Lessons From Tameka Raymond: 5 Signs You’re On The Cusp Of Becoming A Wild Bitter Ex

1.) You E-Stalk Him On The Daily
Seems harmless at first, a little check up here, a little f-ck were you doing this weekend snooping there, but this is really a half-assed version of letting go. Like a recovering alcoholic who insists on visiting his favorite bar just to gaze up at the liquor bottles. This habit will most certainly lead to subconscious glorification and guess what else? Obsession. Woo, what a word. I’ve most definitely been guilty of this in the past and it can take painful self-discipline, but remind yourself to be the stalker of your own damn life. Scrolling his Twitter feed everyday for subliminal messages is not a high-paying gig mi ladies. 

2.) You E-Stalk His New Gal On The Daily
See above, multiply danger level by 10.

3.) You Mainly Refer To Him As “That *Insert Emasculating Expletive*”
If behind closed doors you keep titling ol boy with an emasculating moniker, it’s only going to make it that much easier for an audible b-tch bomb to drop when he’s in sight. Plus, how can you ever allow someone to grow out of being an a-hole, if you can’t stop referring to them as such?

Click for rest!

An elderly man in Oklahoma calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day son, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are getting a divorce; 45 years of marriage… and that much misery is enough!” “Dad, what are you talking about?” the son yells. “We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer,” the old dad explained. “We’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Hong Kong and tell her!”. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. “Like heck they’re getting divorced,” she shouts, “I’ll take care of this.” She calls her elderly father immediately, and screams at him, “You are not getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, you hear me?” she yelled as she hung up the phone. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. “Okay”, he says, “it’s all set. They’re both coming for Christmas and paying their own air-fare.”


It is the most ugliest thing.. The most deadly thing.. The most undesired thing.. The most saddening thing..

It is least desired, unwanted, unattractive….

Yet they are most common for our generation… U get married and there’s a 50/50 chance it will last..

Oh but thank god for the blood.. For restoration.. For picking up broken hearts and making them new. Thank u for continuing to mend my broken heart..

the last 6 yEars

so this is the plot of my next musical it’s gold so #anthonyrapp , pay attention😉

come see my new movie The Last 6 yEars staring me and idina menzel. it’s about a small town actor and a world famous singer and how the singer stalks the boy for 6 years and then they get married and have children so her black baby doesn’t feel lonely and then they star in a musical called shut the hell up together and get divirced and make more babies and then anthony RAPP shows up and he’s acting all weird and then LaChanze slaps Idina and they get into a fight but then adam pascal gets a shovel and throws it at their children so then the boy and adam have a sing off and obviously the boy wins bc kungfoo panda and then the couple break up and cut each child in half so they each get them and then they move away. then the boy marries a tree and has saplings and idina gets a surgery to become a man. it’s a touching story about growing up and love and how not to stalk someone.


I was eavesdropping to a converstlation bewtween my biological father and some of his friends about divorce. They were talking about a girl that wanted to get a divorce, but they kept calling her mean things because according to them she hasn’t a valid argument. It was something like:
“Did her husband hits her? No. Did her husband hitted his daughter? No. I don’t get why she wants that divirce, she’s just a crazy dramatic bitch”

Personally I think that if she wants to divorce, even if it is because the love is dead has the right to do it and their reasons are valid.