ditch the boys

What Voltron Season 4 has Done to our Sweet Children
  • Keith: Ditched his boy band to play Assassin's Creed.
  • Shiro: "OK, I guess I'll pilot the Black Lion then. Does this make me the new main character?"
  • Allura: "No."
  • Coran: Did drugs and went viral.
  • Pidge: Went from "I gotta find my brother" to "we gotta find our dad."
  • Matt: Joined the Alien Fucker Club, which was founded by Lance.
  • Lance: PSA for the kids at home: Do NOT drink raw milk. Do not buy raw milk. Do not sell raw milk. Unpasteurized milk has so many germs in it, it's literally illegal.
  • Hunk: "And with Matt joining the team, Pidge and I can complete our Science Bro Trifecta. We're the smartest nerds in the universe!"
  • Haggar: "Oh, yeah? Hold my beer."
  • Zarkon: "Nice one, honey. I'm alive, BTW, no biggie. Time to kill my son."
  • Lotor: "The enemy of my enemy is a new job opportunity. Who's ready for my redemption arc?"
  • Ezor: "Not me."
  • Zethrid: "Pass."
  • Acxa: "Traitor."
  • Narti: "Fuck you."

so u THINK that jin is untalented but DID YOU KNOW that when jin was 18 a kid asked for a pencil so he gave him one when no one else did and that VERY kid grew up to become william shakespeare??? and one time jin saw a boy ditching class and let him play on his flip phone. and that boys name…. was steve jobs. when jin traveled to america he sat beside a guy on the bus stop and started to teach him about the bicameral legislature of america. that guy? barack obama 

my life is 1000% better when I’m listening to carly rae jepsen

Protective

Happy Smut Appreciation Day!

Summary: It all starts as a way to piss off Dean…

warnings: Cas x Reader, unprotected sex, grace!kink, oral sex (male receiving)

word count: ~2500


The four of you had just finished a hunt and decided to celebrate by going out to the local bar, have a few beers, and play some pool.

That was all well and good, until your two on two (you and Sam vs Dean and Castiel) game of pool had been interrupted by some blonde skank catching Dean’s eye.  You were now perched at a high top table, nursing a beer and seething.

So what?  You didn’t necessarily like Dean that way, but it still pissed you off when he ditched you and the boys for no good reason.  The feeling of jealousy and anger came from the fact that at the end of the day, these boys were yours. Dean, Sam, Cas – they were all you had, and you never wanted anyone to take that away from you.

Yeah, you could be a selfish bitch, but whatever.

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-ok so it’s friday night which usually means movie night for losers club but for whatever reason everyone is busy??

-well more like ben and bev are getting bus-ay lol jk no but ben planned a rly cute date and they’re both rly excited because first official date?? so they’re ditching the other boys.

-bill and stan have to study for this big test they got on monday so they’re doing it together which means not a lot of studying will get done

-which leaves mike, richie, and eddie and let’s be real mike is canceling because he doesn’t want to end up being a third wheel

-so richie and eddie are super bummed that they got ditched by their friends but richie doesn’t want to stay at home so he bikes to eddie’s house and throw rocks at his window and convinces him to come down and go out together

-they go out for pizza and end up at the arcade later and richie challenges eddie to play air hockey and eddie is actually so good??? he beats richie 4/5 games and richie is just ?!?!?!

-eddie’s just like “let me buy you ice cream because you’re so salty right now”

-so they’re eating ice cream and let’s be honest, richie is a mess. the ice cream is melting all over the place and he’s got it dripping from his lips and eddie just can’t handle so he gets a napkin and wipes it from the other boys’ face which makes richie’s heart beat so fast

-they wander around town and richie just keeps “accidentally” bumping into eddie’s hand because he rly wants to hold it but he’s scared af he’ll freak the other boy out

-until they get to the quarry and they’re just sitting there talking and laughing and having a good time and richie notices eddie’s getting cold so he wraps his arms around eddie and eddie does the same around his waist and they just kinda melt into one another

-eddie comments about how the stars are beautiful and richie’s like “i have a view of something better from where i am” and eddie looks at him and he’s just staring at eddie and both of them are blushing as richie leans in and they kiss

-come monday, they’re hanging out with the losers at lunch and eddie just comfortably sits on richie’s lap because let’s be honest that’s how they spent the weekend and everyone is staring like are they finally dating now?

