disney horoscopes

the signs as fairy tale aesthetics
  • aries: stolen treasures, flashing swords and thunderstorms
  • taurus: wild woods, hidden curses and fur gowns
  • gemini: gingerbread cottages, wildflowers, and potion vials
  • cancer: glass slippers, enchanted springs and gemstones
  • leo: sleeping dragons, secret keys and gold crowns
  • virgo: pressed flowers, wild hair and fairy wings
  • libra: ermine trim, magic mirrors and a throne
  • scorpio: eternal love, haunted forests and crushed velvet
  • sagittarius: red roses, magic lamps and a castle steeped in fog
  • capricorn: swan feathers, ice palaces and a string of pearls
  • aquarius: leather-bound spell-books, wooden cabins and mason jars
  • pisces: mermaid tails, crescent moons and a raging sea
Pixar Movies

Aries : The Incredibles

Taurus : Ratatouille

Gemini : A Bugs Life

Cancer : Inside Out

Leo : Toy Story

Virgo: Monsters Inc.

Libra: Up

Scorpio : Wall-E

Sagittarius : The Good Dinosaur

Capricorn : Finding Nemo

Aquarius : Brave

Pisces : Cars

  • Aries: Mickey Mouse, Jasmine, Moana, Prince Hans, Sherriff Woody, Dash, Yzma
  • Taurus: Belle, Prince Ferdinand, Kristoff, Winnie the Pooh, Syndrome, Hades
  • Gemini: Rapunzel, Peter Pan, Lilo, Kanga, Mike Wazowski, Elastigirl, Alice, Jafar
  • Cancer: Minnie Mouse, Cinderella, Nani, Piglet, Boo, Marlin, Ursula, Pacha
  • Leo: Pluto, Merida, Eugene Fitzherbert, Hercules, Jessie, Jack Jack, Gaston, Simba, Kuzco
  • Virgo: Elsa, Prince Charming, Jane Porter, Rabbit, Queen of Hearts, Lady Tremaine
  • Libra: Daisy Duck, Fa Mulan, Prince Eric, James P. Sullivan, Cruella de Vil, Queen Grimhilde
  • Scorpio: Pocahontas, The Beast, Tarzan, Owl, Buzz Lightyear, Maleficent, Dr. Facilier
  • Sagittarius: Goofy, Anna, Aladdin, Stitch, Tigger, Randall Boggs, Nemo, Captain Hook
  • Capricorn: Donald Duck, Tiana, Li Shang, Eeyore, Mr. Incredible, Mufasa, Claude Frollo
  • Aquarius: Ariel, Prince Philip, John Smith, Roo, Violet, Cheshire Cat, Scar
  • Pisces: Snow White, Aurora, Pinocchio, Christopher Robin, Dory, Kronk, Mother Gothel
Houses as Iconic Harry Potter quotes

 Hufflepuff- “Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light” – Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Ravenclaw-  “Words are in my not-so-humble opinion, the most inexhaustible form of magic we have, capable both of inflicting injury and remedying it.” ― Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Slytherin- “We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are.” – Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Gryffindor- “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”- Harry Potter and the Philosopher Stone

The Signs as Disney Characters:

Aries: The man from Cars who was reading government documents in a rushed whisper. He was weeping as he read, as if he knew his fate.

Taurus: The woman in red in the background of pirates of the Caribbean 2. You know, the one that didn’t go away when you turned the TV off.

Gemini: Nether Mulan.

Cancer: The version of Simba from lion king 2 that was made completely of milk.

Leo: The hot girl squirrel from Sword in the Stone.

Virgo: The lost boy from Peter Pan that had no mouth. None of the other lost boys acknowledged him.

Libra: Ichabod. Ichabod. Ichabod. Ichabod. Ichabod. 

Scorpio: The vacant pontiff from Robin Hood, resting a frail and weakened body upon the papal staff. 

Ophiuchus: The mass of elderly human flesh referred to as “witch mountain”.

Sagittarius: Whats left of Christopher Robin after the fire. 

Capricorn: The Illustrated man and his carnival of midnight. 

Aquarius: The ghost of a drowned titanic passenger from the 2003 titanic documentary.

Pisces: The roiling spirits of dead English kings forged into Fergus’s sword from Brave. 

The Signs as Characters From Disney’s Moana

 Moana - Sagittarius 

Maui - Leo

Mini Maui - Gemini

Te Ka - Libra

Te Fiti - Scorpio 

Chief Tui (Moana’s Father) - Capricorn

Sina (Moana’s Mother) - Virgo 

Gramma Tala - Pisces

Tamatoa - Taurus 

Heihei - Aquarius

Pua - Aries

Ocean - Cancer

Signs as Disney Characters

I could do a second version anyone?

