dirty mind quotes

Hanamaki: guys I almost choked to death last night

Oikawa: you’ll be fine. Next time you just have to stay still breathe through your nose before you take more

Hanamaki: … I was talking about choking on food… what are you talking about…?

Oikawa: … I was talking about choking on … stuff in general.

Matsukawa: *not looking up from his book* Iwaizumi is ‘stuff in general.’

Iwaizumi: *blushes furiously*