OK OK OK. BUT. Have you ever considered the idea of Allura and Coran wondering what earth is like, and the Paladins don't really know where to start because there's just too much to cover, and then one of them(either Lance or Pidge or Hunk) gets a big smile on their face and they just somehow pull up the Discovery Channel song "I Love the Earth" (Boom De Ah Dah) Bonus points if Allura and Coran think earth is the Australia of the Galaxy. Earth sounds crazy dangerous, but hella cool!
[clutches chest] jesus
pidge pulls it up (i can’t decide which of the trio suggests it but it’s definitely one of them) and they all crowd around to watch it and the three of them are all grinning big and wide when the music starts up.
allura and coran are just blown away by how daring these little earthlings are. standing on active tectonic sites? going towards natural disasters?? jumping from aircrafts??? for recreation???? they must be a race of adrenaline junkies