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E’ la formula più bella della fisica: se due sistemi interagiscono tra loro per un certo periodo di tempo e poi vengono separati, non possiamo più descriverli come due sistemi distinti, ma in qualche modo diventano un unico sistema. Quello che accade ad uno di essi continua ad influenzare l'altro, anche se distanti chilometri o anni luce…

Sometimes I’ll come up with random equations then solve for the derivative. It’s honestly A LOT of fun especially when I’m waiting somewhere. 

For the first 3 years after initially learning calculus I’d come up with something that had a bunch of sin/cos/tan and log and e functions and whatnot and just keep going down to figure out the 2nd/3rd/4th derivatives. 

So, this is going to sound like highkey projecting and sue me if it is BUT

I do headcanon that Ford has done the same throughout all his life. Progressing from long division when he was really small and up to high level physics and theory-based equations throughout and well past college. 

This habit was probably especially big during his college years when he’d be in a class that was so easy for him that he’d get bored and end up just littering his notes with tons of equations and drawings. 

Featured above: Some in-canon support. Check out that page there. Doodles AND seriously complicated equations. 

Which, even for a highly advanced child, that’s not homework that would ever be assigned to him at that age. Brief personal experience mention in tags if you don’t trust me on that.

Granted, the creators could have put those equations to paint Ford as a genius child (while still intending it to be his classwork), but they could have easily put down Calc work which would have been at least semi-believable homework assigned to him. 

Also considering that a generic high school course doesn’t require calculus classes, it would have achieved the same effect for most people watching the show. The assumed effect being ‘holy moses he was SUCH a smart nerd child.’

flubi  asked:

#3 and Tsuna?

Crack!fic plot:

Sawada Tsunayoshi goes back in time, assesses the situation, and acts on his desires. You know, as a quasi 40-year-old-man-turned-13-year-old-boy is wont to do.

“What do you mean you saw him in Naples?” Timoteo asks tiredly for the 6th time that week. This is the 4th mafiosi to come to him regarding this strange boy’s sudden appearance throughout much of their territory. “That’s not possible. He’s in Japan, with his mother and father. Clary even asked for time off to spend with his family.”

It’s true. Iemitsu is with his family.

“And even if it were possible, he knows nothing of the mafia. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.“

…In Naples, Italy. 

Where Tsunayoshi is escaping from his parents to metaphorically photobomb as much of the Vongola as possible whenever Iemitsu is too preoccupied with Nana to notice, which is literally all the damn time.

not IIB verse but cedef is all herbs and no one ever gives iemitsu an herb name so his herb name in my writing is Clary.


                                     - PART II

Kai Parker x Reader
   (x Klaus Mikaelson & Caroline Forbes)

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AU : Kai is dating Klaus & Caroline’s daughter.
! PART I of the story
*not my gif


It’s been a few months since Kai & Y/N had started dating.
Her family was perfectly dis-functional as she always corrected him every time he called the Mikaelsons perfect’. They fought , turned on each other but when push come to shove - you could always trust a Mikaelson to back another Mikaelson.  Kai felt more at place with them than he had ever felt in his own family. Over the past few months he had become really good friends with her uncle Kol and her aunts Freya and Rebekah. Y/N other uncle Elijah wasn’t around as much lately but he was pretty cool too… the only one who didn’t like him at all was Y/N’s mother Caroline who she still didn’t trust him.

Kai had spent the past few days out of town and could barely wait to see Y/N. They had never been away from each other for more than a day and he missed her more than he ever thought was possible to miss someone. He stopped by his apartment for a quick shower and a change of clothes before he headed for the Mikaelson’s. He fought the urge to sneak directly into Y/N’s room and surprise her. Instead he walked to the front door and rang the bell. A few moments later Caroline opened the door , reluctantly letting him in.
“Hi.” Kai said a nervous smile on his face. Caroline rolled her eyes , clearly she still didn’t like him.
“Y/N , your boyfriend is here.” Caroline called out and started to walk out of the room. Kai grabbed her hand and she turned around , an irritated look on her face. “What do you want Kai?”
“To talk. Please… ?” he said , letting go of her hand. She didn’t say a word but didn’t back away either. Kai took that as a yes. “Look , I know you think I am a monster, I’ve done some awful things and I’m not proud of that. “he said , taking a breath , his hands slightly shaking. ”…  but I really DO care and love Y/N and I’d never do anything to hurt her. Why can’t you believe this ?“
Caroline started at him as if he had slapped her or something.
"I don’t believe for a second that you’ve changed Kai. You are still the same sociopathic murder who killed his entire family. My daughter might’ve fallen for your ’good guy’ act, but I know who you are so don’t mistake me tolerating your presence for ‘liking’ or ‘accepting’ you as a part of Y/N’s life.” Caroline said , a hint of anger in her voice.
Ouch. he thought. Her words hurt him and he fought the urge to lash out , she was Y/N’s mother after all , even if she hated his guts. Kai looked at the ground , swallowing hard.
“You love Y/N, I get it. She is your daughter after all ..and I don’t blame you for not liking me. Maybe you are right and deep down I am still the same person who did all those awful things , but I am trying to be a better person for Y/N. She is changing me…” he said trailing off. “I love her. I never thought I’d find love or someone who would accept and love me back… and I’d never let anything happen to her.”

