dis ish

  • GPS: go straight
  • Nico: I'm sorry I'm afraid I c-
  • Leo: Nico, we GET IT. we get that you're not straight at all. you can't go straight, you're so gay, PLEASE just drive the car
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“Maybe it’s just hail?”

Nick: NOPE!!! *flees*

Psst.. @nickwilde57, @markhamillz, I finally did something for the Zootopia Ghost Adventures AU! :D 

[At first I wanted to upload the video version of it, but I ended up making a gifset instead. I might still upload the video, but I don’t want to share it without any audio. So if anyone is interested in dubbing this, let me know. :)]

I hope you guys enjoy! ❤︎

Credits:

Video Camera Recording Green Screen Overlay by TopFreeTemplates (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVITaNHYx3g)

VHS on Greenscreen Stock Footage by andrecampana_(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Suv1x2CK3xA&t=38s

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books i read in 2016; march– the song of achilles by madeline miller

“When he died, all things soft and beautiful and bright would be buried with him.”

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S’cuse me, Frans coming through. :D

I made a tomboy-ish Frisk for Lust sans. (Her hair and make-up was done by Lusty) :p . She has a strong personality… always looking out for sans and Papy, imposing discipline, yells at them, etc. etc. XD (no, not like Undyne–too extreme). But she punches monsters in the face if they try anything funny— except for sans, her BF. (I’m ruining the concept of Underlust, am I? XD …I like fictional violence and creepy stuff.. *crawls back to Horrortale*)

Creators:
Undertale -> Tobyfox
Clockwise -> me
Horrortale -> @sour-apple-studios
Lust!Sans -> @nsfwshamecave-pb
Potato Fell -> @derumaruoh​ | meme link

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Amami’s theory of survival

im rereading the original percy jackson series and i was trying to avoid everything in the titans curse because i knew i just knew i would go all out di angelo

anonymous asked:

Prompt #4 for the ask thing

4. “I’m not drunk, I s-swear.”

“No, mom, I’m just staying at Nico’s”, Will grins and winks at Nico. Nico thinks it’s pretty impressive if they can pull this off. “It’s late already, and it’s not like I have school tomorrow or anything.”

Nico hears Will’s mother’s voice through the line but doesn’t listen to what she’s saying. Instead he focuses on his boyfriend’s neck, so well at hand from where he’s lying next to Will on the bed. He presses a soft, lingering kiss by the pulse point and feels Will run a hand through his hair. I’m going to miss this.

“Mom - no, listen. I need to leave for college in a week. Who knows when I’m going to see him again.”

That’s - not actually entirely true. Not that Will’s mother needs to know that they’re planning on visiting each other most every weekend. Nico throws an arm across Will’s chest and plays with the hem of his shirt. He’s not particularly looking forward to the four hour drive from New York to Boston every other weekend, but if it means he can spend time with Will he’ll do it over and over again.

Will sighs to the phone, and Nico peppers his kisses down to the barely exposed collar bone. “I know, mom. I’m gonna miss you, too. But Nico’s my -” Nico can see how Will swallows, can feel the hold around his shoulders tightening, “he’s my best friend.”

Again, not entirely true, but this Nico can live with. His own parents wouldn’t be too happy about him dating a boy, either, so he can understand where Will comes from. Besides, this way they can sleep in the same room, in the same bed, and no one has to go down the hall to the guest room.

Nico nuzzles to Will’s neck and presses his body closer to Will’s. Their legs tangle together as he listens to Mrs Solace go on and on about something he can’t quite hear. She’s probably trying to guilt trip Will into going home for the night, like she has tried so many times before. Sometimes Nico wonders if she likes Nico at all.

“I’ll be home every night for the rest of the week, mom.”

That makes Nico look up at Will, who shoots him an apologetic look and mouths sorry as his mother keeps talking. Nico knows they have no other choice. That doesn’t mean he has to be happy about it.

Without saying anything, Nico shimmers down the bed until he can press his face to the small sliver of skin peeking from under the hem of Will’s shirt. He breathes in deeply before starting to leave teasing kisses all over, and grins when he feels Will’s muscles tense under his lips.

“Yes, I promise”, Will says, and his voice is a little strained as he lifts a hand to bury it in Nico’s hair again. Nico pushes the shirt up to expose more skin and uses his teeth to nip around Will’s navel. “H-how about this. We can all go to Grandma’s for dinner tomorrow. Just please, let me spent some time tonight with Nico - oh.”

Will’s voice cuts into a barely there sigh when Nico dips his tongue to the navel and quickly moves on to suck a mark next to it. Will grips Nico’s hair tightly in his fist, and Nico can hear Mrs Solace asking something. 

“No! No, mom, I’m not drunk, I s-swear.” He doesn’t sound very convincing anymore, but Nico can’t really blame him. If Will was running his hands up Nico’s sides like this when Nico’s trying to speak to his mother, he wouldn’t sound very convincing, either. 

Nico moves his lips lower, towards Will’s hip bone, and one of his thumbs flicks quickly over a nipple.

“You know what, mom, we can have this conversation tomorrow. Sleep well. Good night.” Will disconnects the call and drops his phone to the mattress unguardedly. “You’re a real devil, aren’t you, di Angelo?”

Nico grins before nipping at the skin by the waistline of Will’s pants. “Well, if you’re going to abandon me for the rest of the week I thought we could have a head start. Too bad your mother was hogging you all to herself.”

Will looks a little disgusted when he gives Nico a pointed look. “Please don’t mention my mother when your mouth is inches away from my dick.”

With a laugh, Nico climbs up on top of Will and leans in to kiss him, slow and meaningful. “Noted”, he mutters against Will’s lips and feels him smile. “Anything else?”

“Just shut up and kiss me again.”

Yes Kai Anderson is played by a very attractive actor and yes, he’s rocking that blue hair. But damn do you really have to try and excuse his actions? He’s a goddamn racist most-likely homophobic piece of shit. Don’t romanticize him for fucks sake.

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im kinda hoping that playing as spectre knight is just him trying to be edgy and mysterious while everyone calls him out on actually being a huge lame-o who makes stuff up on the spot

A Wild Night in Vegas -- Part 18.1

As promised in my teaser, here’s the newest chapter of Vegas! @outlandishchridhe and I are really really excited about where this story is going and we can’t wait to share it with you. There is a lot going on in this chapter, so it turned into another monster chapter and it’s broken up into 3 parts. The next chunks will come out on the next few Tuesdays, which will hopefully give us enough time to get 19 written and edited. 

Catch up on chapter 17 HERE or the whole series HERE


Claire sat down with a hard thump, still looking at the picture of her license on her phone. Jamie knelt down in front of her, taking in her vacant expression.

“Are ye alright?”

“Yeah, I’m just… I passed. It doesn’t feel real.”

“But ye did it. I’m so proud of ye, mo chridhe.”

Her eyes drifted up and met his.

“I couldn’t have done it without you. Thank you.”

“I didna do much. It was all your brilliance. Because this is what ye were meant for.”

Leaning forward, he pressed his lips to her forehead, as she breathed out a laugh.

Keep reading

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gif battle vs. @citrusomi@cosmicgxys ♡ @haengah
@hallarina ♡ @minchims ♡ @parksoijn​ ♡ @taesyeon​ ♡ @x1yeon

round 3: female idols + city vs. nature

rhaegal: so apparently imma have a new dragon rider a la ‘aegon’ snow-

ghost: now you look here you little biotch