- my future child: mommy? can i hear a story?
- me: sure, honey, which one?
- child: the one about the dish and the spoon running away, and the cow jumping over the moon.
- me: of course!
- me: *grabs cowbell*
- me: *clang*
- me: last night, i had a dream
I need more pillow humping in my life!!! Maybe with little!dan, phil walks in on him and makes him keep going? PLEASE