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Ron's Reactions at Malfoy Manor

While doing some research for my story, I found something I thought was very interesting. Most romione shippers and Ron supporters are well aware of the basement scene in Malfoy Manor (unless you only watched the movies, and were thereby cheated out of an excellent point of character development), but I don’t think a lot of people understand just how meaningful that was. 

First, you have to be aware that Ron Weasley is not a stupid person. He may be slower about certain emotional cues, and he isn’t at the head of his lessons, but he is NOT stupid. He is able to plan and strategize, and he sees details that others miss. 

Second, although he does have fears, he is not a comical coward. He might be reluctant, but he is always right there in the thick of things, even when it has to do with something he’s phobic about.

Knowing these things, the contrast became very clear. In the first book, when he’s trapped by the Devil’s Snare, he doesn’t fall to pieces. He can’t fully relax, but most people couldn’t in that situation. But while Hermione is dithering about finding wood, Ron is able to focus enough to remind her that she can use her wand. Afterwards, he’s able to play (and WIN) a chess match with the lives of his friends hanging in the balance. And he’s only twelve.

Fast forward to the Manor. He himself is in no immediate danger, but now, now he panics. Screaming, crying, beating the walls; he runs around looking for any way out he can. He doesn’t listen to Harry, and the only time he snaps out of it is when something happens to bring him closer to getting to Hermione. He tries to Disapparate without a wand. That might not seem like much; some would say it was stupid, since you can’t perform magic without a wand. Oh, but you can. Remember Aunt Marge? It may be nearly impossible without a wand to channel it, but it can be done. And Ron, growing up as a wizard, knows how dangerous and unpredictable wandless magic is at the best of times. For something as dangerous as Disapparating is even with wands, when you can Splinch yourself, the results could be…..well. Nothing pleasant. But he doesn’t care, because it’s the only thing he can think of to get to her.

Even when Fred dies, he’s able to function better. He makes sure to help Hermione to safety, helps Harry defend them from attack, and doesn’t break down until they get away. And even then, Hermione is able to hold him back, when no one in the basement could get him to listen to reason.

So in that basement, you aren’t just seeing his normal reaction to terror; Ron is no stranger to near death experiences, and he knows how to keep his head when everyone around him is losing theirs. But all that changes when it comes to Hermione, and if you don’t think that’s one of the most moving pieces of proof of his love for her, then you might need to go back and read those books again. 

game-of-grump  asked:

To combat all this angst that's exploding your blog, how about a dumb thing where Dan and Arin are now friends and whenever Dan feeds Arin, Arin only accepts the food if Dan feeds it to him by hand, bc it makes Dan weirdly flustered and Arin likes seeing him all embarassed. Maybe Arin "accidentally" bites Dan's hand so he can kiss it better and Dan just fuckign melts

aww this is precious!

arin just likes messing with dan in general. so after a few days dan gets pretty used to feeding arin, and then arin nibbles the end of his index finger or something. arin does not expect dan to turn bright red and squeak.

so arin is concerned that he hurt the finger (his teeth are pretty sharp) so remembering his etiquette, he takes the finger and kisses it.

dan absolutely dies and is non-functioning for a solid 5 minutes while a concerned arin asks if he’s okay.

dan is NOT okay,, he is not allowed to be so adorable

send me your merman!arin AU headcanons! (or questions)

Optimus Prime: Calling all Autobots! Calling all Autobots!
Hound: Oh yeah! HELL YEAH! He’s back! He’s alive! OPTIMUS IS HERE!
Drift: At last, there is hope after all…
Crosshairs: Mister “Leader of the Free Galaxy” is back! I never doubted you for an instant…
Drift: We got your warning. We’ve been waiting.
Hound: Hell yeah! Booya! We got the gang back together.
Optimus Prime. Humans have asked us to play by their rules. Well, the rules have just changed.
Hound: Human beings, buncha back-stabbin’ weasels!
Drift: Hound. Find your inner compass. Loyalty is but a flower in the winds of fear and temptation.
Hound: What the hell are you sayin’?
Drift: It’s a haiku.
Hound: Cut the crap before I drop a grenade down your throat!
Drift: Try it and you’ll be dead.
Hound: Oh please pull it. Please do it.
Bumblebee: You know to save so much time…..
Crosshairs: Well raise you’re hand if you’re thoroughly disenchanted with our little earth vacation. So who’s the stowaways?!
Cade: Woah! Hey! What’s with the gun?!
Optimus Prime: Stop Hound! Both of you! They’ve risked their lives for mine. We owe them.

Dis-function family much?

KAZUKI…. my precious cinnamon roll…..in season 1 soushi’s clothes.

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Abuse: 10k imagine

Surviving was life now. Nothing but to get by for the next week, the next day. Making it to your next birthday seemed like a miracle at times. I’ve been a survivor for the past four years in the zombie apocalypse.

At first I was by myself until this group found me. It was a large group of 20 or so. Of course I stayed with them, power in numbers.

But slowly the group got smaller and smaller until it was me and a few others. Isaac was around the same age as me, he seemed distant at first but he was always there for me. He was odd but he kept us safe, he kept me safe.

Though he was really sweet in his own way, I didn’t have much of a choice in the say of our relationship. When are leader died, Isaac took charge. He always kept me close and told me he loved me. But something didn’t feel right when he was the leader. It was this weir feeling deep down in my stomach.

I thought about leaving the dis functional group but I knew I wouldn’t make it far by myself. So I stayed. I put up with all of the drama and bull from Isaac and the rest of the group.

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