reasons to use dude pants when making high waisted shorts

• they aren’t tight around the thigh so your circulation won’t be cut off
• penis space means that the shorts won’t somehow end up in your vagina like other high waisted shorts
• penis space also means if you’re getting hot and a heavy with a homie–a whole hand can fit down there without trouble
• dude pants come in real sizes so you can actually find plenty of pairs for shorts
• mother. fuckin. pockets.
• they cute as hell