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the signs' classmate + which class
  • aries:jeonghan + art
  • taurus:vernon + history honors
  • gemini:wonwoo + world history
  • cancer:hoshi + dance
  • leo:minghao + mandarin honors
  • virgo:seungcheol + physical education
  • libra:mingyu + marine biology
  • scorpio:dk + the history of animals
  • sagittarius:joshua + world languages
  • capricorn:dino + health sciences
  • aquarius:woozi + music introduction
  • pisces:jun + advanced calculus
Masterlist (Updated 9/27)

Scenarios

  • S.Coups
    • Stained Blue - Based off the lyric in Halsey’s Colors, “You were red, and you liked me because I was blue. And you touched me, and suddenly I was a lilac sky. But you decided that purple just wasn’t for you.” //angst;fluff (LINK)
    • Dear Seungcheol - AU in which S.Coups is in the military, and he sends a letter to reader. //angst(LINK)
    • College Tips - College!AU. Seungcheol is reader’s best friend, but Jihoon loves reader. Jicheol love triangle. //angst (LINK)
    • Is There Somewhere - based off Is There Somewhere by Halsey. //angst (LINK)
  • Joshua
    • Careful Pictures - Dom!Joshua smut in which reader send him teasing pictures. //smut (LINK)
  • Hoshi
  • Woozi
    • Where Our Future Lies - Author!Jihoon confesses his feelings in a coffee shop. Related to Black Ink. //fluff (LINK)
    • College Tips - College!AU. Seungcheol is reader’s best friend, but Jihoon loves reader. Jicheol love triangle. //angst (LINK)
    • Is There Somewhere - based off Is There Somewhere by Halsey. //angst (LINK)
  • DK
    • Bitter Lilac - Gang Leader!Reader x Seokmin. Based off the lyric in Halsey’s Colors, “You were red, and you liked me because I was blue. And you touched me, and suddenly I was a lilac sky. But you decided that purple just wasn’t for you.” //angst (LINK)
  • Vernon
    • Thoughtless Nights - Reader and Vernon eat ramen together one late night. //fluff(LINK)
    • Stargaze - Reader and Hansol go to the rooftop to watch the stars together. submitted by jihoney anon. //fluff (LINK)

Fanfictions

  • Black Ink (Completed
    • author!jihoon x pianist!reader | He was God. He wrote with such beautiful, spindling words, they lured anyone to their own death if it was deemed. And every letter of every book he ever wrote were those of Spring - beautiful, and clean, and pure, and fresh. But he was cold like ice, and his eyes were harsh with all the ugly words he could never write. And she - well, she was his Ending.
  • Colorless Heart (Ongoing)
    • artist!jeonghan x reader | Colors only mock him everywhere he goes, and, at this point, Yoon Jeonghan is ready to give up painting for good. Because he can’t take the screeching colors in his ears, and he can’t continue to taste bitter metal in his mouth any longer while he paints. He can’t stand to smell corpses when he paints blue, and he just can’t see or feel the heavy feeling of yellow on his arms anymore. But then he meets Y/N. And suddenly, the storm begins to calm.
  • Project Shining Diamond (Ongoing)
    • poly!seventeen x reader | Based off this video HERE.
  • Time Lapse (Ongoing)
    • soulmate!hoshi xreader | The world was moving too fast around him. Everything was a blur, nothing seemed to slow down. Nothing but the numbers, those damn numbers nobody but him seemed to care about. He looked around frantically, searching for a sign, something he could hold on to. The world started to turn. His head was spinning almost as fast as his heart was thumping. It was making him dizzy and confused. He was lost. His whole life he’d waited for this time to come. Everything revolved around now, each moment for this countdown to finally reach its end..

