is used! The new Chuck E. Cheese policy is illuminated! And a disgusting Chevy Chase anecdote is revealed.