- my future child: mommy? can i hear a story?
- me: sure, honey, which one?
- child: the one about the dish and the spoon running away, and the cow jumping over the moon.
- me: of course!
- me: *grabs cowbell*
- me: *clang*
- me: last night, i had a dream
my name is Cow and long past noon when all the men are sleeping soon with cat and fiddle and silver spoon i jump up hi and lik the moon