diva mades

Things Draco has definitely said at some point
  • “Harry, if you don’t stop molesting me with your eyes I’m going to throw you out of a second story window”
  • “If one more person mentions my hair I swear to god I’m going to commit first degree murder in front of like a hundred witnesses”
  • “That shirt is atrocious and I am ashamed to even know of its existence”
  • “What the fuck made you think that was okay on any level?”
  • “I hate you all”
  • “No, you plebeian, I do not want one of your germ-infested free samples they’ve probably been on that tray for years anyway”
  • “Oh god it touched me I’m going to have to cut off that foot now”
  • “I’m not a cat and the next person to compare me to one will find out what it feels like to have my entire foot up their ass”
  • “Coffee is god’s second most important gift to mankind, with the first being me, of course. Harry, stop laughing”
  • “I can’t tell if that’s a picture of a barf stain or your dog”
  • “Why would you ever”
  • “This conversation has officially bored me to tears, so I’m going to go do something more entertaining, like watch grass grow. Draco out.”

something that annoys me is when haters put brie above nikki, saying that “brie tried to improve as a wrestler whereas nikki didn’t, brie cares about wrestling and nikki doesn’t” etc etc

like??? first of all neither deserve hate but nikki is the one who had/has more of a passion for wrestling (brie has said this herself) and nikki is the one who actually proper improved a lot (brie did too, but nikki did moreso, and both of them acknowledge this)

but people always put brie above nikki. always. why? bc internalised misogyny among other things. e.g.: “brie is a better wrestler bc she’s more ‘down to earth’ and less 'big headed’” (they think nikki = boob job = too high maintenance = not a good wrestler)

all you guys have to do is literally watch total divas, you can literally SEE how passionate nikki is about wrestling (brie is too, but no one accepts that nikki is) like yes, she is a businesswoman and she cares about her reality show and expanding the bella brand but??? how does that take away from her wrestling ability?? i’m exhausted lmao