legend has it that moon jongup does not require any knives to chop his veggies. he uses his eyebrows, eyeliner, cheekbones, or jawline. alternatively he uses his dance moves. wow he’s like a swiss army knife. truly amazing. stan talent.
request? yes “ Montgomery and fem!reader 41 ″ prompt #41: “what’s it gonna take for you to sit on my dick?” “a small loan of a billion dollars.”
pairing(s): montgomery x fem!reader
warning(s): pretty bad writing
a/n: back at it again with the montgomery imagines. ooooh yeaa
You continuously tap your pencil on your desk as you bounce your leg, almost way too eager to get out of your History class.
There was nothing wrong with the class, it was just the people, or person, that made you hate it. Montgomery de la Cruz, to be exact.
Montgomery seemed like a desperate jock that thought he can get anything he wanted, and that included you. Ever since you two were forced to sit next to each other, he constantly nagged at you about hooking up with him.
yoongi and jimin nose to nose and curled up together in yoongi’s bed, yoongi’s hand on jimin’s hip, thumb rubbing at the skin under his shirt, soft smile on his face and eyes intent on jimin whilst listening to him speak about nothing and everything until those times when he just can’t help himself and cuts him off by kissing him, jimin always kissing back, fingers running through yoongi’s hair, until he remembers he was in the middle of talking and pulls away to jokingly scold him for it (and then being shut up with another kiss so as not to disturb yoongi’s roommate—jimin concedes that time)
request? yes “ #14 , fem!reader, Montgomery please! ” prompt #14: reader and character is making fun of each other which leads to making out/smut
pairing(s): montgomery x fem!reader
warning(s): fingering, and that’s it
a/n: okok, so this is my first smut like, eVer - so deep apologies if this is bad ++ i wrote this on my way to school so guess who thought about having sex with montgomery for a good 2 hours? :’) + THIS IS SO BAD OML, I’M SORRY
“Can you tutor me today?”
You roll your eyes and slam your locker shut, turning on your heel to face the brunette haired boy behind you. “Your ego is bigger than your IQ, Montgomery. So I don’t think so.” you scoff, crossing your arms over your chest. “And your ass is as big as your head.” Montgomery chuckles, you rolling your eyes once again as the both of you walk out of Liberty High together.
“You know people say that your shoe size matches the size of your dick?” you laugh, looking down at Montgomery’s - surprisingly - large feet.
Imagine little Corrin fancying the cute maid who tries so hard~ They probably messed around a little bit when no one’s looking, and it’s Corrin’s first introduction into liking other girls [some years later] Corrin: “Felicia, I’m here to fulfill my promise!” Felicia: “Eh? Promise?” Corrin: “You don’t remember? I said I’d marry you once we grew up!” Felicia: “Wha–? You were serious?!”
just a daily reminder that wherever bangtan goes please, respect their privacy. some ppl are always talking about how much they want the boys to rest and all that, and yet, ppl insist in crowding all the places they visit when they go to a country. let them rest, eat in peace, enjoy the country they are visiting, roam around the city, take pictures, treat them just like you would treat someone having a vacation, they want to not only go to a country to do a concert but to get to know more about its culture, just like anyone else would do! they are not animals nor objects to be treated like this, let them rest! if it’s a day before a huge concert, mental and physical preparation are both needed. they don’t owe fans anything when the fans are the ones stalking them, they are in another country to enjoy and have a great time so they can make nice memories when they do a concert. it’s not about “the fans made who they are today” oh yes we did, but that doesn’t give us the right to stalk them when they have at least a little bit of free time. don’t disturb their privacy because guess what, they are human beings just like us, they don’t like being treated like this, we are not close to them and we are not their friends, we gotta know our boundaries. and most important, don’t encourage those armys behaviour.
My next plans are Chaos Lineage’s Scarlet
and Violet outfits~ but I will take a little break for now~ Making clothes is a
job I have to be 100% concentrate and sit for a long time~ Everytime my
shoulder is so tight I cannot even move, and my back is like ouch…(=w=|||)