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tygermama  asked:

I can't decide if I want Anakin to take of his helmet and for Obi Wan to get an anime nosebleed or if I want Obi Wan to have 'captured' Anakin and take off his helmet and be all 'HaHA! Lord Vader! I have you now but let's dispense with the shoddy disguises and speak face to fa-cccce. Wow. Blue. Pretty.' and Anakin's all 'huh?' and Obi Wan's 'Pretty luck for you! I'm a good person! Who likes blue! Yeah! Take that!' and in his head Obi Wan is trying to decide between Vader-Kenobi or Kenobi-Vader

Ahhhhh I have had a partial reply started for days about this topic!! I am perfectly good with either flavor of this AU of the Pirate Kenobi AU because both are making me laugh. 

Honestly, Anakin is not ready for any of this, either way. He’s going to be so in over his head, since Anakin’s been living in the Suit and being a Bad Guy with Sheev for a zillion years. He is like the LEAST READY anyone in the entire universe has ever been for Good Guy Rapscallion Pirate Kenobi turning on the charm ray. 

I almost feel bad for the guy, except that he’s totally going to get to make out with Pirate Obi-Wan, so it’s hard to scrounge up THAT much sympathy. LOL

Mansplaining: Fitness Edition

On my way out to the gym this morning in running shoes and tech fabric clothing including Captain America’s shield shirt, a neighbor asks me again about the weight I have lost and how much further. I mention my end point depends on my fitness goal and if I do the powerlifting BMI isn’t necessarily accurate. Then leering up and down my frame, he opines what my goal weight goal should be: his number is on the low end of healthy BMI which left me with ribs showing and weak the last time I was at that weight. Then he chides me that diet is key and I should watch what I eat better. Even worse, he knows that I just finished making the funeral arrangements for a family member and this is my first weekend free since then.

This fitness guru was dispensing his wisdom smoking as usual and likely hasn’t run since high school and has been hospitalized for major health problems.

And then my family wonders why I am not interested in this “nice” guy.

Shiro wanted something big and Keith did not disappoint. Keith gave him the biggest sunflower he could find and Shiro died laughing. How can he possibly love this guy even more? So pure, too good for this world. ಥ_ಥ Redbubble