Aries: Sergeant Calhoun (Wreck-it Ralph, 2012)- Daring and courageous, willing to protect those around them from harm and stand up for what’s right.

Taurus: Vanellope Von Schweetz (Wreck-it Ralph, 2012)- Opinionated and fixed on a goal you have been dying to achieve, doesn’t really matter what others think about you as long as you believe in yourself.

Gemini: Mushu (Mulan, 1998)- Expressive and witty, knows how to have fun and enjoy life while also thoughtful and focused.

Cancer: Anna (Frozen, 2013)- Sentimental and cares deeply about those who are close to you. 

Leo: Prince Naveen (The Princess and the Frog, 2009)- Warm and driven by desire, often has an air of royalty about them and loves the limelight.

Virgo: Belle (Beauty and the Beast)- Often a perfectionist, calm and reserved, seeks improvement.

Libra: Moana (Moana, 2016)- Loves beauty, passionate dreamers with a positive outlook on life.

Scorpio: Jay (Descendants, 2015)- Intensely loyal, strong and passionate, they do love a good fight sometimes, but can be very understanding at times.

Sagittarius: Judy Hopps (Zootopia, 2016)- Curious and energetic, you are an enthusiastic extrovert who makes new friends and has an optimistic look on life.

Capricorn: Hiro (Big Hero 6, 2015)- Organised, focused on whatever goals you set out to achieve, sure of yourself, but not to the point of being overconfident.

Aquarius: Merida (Brave, 2012)- Sure about your goals and aspirations, frank personality and good imagination.

Pisces: Alice (Alice in Wonderland)- Intuitive, wide imagination and sense of creativity, often a dreamer.

  • Aries: Maui; stubborn as shit but lives for the applause
  • Taurus: Tui; man-hoe that sucks ass at expressing emotions but somehow people love him anyway
  • Gemini: Kakamora; looks like a harmless fruit but has spikes n shit n a scary face
  • Cancer: Te Fiti; mom of all, except when she turned into a fire-breathing rock
  • Leo: Tamatoa; shiny shiny shiny gold digga
  • Virgo: Heihei; dumb as fuuuuuq but tries
  • Libra: Sina; john ceeennaaa aka sinnamon roll n hella shady but has good eyebrows
  • Scorpio: Te Ka; misunderstood ball of fire who just wants his heart back
  • Sagittarius: Pua; basically a dog that makes bacon
  • Capricorn: The Ocean; does not know kindness, always finds a way to mess w shit and is always right
  • Aquarius: Moana; listens to literally no one except for fucking water
  • Pisces: Gramma Tala; crazy stingray mama
signs as moana songs

Aries: an innocent warrior

Taurus: you’re welcome

Gemini: shiny

Cancer: where you are

Leo: we know the way

Virgo: how far i’ll go

Libra: village crazy lady

Scorpio: we know the way (finale)

Sagittarius: tulou tagaloa

Capricorn: logo te pate

Aquarius: know who you are

Pisces: i am moana

The Signs as Roman Goddesses

Aries: Trivia - goddess of witchcraft
Taurus: Ceres - goddess of fertility
Gemini: Flora - goddess of flowers
Cancer: Strenua - goddess of purification
Leo: Aurora - goddess of the dawn
Virgo: Iris - goddess of rainbows
Libra: Libera - goddess of freedom
Scorpio: Nox - goddess of the night
Sagittarius: Feronia - goddess of wildlife
Capricorn: Moneta - goddess of memory
Aquarius: Mania - goddess of the dead
Pisces: Salacia - goddess of the sea

Disney Channel

Aries : The Suite Life on Deck

Taurus : Wizards of Waverly Place

Gemini : Sonny with a Chance

Cancer : Hannah Montana

Leo : Shake it Up

Virgo: Jonas Brothers

Libra: Jessie

Scorpio : Good Luck Charlie

Sagittarius : Austin and Ally

Capricorn : A.N.T. Farm

Aquarius : Kickin It

Pisces : Dog with a Blog

Los signos como princesas Disney.

Aries: Mérida.

Tauro: Tiana.

Géminis: Rapunzel.

Cáncer: Aurora.

Leo: Blancanieves.

Virgo: Bella.

Libra: Cenicienta.

Escorpio: Mulán.

Sagitario: Jasmín.

Capricornio: Elsa.

Acuario: Pocahontas.

Piscis: Ariel.

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