You know one elf we need to talk about more? Kesler Dizznee.

He’s one of the few great parents (or even good parents) in the series. Despite being a bad match, and having triplets, he teaches his children to hold their heads high and not care about what the stuffy nobles think of them. He teaches Dex Exillium skills because who cares if they’re unorthodox? They’re useful as heck.

And that’s not all. Can we talk about Slurps and Burps? How Kesler intentionally made his shop ridiculous-looking just so he could see the nobles squirm? Before opening Slurps and Burps, he probably sat down and said to himself, “What kind of image do I want to portray? What will make this apothecary reflect me as a person? Well, I’m annoyed by the nobility. Let me annoy them back.”

Kesler deserves so much more appreciation.

Breaking The Bank Pt. 1

{In Van on the way to the Bank, 10:25pm}

“Alright, so let me reiterate, the teams are Mr. Vacker and Ms. Song. They will be down in the sewers to protect the second entry point and potential exit. The second group is Ms. Foster, Mr. Dizznee, and Ms. Vacker to go and destroy the computer in the vaults. Group three will be Mr. Sencen and Mr. Song who will lookout outside to warn group one about enemies as well as not being seen by any potential threats.”

*Gestures to six adults in the van wearing their hoods in front of their faces*

“These are six of our best trained, vanishers, phasers, psionpaths, frosters, and gusters. The team that will be destroying the computer will have an extra vanisher to help out Ms. Vacker, a phaser to make sure no one will be in the next room before you go inside, and a psionpath provide added defense. I will also be apart of this group. The lookout team will also have a vanisher to cover the two extra people, a guster used for offense, and a froster for protection if need be.“ *Looks towards Fitz and Linh* “Don’t worry you two, you both will be occupied by 10 gnomes and 8 dwarfs, as well as two psionpaths and another hydro kinetic elf to help Ms. Song who are already in the sewers. Any questions?” @keefe-of-the-keefe-speaks @sophie-human-girl-foster @wonderboythecognate @keefe-plus-keefe-equals-awesome @bianathekeeper @tam-the-shade @linh-the-cinnamon-roll @dextexts

Keeper sims

I’m sure that i’m not the only person out there who combined Keeper of the Lost Cities with the Sims, but I really want to see more of it! Just seeing them living out their lives in a completely different manner than in the books is extremely fun. I think I’ll be posting some of my screenshots I took from the lives of my Keeper Sims. Is anyone interested??

Just a little jealousy from Dex-ta-roo!
I can’t wait until I have my Wacom hooked up to my laptop and don’t have to deal with paper haha (I swear they didn’t have small bodies until I put in the shading -_-) 
I’m currently working on a suggestion for a 5th book cover. I have to say, coming up with a picture for a book I don’t know much about is HARD! But I’ll have it up soon!