Other Stuff

Doge-al Unit (Puppy!Vocal Unit)

JEONGHAN:

  • Prettiest white+light brown shih tzu you will ever see
  • EVER.
  • Has the softest fur that needs to be brushed on the daily
  • Takes pride on the luscious coat of fur
  • His fur feels like it’s conditioned everyday
  • IT’S SO FREAKING SOFT
  • PEOPLE WOULD BUY SCARVES MADE OUT OF IT IF THEY COULD TBH
  • Puppy!jeonghan is pretty much a cat stuck in a dog’s body
  • Naps all day everyday
  • Is too good for people
  • Listens to no one
  • PUPPY!JEONGHAN IS A FREE SOUL
  • Lives on the couch in a bol of fluff 25/8
  • Doesn’t really move for anything other than food
  • you call his name?
  • he just lifts his head a little bit to look at you
  • returns his head to its spot between his paws immediately afterwards
  • Literally all he does is turn to look at you a bit
  • If that
  • Absolutely refuses to greet you at the door the way puppy!joshua does
  • Puppy!jeonghan does what puppy!jeonghan wants - which is not moving
  • Refuses to go on walks though he likes to explore the background for scraps once every blue moon
  • First time you tried to take puppy!jeonghan on a walk, you ended up carrying him
  • For most of the “walk”
  • He would not move, no matter how hard you pulled on the leash
  • Still doesn’t move on walks
  • You literally need to drag him outside
  • One time, you needed to feed puppy!jeonghan medication for the tear stains (bc he a white puppy)
  • He refused to eat it so you added some spam to it
  • Now he refuses to eat anything unless there’s spam in it
  • Freaking spoiled brat
  • You didn’t mean to spoil him
  • Now it’s too late
  • RIP you and your wallet
  • Puppy!Jeonghan pretty much rules the house
  • You thought you trained puppies?
  • This puppy is training you

JOSHUA:

  • gorgeous australian shepherd puppy
  • Best behaved puppy you will ever meet
  • Never barks
  • Some sort of puppy genius
  • Was potty trained before he left the shelter despite still being a v young pup
  • Master of doggy tricks and picks them up SUPER fast
  • Learned sit, stay, down, and roll over in the same day
  • His favorite trick though is playing dead
  • Is super extra about it
  • You shoot him with a finger gun and say “BANG”
  • He jumps up and falls over, legs splayed in really abnormal ways
  • Has knocked over other puppies doing this
  • SUPER EXCITED TO SEE YOU GET HOME
  • Is sitting in front of the door, waiting for you when you get back home
  • Will sit there wagging his tail and panting with smiley eyes
  • Doesn’t jump at you bc he’s trained well
  • The type of puppy that doesn’t run ahead of his owner during walks
  • Walks next to the owner and only lets loose when explicitly given permission to
  • When he’s off duty from being man’s best friend, you can find him getting turnt with puppy!vernon and puppy!dk
  • or just watching puppy!seungkwan’s performance in awe and shock
  • Very caring of other puppies
  • Confused about why they all fight so much
  • Especially puppy!the8 and puppy!mingyu
  • Also confused by puppy!woozi
  • He’s so cute but so vicious sometimes?
  • Isn’t too worried about it bc puppy!woozi’s never attacked him
  • Still gets a little scared when puppy!woozi goes into icy glare mode
  • ABSOLUTELY LOVES HIS LITTLE DUCKY TOY
  • Had the toy since he was adopted and you honestly have no clue where it came from
  • Refuses to leave it unless it’s safely tucked away in his bed
  • Super attached to it
  • Who knows why but it’s cute
  • Sleeps with it in between his paws and rests his head on it like a pillow
  • If you see puppy!josh, the little dash of yellow is prob nearby
  • You took it away once to wash it
  • He waited in front of the dryer till it came out and snuggled with it as soon as it did
  • V koot

WOOZI:

