I ship Jhonen with everyone because I’m inclined to think of him as a lonely person who attempts to stifle the feeling of isolation by having sexual relationships with everyone [no, shut up, no one should ever be called a slut].
“I want to give Jhonen a blowjob and hear him whimper and moan my name as I deep throat him. I really want him to be pulling on my hair or holding my hand as I do this so I can feel his grip get tighter and tighter till he cums, then I’d look him in the eye and swallow it. Anything to try and make him break his composure.”
I think sex with jhonen would be weird because like out of no where he would pull out a random ass puppet and be like “kiss it” or some shit like that. But despite his puppet love, he would still be a sex god.
“When I was 14, I wrote a fanfiction slash about jhonen and johnny the homicidal maniac. I am so embarressed by it, I just found it in my desk, I filled an entire spiral notebook with it and it had a total of 6 sex scenes." Sent by Anon.
I want to dominate Johnny. In every fic I read, he’s always the scary one, the tough one that you would naturally submit to instantly. I love the idea of him being the gasping, writhing bottom for once.
Even though I love this blog and all the confessions on it, I secretly hate reading about other people who adore Jhonen like I do. I feel like I’m the only one entitled to look at him in a sexual way. Sometimes I fantasize taking him hostage and showing him who he really belongs to.