disclaimer

Quick Disclaimer

I don’t ship Jack and Aku, like.. at all, not as bros, not as lovers, not as frenemies, I see them only at opposites.

I get that some people do ship them though, and that is fine and dandy but personally, I don’t. Now I ain’t saying don’t send me silly memes or shit like that with those two cause I love that kinda trash.

but yeah, if you were looking for that kinda Aku then wrong blog :P

  • pj's daycare fans: omg I love pjs daycare its gr8 ANIA draws it so well <3
  • drunk chara fans: yeah thats good but have you seen STARBOT'S drunk chara series like omg she's the best <3
  • me: *shoves hawker and rouge in their faces* WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE THEN???????
  • them: um???? some random people having nothing to do with the stories we're talking about???
  • me: *facepalm*
evidence that david wymack is the best character in this entire series, part i

TFC

  • “I want my subs at the wall cheering them on, but if you trip up a referee, I will cut you.”
  • “Watch me beam with pride. It’s not your job to take care of yourself anymore.”
  • Wymack sliced a hand across his throat and jerked his thumb over his shoulder. Neil hoped he was right in translating it as “Let’s get the hell out of here.”
  • “Do you have any idea how much I hate coming home and finding you in my apartment?”
  • Wymack only recruited athletes from broken homes. His decision to turn the Foxhole Court into a halfway house of sorts was nice in theory, but it meant his players were fractured isolationists who couldn’t get along long enough to get through a game.
  • “Are you done wasting my oxygen yet?”
  • “Kevin, wake that dingbat without getting punched in the face.”
  • “You have five seconds to get your retarded psycho ass to my apartment! You even think about telling me no and I swear to god I’ll throw Kevin’s contract down the garbage disposal.”
  • “Your opinion has been noted and dismissed,” Wymack said. “Anything else, or are you going to start signing stuff?”
  • “I am going to drop you off at the dorm and spend the rest of the day drinking. Damage control can wait until tomorrow.”
  • “Kevin, you’re out if your hand so much as itches. Don’t be stupid tonight.”
  • “Coach Wymack was the only one I could think of turning to, and he didn’t disappoint me.”
  • Wymack snapped his fingers in front of Andrew’s face, trying to get Andrew to look at him instead of Neil.
  • “Damn it all to hell. Hemmick! You were supposed to wake them up ten miles ago.”
  • “Did you think I made the team the way it is because I thought it would be a good publicity stunt? It’s about second chances, Neil. Second, third, fourth, whatever, as long as you get at least one more than anyone else wanted to give you.”
  • “We saw their files,” Wymack said. “We chose you.”
  • “Breaking news: I don’t care.”
  • Neil wasn’t quite ready to face Andrew yet and he didn’t want to deal with this teammate’s curiosity over his prolonged absence, so he went to Wymack’s apartment instead.
  • “When I said Abby and I would look out for you, I didn’t mean you should pick a fight with Riko on national television,” Wymack said. “Should I have spelled that out beforehand?”

and my personal favorite for last

  • “God damn it, Minyard. This is why we can’t have nice things.”
Masterlist

M for Mature

BTS 

Jimin

Blue Bloods  M

Too Hot  M

How To Lose A Gem  | Part 2

So Much For Innocent  M

We Never Disappoint  M

It’s Me Or Her | Part 2

Love And Triangles Don’t Mix | Part 2  M

Jungkook

Keep It Between Us  M

I Know

Night At The Hotel  M

How Does It Feel  M

The Unexpected | Part 2  M

Love And Triangles Don’t Mix | Part 2  M

Taehyung

Chain Reaction  M

The Agreement  M

Night At The Hotel  M

Love And Triangles Don’t Mix | Part 2  M

Namjoon 

The Agreement  M

Yoongi

Joyride  M

With Love And Money  M

Phases  M

Hoseok

Solace

Dear, Secret Admirer | Part 1 

Jin

Good Boys Last Forever  M

Seeing that *some people* on here had a problem with an ask I answered, here's a nice little disclaimer:

Do not ask me for medical advice or questions regarding medical procedures. I will not answer them. At all. I am not a doctor. I do not have a medical degree or background. I am not becoming liable for someone’s personal medical choices.

Also: Witchcraft. Does. Not. Solve. Everything.

Okay?

Okay.

Gabriel and Mrs. Agreste only got married so they, as supervillians, would never have to testify in court against each other, and they’re marriage is purely for convenience for some time, and maybe they developed loving feelings for each other, in between building a fashion empire and having a child (don’t ask me how, it probably involved wine and a life-or-death situation or something). 

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…in which Louis maybe didn’t hear the first part of what James Corden said. February 2014 xx