-eddie: “we are so not dating”
-richie: “nope not at all. us? together? no! that would be a disaster”
-eddie: “utter chaos”
-beverly: “you totally went a date, didn’t you?”
-richie & eddie: “maybe”

My expectations of Fenris based on what I’d seen of him on tumblr, prior to playing DA2:

The Reality:

anonymous asked:

lmao henrik is trending all night and not one tarjei post from last night in sight. fuck this fandom tbh

henrik holm: talks about how much he has learned in the past year, about how he didn’t want to portray a stereotypically mentally ill person cause he knows you must show respect for the ones you portray, talks about how comfortable he was portraying an lgbt+ character together with tarjei because they trust each other completely, shows nothing but love and respect and gratefulness for the makers of the show, his co-stars AND us, the viewers

you: honestly FUCK yall for talking about henrik!!!! why dont u just admit you’re tarjeiphobic :) u monster 

Blue Birds

Pairing: Remus Lupin x reader

Request by @turtlesandrainbowsCan you do a Remus lupin x reader where you and Remus are dating and he gets jealous when a handsome slytherin boy talks to you. And it leads to a hot make up session. Thank you!


As you enter the grounds, the blazing sun greets your exposed skin as a zealous breeze runs its gentle fingers through your hair. Shrieks of laughter erupt from the shores of the Great Lake as derobed students push one another into the murky depths. You yourelf had exchanged your unseasonal uniform for denim shorts and a Weird Sisters t-shirt which you’d not so surreptitiously stolen from Sirius. 

Stumbling slightly on the uneven grass, you approach the vibrant beech tree, which had unintentionally become a meeting place for you and the  ’marauders’.  The trees wizened roots toe the water’s edge as though afraid of being uprooted by the Giant Squid. 

Barely suppressed excitement bubbles in your chest at the prospect of spending time with Remus now that the O.W.L exams have concluded. Your fingers trail around the callous bark of the tree as you circle the wide berth in search of the familiar tousled head. A crestfallen expression adorns your face as you find no sign of Remus. As you settle beneath the welcoming shade the tree provides, you begin to contemplate his whereabouts. “Where on earth is he?” you mutter frustratedly after a while as you lay back against the grass in defeat. 

Your eyes follow the path of a blue bird absent-mindedly as it weaves through the rustling leaves of the Birch tree before it lands on a protruding branch. “Waiting for someone too, huh.” you say to it with a sigh. The bird ruffles its feathers as if offended and shoots off, leaving a single feather in its wake.

“Guess not then.” you grumble quietly.

“Unrequited love plaguing your heart?” a lazy, albeit mocking voice teases from above. An involuntary yelp escapes your lips as a boy materialises from nowhere upon a branch, much like the Cheshire Cat. You clamber to your feet immediately, disliking the vunerability of being at a lower height.

“Were you talking to me?” you ask him speculatively. 

“But who else? There’s no one else here as far as I’m aware. And certainly not your boyfriend in any case.” the boy a lets out a deep sounding chuckle. You observe him with a frown, your eyes lingering for a few moments on the green and silver tie hanging loosely from his neck. His raven hair falls carelessly into his stormy eyes as he turns his head to look at you. You recall vaguely seeing him in your potions class. 

“No such thing plagues me.” you reply stiffly.

“I see…so he’s playing around.” 

“What’s that supposed to mean? We’ve just finished our last O.W.L exam, we haven’t had time to hang out-”

“You’d think he’d want to rush to celebrate that with you.” the boy says in mock-concern.

