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Harry Styles Masterlist

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In which Harry and you have been away from each other for way too long and him looking way too good before his show

“If you love something set it free. If it comes back It’s yours. If not, it was never meant to be.”

Harry invites you over to his place and you both make out for the first time

In which Harry wakes up from feeling sick and y/n feels like she can’t do anything to make him feel better

Where Harry goes away for a couple days and y/n gets back into her old ways

Niall wants to prove to you that he is more fun than you think… and you might just give in.

You are away in Paris and Harry just misses you too much and wants you back home

Shouldn’t date a man who holds your paycheck right in his hand

Harry is lonely and meets a girl at a pet shop

Harry works at lush and you are a writer


A Warm Welcome [h.s.]

A/N: here’s some hades!harry! Sorry if it’s shitty I’m trying to get back in the game! And sorry for any typos and mistakes! Enjoy :-)


Being a god comes with a large bundle of heightened emotions and Harry honestly wishes that they had an off switch. Celestial beings are called “celestial” for a reason, after all. They’re abnormally better than any human, and thus they must keep an attitude and air that enforces nothing less, but damn feelings for being able to get in the way so easily.

Gods must be calm and collected under the most extraneous situations, they must rule with an iron fist, and most importantly, they must forbid emotions from deterring them in any way. He’s not saying that he hates feeling emotions more intensely; some are worth the toil. Pleasure, for example, is felt tenfold what any human could handle and he can almost say that this alone makes the troubles worth it. But it’s moments such as now that bring forward overpowering feelings that he wishes he could cast aside: a dangerous mixture of excitement and anxiousness.

More specifically, the excitement and anxiousness that comes with the return of his beloved wife, Persephone (or as he calls her, Y/N), from being away for her given six months of the year.

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Masterlist Updated


Mean Fuck (Frat Niall Smut)

Dirty Dare (Michael Clifford Smut)

Drunken State (Luke Hemmings Smut)

Wake Up Call (Niall Horan Smut)

Daddy Kink (Ashton Irwin Smut)

Home (Larry Smut)

White Secret (Calum Smut)

Mini Skirt (NIall Daddy Kink Smut)

Unusual First Night (Niall Smut)

Succumbing To The Prick (Niall Smut)

Preference And Imagines:

He Hears You Sing (5SOS 4/4 Imagine)

Backstage Quickie (1D 4/4 Preference)

Cuddles (Larry Stylinson Imagine)

CEO!Michael Short Imagine

Calum Hood Blurb!

Midnight Snack (5SOS 4/4 Imagine)

How He Kisses You (5SOS 4/4 Imagine)

Bad Internet Connection Makes Him Thinks You Didn’t Care (Lashton 2/4 Imagine)

How You Met Calum

How You Met Michael

How You Met Luke

How You Met Ashton

Morning Preference (5SOS 4/4 Imagine)

Snowy Day (5SOS 4/4 Preference)

He Walks In On You Changing (Cashton)

You Guys Dine With His Family (5SOS Preference 4/4)

He Founds Out You’re Extremely Ticklish (5SOS Preference 4/4)

Cute Tweet Wars (Cashton)

Football Girl (Niall Imagine)

Jealous - Nick Jonas (Luke Imagine)

Disney World (Father Ashton Imagine)

Happier (any of them sad imagine)


Hot Cocoa, Marhsmallow and Harry Styles (Harry Styles Fanfiction)

You made a quick snack to eat but it seems someone else stole it before you had a chance to eat it…

Not my gifs. Just my plot so credit to the gif owners.

sex bomb

Harry works at lush and you’re a writer 

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a/n : I hope you guys really like this story. I worked really hard and this story means a lot to me. So if anything I would really like some feedback and what you guys think of it. Thank you

 Today wasn’t the best day of work, sitting at a desk all day and answering phone calls from very impatient rude people isn’t fun. When I drive out of the parking lot and onto the road my mind starts to check off the list of things I have to do when I get home. Cook dinner, feed the cat and do the laundry. Right before I get on the freeway I decide to stop by the little strip mall that is right across the street. I turn and pull in and park right in front of 7-Eleven, I decide to grab myself a treat just to maybe calm my nerves a bit for the rest of the day. I walk out and jog up to the front door, I yank the door open and stride right up to the freezer. I looked at all the types of ice cream bars they had, Snickers, Twix and Hershey. I decide to get a Snickers bar and pull it out of its case. I walk through the aisles searching for anything else that may grab my attention. I decide to not get much more and head up to the front counter to pay for everything. The cashier rings everything up and I hand him the money, he hands me my bag and say thank you. I reach for the door and walk out to the sidewalk, i start to walk to my car when I look to my left and notice a wonderful smell coming towards me. I decide to have a look and to see where it is coming from. When I start to walk and notice that it is coming from this one store that is called lush, never heard of it before. I walk in and decide to have a look around to see what they have.

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[*] indicate sexual content. Reader’s discretion advised.


this link should take you to all my writing from newest to oldest, if you want to view it this way :)  (easy way to find blurbs not linked here) UPDATE: apparently tumblr is having some issues with this link so if you scroll a lil bit in the tags and find “harry styles smut” it’ll take you to the same place! i’ll leave the link here just incase tumblr fixes it!

