White Strip Club Dj
*starts playing Taylor swift bad blood*
“Alright thanks for coming to the Peppermint Lounge everybody. Now please give a warm and hearty round of applause to our next dancer coming to the stage. She’s a busty southern bell from Alabama with the blond hair and icy blue eyes, gentlemen I present to you Jenna Star!!!!..Be sure to tip our lovely ladies this evening.”
All Jenna do onstage is sway her hips side to side and seductively look at her armpits. Then do a couple twirls around the pole. Before the songs ends she gets on all fours, blows a kiss to the trucker that’s been whistling all night and twirls her hair around.
Black Strip Club Dj
*Future Freak hoes*
“WELCOME TO THE MUHFUCKIN SPOTLIGHT NIGGUH! IF YOU AINT IN HERE TO SEE PUSSY POPPIN ON A HANDSTAND, ASSES SHAKIN AND TITTIES BOUNCING, THE SPOTLIGHT AINT FOR YOU NIGGUH! YOU AINT COME HERE TO MAKE IT RAIN AND GO HOME SMELLING LIKE HENNY, LOUD AND BODY GLITTER, THE SPOTLIGHT AINT FOR YOU NIGGUH! GET YOU SOME DEM FIE ASS LEMONPEPPER WINGS AND SOME OF THAT HENNY! DONT BE IN HERE BOOTYNAPPIN! TIPDRILLIN RULES IN EFFECT!!!!
*sees some neighborhood dope boys walk in*
AHH SHIIIT! HERE WE GO! WE GOT SOME TRAPPERS AND HOOD STARS IN THE GATDAM BUILDING! YALL GUHS BETTER GET THIS MONEY COMING IN! BIG FACE HUNNIDS IS IN THE MUTHAFUCKIN FORECAST TONIGHT LADIES! NOW GET ON YO MUHFUCKIN FEET AND SLING DEM BANDS FOR THIS BADD BITCH THATS TWERKING ON A POLE! GATDAMMIT GIVE IT UP FOR JUICY DIOR!!
Juicy Dior come out doing universal soul circus shit on stage and popping pussy for all the real niggas. But you sitting there crying inside cuz you nutted off in yo pants and spent all yo rent money on ciroc bottles with the sparklers and lap dances all night trying to flexx.