distrubs

honest to god, blizzard is a little shit.

in the short, recall, this little thing is called lamprey. for kicks, i decided to google it and iCAN NOT FUCKING BLEIEVE

Lampreys (sometimes also called, inaccurately, lamprey eels) are any jawless fish of the order Petromyzontiformes, placed in the superclass Cyclostomata. The adult lamprey may be characterized by a toothed, funnel-like sucking mouth. The common name “lamprey” is probably derived from Latin lampetra, which may mean “stone licker” (lambere “to lick” + petra “stone”), though the etymology is uncertain.

Although they are well known for boring into the flesh of other fish to suck their blood, only 18 species of lampreys are actually parasitic.

THEY FUCKING MADE A PUN, THESE THINGS SUCK ON OTHER FISH TO LIVE, THEY MADE A PUN IM SCREAMING.

i used the least disturbing picture i could find, THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING CREEPY. i LITERALLY DO NOT WANT TO EVER SEE THESE EVER IN REAL LIF EWHAT THEFUCK.

(more disturbing pictures down below for those that can brave it and are too lazy to look it up)

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a series of klaroline au’s [2/??/]
     ↳   aka the one where klaus likes to sneak up on caroline often when she’s concentrating very intently on planning the party of the century because she doesn’t listen very well with her vampire hearing, and klaus finds a flustered caroline very adorable, as well as an angry caroline and he very much likes making it up to her when he distrubs her concentration, and she enjoys letting him.

a shoutout to everyone who’s been so lovely to me over the past few, difficult days. the funerals tomorrow and i really just want to go home so updating and stuff will probably be back to normal within the next couple of weeks. 
@austennerdita2533 , @accidental-rambler , @my-light-into-the-darkness , @misssophiachase , @klarolineagainnaturally , @iminwinnipegthatsincanada , @alyonsden . you’re all so lovely and i’m very happy to be a part of our kc family right now!<3

Please let! These 3 have literally been killing me! 😣😣😣

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A helping hand By: 4SnowWolf - T, 23 chapters - Hermione Granger is forced to consent to have a live-in body guard as strange things are going on in the wizarding world. Are there really Death Eaters at large? And what will happen, should she find out, who her protector is?

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Anyone?

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Future Parents Program by Avari20 - Rated: T - 15 Chapters (complete, but being revised by author) -  AU 7th year…There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco’s problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I’m the author and I can do that*

- Lisa

So because I’m on uni break I’m binge watching CM season 11...

Because I only watched Paget’s episode and the last couple that were Hotch centered.

But please tell me as an innoncent Aussie with little understanding of American culture:

Is frog hunting a real thing?!?!?!?!?!?
Do people really go hunting in swamps to catch FROGS??

I’m so confused/distrubed.


anyway i don’t feel like reading and i don’t feel like writing and it’s too late to sew and i can’t be bothered to work on my amethyst whip and playing the ukulele would distrub my brother so basically i’m bored bored bored bored bored