  • A freaking pomsky
  • AKA the cutest thing in the history of the world ever
  • Pretty like a husky but barky like a Pomeranian
  • Doesn’t understand how cute he is
  • Doesn’t understand why people stop and coo so much over him
  • Hates it
  • Just wants to be alone
  • Attacks puppy!wonwoo when puppy!wonwoo tries to bite his snout
  • Starts lots of puppy fights
  • Has mastered both tackling and biting
  • Tried attacking a stuffed bear twice the size of him once
  • Little floof attacking larger floof
  • Was v cute
  • Has also attacked puppy!seungkwan and puppy!mingyu a few times
  • Wants to get piggyback rides from the other puppies but his pride won’t let him ask
  • Secretly v happy when great dane puppy!mingyu offers to let him ride
  • Like VERY happy
  • But no one needs to know that
  • Also a huge fan of using other puppies as his personal pillow
  • Will wander over to puppy!dk when he’s sleeping
  • Looks around to make sure no one’s watching
  • And plops his head on puppy!dk’s back to go to sleep
  • Puppy!dk just snores through the whole ordeal
  • Puppy!woozi is super cute and everyone loves him
  • Everyone falls for his kootness and wants to pet him
  • Lets no one touch him except for you and his puppy!friends
  • NO ONE
  • Attempts to bite off alien hands that try to pet him
  • Loves it when you pet him though
  • Esp when you rub behind his ears
  • He gets a super content smile on his face and kinda dozes off
  • Really cute >.<
  • Very scary sometimes though
  • Has the icy glare of a husky down to an art
  • Can silence puppy!dk and puppy!seungkwan and puppy!soonyoung and p much all the puppies with one look
  • Icy glare from little ball of floof
  • V scary, but also just super cute

DK:

  • SUPER HAPPY PUPPY
  • V smiley dachshund with floppy ears!
  • You know what Ryan Higa’s dog looks like? Looks like that
  • Ears flop whenever he runs
  • FLOP FLOP FLOP
  • Tail wagging 50 billion mps at all times
  • Also very panty and lowkey drooly
  • But it’s ok bc he’s cute!
  • Shows affection for the other puppies by nipping at their tails with his smol teeth
  • Puppy!seungkwan is done with puppy!dk biting his tail
  • Barks at E.V.E.R.Y. squirrel he sees
  • Every. Single. One.
  • Also barks at very biker that passes by while he’s on his walk
  • Lovessss going on walks
  • All the people at the park where he goes for walks love him
  • He’s the sweetest puppy ever
  • Gives everyone lots of kisses, making him super popular
  • Despite being super cute and lovable, he’s a handful
  • CHEWS EVERYTHING
  • Seems to especially like the taste of shoes
  • And laptop cords
  • Puppy!dk does also eat hw
  • He’s done it a few times but he ended up puking it back up >.<
  • Paper doesn’t sit well with his tummy
  • Hates seeing you sad
  • When you look down, he’ll waddle over and plop himself down in your lap and stare at you with the cutest puppy eyes
  • Then he goes to grab his toy for you to play with him
  • Never fails to cheer you up
  • How could you not?
  • Puppy!dk is literally the cutest
  • Ball of endless energy
  • Freaking BOUNCES everywhere with his floppy ears !!!!
  • Only puppy bouncier than him is possibly puppy!hoshi
  • No one else comes close
  • Wakes you up in the middle of the night so he can go outside to pee
  • Wakes you by walking into your room and nudging your face with his bold, wet nose

SEUNGKWAN:

  • Epitome of swaggy corgi pup
  • Acts like he’s too cool for his human
  • He has a little pair of sunglasses that are too big for him
  • Wears them all the time anyways
  • Lowkey salty about puppy!Vernon being the one to start the party when the owners are out
  • Gets over it really quick bc he steals the show real fast
  • Shoves his shades onto his snout and steals the mic from puppy!vernon
  • Howls and barks like it’s nobody’s business
  • Also dances while doing this
  • Has tried to learn how to backflip from puppy!hoshi
  • Didn’t end too well
  • Only reason he didn’t break anything during the backflip attempts is that he didn’t really turn….
  • Minor details
  • Still convinced he was super close to succeeding
  • Puppy!hoshi lets him think that
  • V easily scared
  • One time, he was sitting in the backyard when a leaf fell onto his snout
  • He freaked - jumped up and ran around until his little legs fell out from under him in a panic
  • Refused to go outside for a solid 4 hours after that experience
  • Spent those 4 hours trying to get into the treat bag
  • Never figured out how to open the ziploc and ripped open a hole
  • Was greeted by another ziploc bag holding the treats inside a box that had been in a bigger bag
  • Never got to the treats
  • Also LOVES attention from you
  • Will come and plop himself down in your lap, belly up and will even drag your hand to his belly if you’re taking too long
  • P much a demand for a belly rub
  • Gotta be able to read the signs
  • Whines when your hand stops moving
  • WANTS TO FIGHT PUPPY!SCOUPS FOR STEALING BELLY RUB TIME
  • Doesn’t bc despite being a beagle, puppy!scoups is known for strength
  • ALSO WANTS TO FIGHT PUPPY!MINGYU FOR TAKING “JUST ONE BITE” FROM HIS FOOD BOWL
  • Puppy!mingyu and puppy!seungkwan have different ideas of what constitutes the term “one bite”
  • Really salty about everything and holds his grudges against the other puppies until they bring him food or ignore him back
  • One or the other
  • Falls over a lot for no reasons
  • Prob bc his legs are so stubby
  • #justcorgiproblems

Written by Admin Sea

Check out the other units here!

