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Small things I like about the beginning of Descendants (yes I’m watching it again shut up):

- Maleficent yelling “The safe, the safe!” about the fucking FRIDGE

- Nobody correcting her

- Maleficent banging on the front of the fridge b/c she doesn’t know how to open it when there’s a big-ass handle less than two feet from her hands

- Maleficent keeps her spellbook in the FREEZER and is surprised when it’s cold

- Evil Queen’s little “humor her, I’ll handle it” sign to Jafar/Cruella when Maleficent goes into plotting mode

- EQ in general not giving a shit about Maleficent and her plans and cracking old lady jokes

- Maleficent being basically completely crazy and out of touch but nobody wants to deal with it because she still scares them

- Cruella petting Carlos like a dog throughout the plotting scene

- Carlos’s luggage is literally a garbage bag. Everybody else has real bags to carry their stuff except for him

- Carlos repeatedly trying to fit in & help the other villains like only laughing at Mal stealing candy a few seconds after everybody else and thinking to stop and call off the alarm when they fail to break in b/c he is a precious cinnamon roll

- Carlos trying to impress Jay by showing him candy and video games and trying to help him but Jay basically dismissing him at first


Lunch at Raglan Road located in Disney Springs.