“He’s probably got to do Prefect duties.” you say resolutely.

“First stage of denial is making excuses.” he points out matter-of-factly though with the same mocking smile. 

You glare coldly at him as his evil grin widens. “What business is my relationship of yours?” 

He taps his nose with a wink before smirking once more.

“How about ditching him and I take you out instead? A Weird Sisters concert perhaps?” he offers confidently, sliding from his perch on the branch to the ground beside you. 

Before your retort can leave your lips, a strong arm wraps around your waist and pulls you into their side. “That won’t be necessary, see, we’ve already booked tickets.” Remus says with a distinct threatening undertone. 

“Sorry I was late love, I had to get James and Sirius out of detention.” Remus mutters softly into your ear.

You smile widely as you drink in his ruggedly handsome appearance and turn into his side. “Everything alright, I hope?” you ask 

“Their fine, the caretaker, however, not so much.” you laugh softly before realising with a start, that the Slytherin boy is still there.

“Ah, so this is the so called boyfriend.” the boy remarks with a sneer. “You’ll definitely be coming with me then, I take it?” he laughs maliciously.

The intensity of Remus’ and your glares should have surely turned him to stone, though unfortunately he remained as he was.

“I suggest you leave now, while i still have some restraint left.” Remus states with an edge to his voice, his glare steely.

The boy scoffs arrogantly in reply to his threat. “Come find me once you’ve regained your senses and ditched psycho, here.” the boy says to you with a distasteful sneer in Remus’ direction.

“Maybe once I’ve suffered a major mental injury and had several confundus charms placed upon me I might consider you to be slightly decent. But then again, even that may prove to be too difficult a feat.” you say haughtily, still angered by his arrogance. 

The boy gives one last look of loathing before turning on his heel and stalking back to the castle. Remus and you both seethe quietly for a few moments before Remus’ arms wrap themselves fully around your waist and pull you against his chest.

“You’re rather hot when you’re over protective.” you murmur, a grin making its way onto your face as you run your fingers through his tangled hair. 

“Am I now?” Remus breathes huskily by your ear, nibbling it softly. 

“Very.” you say breathlessly as his lips trace your jaw line. Your heart thuds painfully as his lips make their way tantalisingly slow towards your mouth.

Finally, his lips claim yours hungrily and you kiss back with just as much greed. “You’re mine.” Remus growls against your lips, his hands gripping your waist tightly, preventing you from escaping, as if you’d ever dream of doing so.

“Always.” you reply vehemently and tug the strands of his hair as he backs you into the tree, is hips pining you agaisnt the wall as his hands get lost in your hair.

“Woah, woah, woah. Keep it PG guys, c’mon! There’s kids here!” Sirius says from behind Remus. 

“Cover your eyes Peter!” James shouts in mock-horror.

After a few seconds, you and Remus finally break apart reluctantly.

“I get you both off detention and this is how you repay me.” Remus says flatly to Sirius and James.

“We really think you’re a bad influence on him, y/n. He doesn’t have time to do our homework anymore!” Sirius exclaims jokingly and you all laugh heartily.

“Not a bad thing for me at all.” Remus grins widely and pecks your lips.

“EVACUATE! EVACUATE THE AREA ALL THOSE WISHING TO MAINTAIN THEIR INNOCENCE!” James shouts loudly and nearby students join in with the laughter.

“Alright, alright! We’ll resume this later.” you grin cheekily at Sirius and James before kissing Remus on the cheek.

The guys all sit down by the lake as you rest your head on Remus’ lap and allow him to play with your hair. Out of the corner of your eye, you glimpse two blue birds fly into the tree above you; pecking each other with their beaks affectionately.

“I suppose you really were waiting for someone.” you whisper quietly with a grin.

“What was that love?” Remus asks.

“Nothing.” you say with a smile and interlace your fingers with his.