I’ve recently gotten back into Disney’s Descendants, because I have very little
self control and when something I like comes back to life I tend to make grabby
hands as soon as humanly possible. And since I’ve “matured” in the past yearish
since I’ve last really thought about it, I’ve develop some rather interesting
headcanons/reinterpretations for Carlos de Vil. Specifically that his character from the movie,
and the books, is completely off for me. Yeah, yeah, he’s a sweet sinnamon roll
and blah blah blah. Sure he’s cute, but he’s also the son of Cruella de Vil, a
woman so extra and so completely devoid of subtly her name is literally Cruel
Devil and lives in a place called Hell House.
So you know where they went wrong? They didn’t
make him a fucking diva. I mean, they already lost a golden opportunity not
giving Ursula a fucking son, because you bet your ass he’d be a fucking queen
and that would be the single ballsiest thing Disney could possibly do, but this
is a close second. So grab a soda, get comfortable, and buckle up bitches.
You guys remember how I said that there was an Auradonian Princess Charitable Foundation? Which is basically the Disney princesses and other Disney Heroines teaming up for charity work?
So, I’m calling it. Once in a while, the “Disney Villain Divas” (AKA Grimhilde (Evie’s mom), Tremaine, the Queen of Hearts, Maleficent, Cruella de Vil, Madame Medusa, Madame Mim, Ursula, Yzma, and Gothel) will just bust out some wine, plot some evil, and just generally complain (particularly about how Those Darn Kids just Don’t Get Quality Evil these days).
I just…i don’t really have an excuse for this.. @shimmy-sham-with-the-fam and I were talking about Paparazzi Ants and a Diva Mereuem AU and it kinda sounded like a Disney Channel movie? So I made this? Sorry.