The Characters from Fantastic Beasts as Lines from "Guide to Troubled Birds"
- Newt: I love you despite the warning signs.
- Tina: Dealing with you is like herding cats.
- Jacob: "This is wonderful!" "This is going to be fine!" "I love this!" I was soon to change my mind, however.
- Queenie: I'm three ounces of whoop-ass.
- Graves: This is a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment.
- Creadence: He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give.
- Picquery: This jackassery will not stand!
- Mary Lou: I disembowel. It's what I do.
- Grindewald: The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.