Vocal catching you being a carat

Jeonghan- Would actually get a little embarrassed. He’s always had a degree of self-doubt about his singing abilities and whether or not he is cut out for idol life. So seeing someone he cares so much about being such a hardcore fan of him would make him feel all warm and fuzzy inside, but he wouldn’t know how to express it. He’d probably do that little nervy giggle of his, and rub his neck. He’d ask what you were doing, and try and make out that he’s fine with it. Which he is, but he’s still getting over you jumping around to Aju Nice.

Joshua- Watches you for way longer than he should, hiding behind the door, chuckling to himself. He’ll interrupt by saying something like, “Where did you get that light stick?” making you jump and blush. Then he’d beg for you to carry on because it’s too cute. He will definitely dance and fangirl with you, because he knows what it’s like to be a fanboy, even if it is with his own group. You’ll end up screaming together to his whole discography, jumping around and ending up an exhausted pile on the floor. “I love that you’re a carat,” he’ll say sweetly, kissing your forehead.

Woozi- The ultimate tsundere will give you a look that makes you want to shrivel up and die, but he’s just confused. Jihoon is extremely talented at what he does, but he still doubts himself, and he wants to do his very best, especially in front of you. So seeing you fangirling hard over music he’s had a huge part of creating doesn’t fully compute with him right away. Like Hannie he’ll ask “What are you doing?” but when you put the light stick down and go to turn the music off he’ll shake his head. “No! No don’t stop. You really like my music this much?” “Of course I do, Hoonie!” He won’t know how to reply, just nodding. He’ll question you on it relentlessly, asking if you do it often, if you know all his lyrics, what your favourite songs are. It will actually turn into a really nice conversation about music, where he becomes very passionate and enthusiastic.

Dk- Prepare to be teased to within an inch of your life. You will never live this down, and just when you think you have, he’ll bring it up again. “Remember when I caught you fangirling over me?” “It was over all of you Dokyeom.” “Sure it was, Jagi.” At the time he will get so excited and do a little squeal of joy because his absolute favourite has just become ten times more adorable in his eyes. You’ll get scooped up into his arms and he’ll gush about you and how amazing you are. You’re going to have to share the light stick with him so he can fangirl over Seventeen with you. And then tease you about it later.

Seungkwan- As expected is super extra about it. “Oh my god!” he’ll cry bursting in on you just as you were getting to the chorus. Then he’ll get supper giggly and cuddly, unable to talk because he is laughing and he can’t quite handle what he’s just seen. Will hang off of you cringing and giggly and processing. “I can’t believe you!” he’ll finally say, “you love me soooo much.” And you’ll roll your eyes and try and deny it but let’s be real, you’re holding a seventeen light stick and he’s just caught you jumping around to Adore U, you don’t really have much of a case. Will then proceed to out sing you with his angel voice.

[IMPORTANT]

EXO SCHEDULE OF ENLISTMENT

Kim Minseok: 2019
Kim Junmyeon: 2020
Byun Baekhyun, Kim Jongdae & Park Chanyeol: 2021
Do Kyungsoo: 2022
Kim Jongin & Oh Sehun: 2023
Zhang Yixing will not be enlisting in the Korean Military because he is Chinese.

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Anonymous asks: Ahh i’d like to request for a DK scenario please– where he likes the reader and tries to make her fall for him without knowing she already did.. I really really like your stories and its fun to read them, looking foward to your next one! FIGHTING!!

A/N: Idk this was supposed to be cute and romantic, but it ended up being a meme. I’ll call it a romantic meme. Thanks for liking my stories btw :^)

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