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Get yourself someone who loves you so much that they would fight your ex-lovers by scaling a goddamn castle out of jealousy and drunk off their ass while naked screaming that “ you may be *insert your name* but I am their NOW!!!!!”

or get yourself a lover that would join you on top of the building you scaled while drunk and jealous of their ex that they mentioned while they were drunk because you asked them to.