No Control– Harry Styles [*]

Harry likes to play by his rules, and when you break them, punishment is definitely on his To-Do list. If there is one thing you find out is that when it comes to sex with Harry, you have no control.

Give Me Love– Harry Styles [*]

Break-up sex, but not the typical definition. The exact opposite, actually.
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Pre-Show Snack– Harry Styles [*]

Doctors recommend eating five times a day– three meals and two snacks inbetween. Harry gets a bit hungry before a show, and you look really appetizing at the moment.

At A Boy– Harry Styles

The older boys love messing around with Harry– especially about his private life with Y/N.

Sorry– Harry Styles [*]

He’s tired, but not as tired as you think.

Unstable Ride– Harry Styles

Harry and Y/N get caught doing the dirty in his car after his mother’s wedding. What’s the price he has to pay to keep it on the hush-hush?

Push-Ups– Harry Styles

Liam thought he was walking in on Y/N motivating Harry on his exercising, but maybe not the kind he expected.

You Belong To Me– Dark Harry Styles

“I wish you didn’t have to post it out,

I wish you’d save a little bit just for me,

Protective or possessive, yeah

Call it passive or aggressive.“

To Give Or Not To Give?– Liam Payne

“You know what they say: ‘To give or not to give?’ That is the question.”

“It’s ‘To be or not to be?’”

“It’s ‘Are you gonna give me a blowjob or not?’”

Part 2: Not To Give, Apparently– Liam Payne [*]

Tweaking the deal a bit never hurt anybody.

Count On Me– Harry Styles

“You can count on me like 1, 2, 3

I’ll be there,

And I know when I need it

I can count on you like 4, 3, 2

And you’ll be there,

‘Cause that’s what friends are supposed to do.”

A Different Kind Of Party– Harry Styles

Gemma’s surprise birthday party or Harry’s first performance as a stripper? Who knows, but why not find out?

Locked Out Of Heaven– Harry Styles [*]

“'Cause your sex takes me to paradise

Yeah, your sex takes me to paradise

And it shows

Yeah, yeah, yeah

‘Cause you make me feel like I’ve been locked out of heaven

For too long, for too long.”

Chemicals Collide– Niall Horan

A deal-striking roommate, notorious frat boys, and an unexpected turn of events.
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Emerald Stone and Eyes to Match– Witch!Harry

A faulty warlock receives help from a cheery witch and the fire that’s set alight isn’t just the one in his hand.

sexology student!harry
sexology student!harry part II [*]

Y/N’s curious about why Harry decided to pursue sexology as a career and he’s more than happy to show her.

i’ve got you– harry styles [*]

In where Y/N is a virgin and Harry wants to make sure she feels loved.

submissive!harry: [*]

– all are separate blurbs


sub!harry I
sub!harry II (Fuck Me) –includes audio!

Two Is Such a Bore; Let’s Add One More– narry + Y/N [*]

“The three of them seemed to really fit together like a puzzle and that’s exactly why he had agreed to this entire threesome idea.”

Waking Up Beside You [h.s.] [*]

Harry wakes up with a little (not necessarily) problem.

I Show You My Heart [h.s.] [*]

“The sentence that comes after is simple in construction but holds the complexity of the universe:

‘I want to make love to you.’

Issues [h.s.] [*]

Harry’s aware he should learn to keep it in his pants but it’s just really hard–literally.

Taste On My Tongue [h.s.] [*]

That lime vodka isn’t the only thing Harry will be licking off his lips tonight.

Fixer-Upper [h.s.] [*]

As a mechanic, Harry can fix anything from a busted engine to a faulty battery.  He’s more than happy to add Y/N’s hormones to that list.

Little Horny, S’all [h.s] (mentions mature content but not actual smut)

“Y/N felt personally victimized. It’s as if whatever higher power controlled Harry’s ability to be incredibly fuckable had chosen this specific day at this specific time to make her life utterly impossible.”

Golfing Shenanigans [h.s.] [*]

Let’s just say that a golf ball isn’t the only thing going into a tight hole today. 

Strap It On [h.s] [*] 

part II [*]

“‘Quick entrance or slow?’

‘Quick.’ He breathes, gripping the cushion tighter.

‘On three. One, two–’

Hips are thrust swiftly against his and he feels himself filling up to the brink. Harry isn’t kidding when he says that the scream he lets out could put a pornstar to shame.”

A Warm Welcome [h.s.] [*]

Harry (more formally known as Hades) is a ball of pure energy when his beloved wife returns for their given six months of the year. It’s safe to say a warm welcome is more than necessary.  

pet shop girl

Harry is lonely and meets a girl at a pet shop 

 I slowly pulled in and parked in the spot directly right in front of the shop. I turn off the ignition and pull the keys out of the socket and stuff them in my pocket. I reach for the door handle and pull it down to step out of the car. I stroll up and step on the side walk, reaching and ripping the door handle open. I hear the loud chimes as I opened the door all the way. I see an older woman feeding a few of the puppies some kibble, when she notices my presence she lifts her head up and look over towards my way.

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