dirty lines



A while ago people asked if I’d maybe make a drawing about Death mistaking Fatal for Geno because I like the AfterDeath ship so here we are :)

The mug slap frame is gonna be my Christmas card next year I swear

A big thanks to all the lovely folks who provided me with fun and dirty pickup lines for this, but an especially big thanks to @a3s0p, @winglessmoonstone, @daydreamingtomatos, and @ignatttt, since I used a mix of theirs :D

Reaper!Sans belongs to @renrink, Geno!Sans and CPAU belong to @loverofpiggies, and Goth belongs to @nekophy!

EDIT: I got so jazzed about posting this I forgot to include Geno’s cut mark and mouth lines! Thanks @lucky-leafeon for pointing it out to me :3 It’s been updated!


*”I’m not wearing any underwear today”
*”I’m touching myself thinking of you”
*”If kissing you were a sin I’d happily walk through hell”

Lance is such a flirt!
/breathes in
Now just imagine how shameless he’d get knowing his person of interest can’t understand what he’s saying!

So I guess he’d just be bursting out with trashy pick up lines and dirty talk in the most random situations ♥

Viktuuri Instagram video's Part Two: Dirty Pickup Lines
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> *Sitting on couch after long day of practice, movie on*<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> *Chin resting in hand*<p/><b>Viktor:</b> *Muttering into phone* Dat jaw doe<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> *Looks over* watch the fuckin'movie, Viktor.<p/><b>Viktor:</b> Fuckin'movie? Alright, take off your pants.<p/><b></b> .<p/><b>Viktor:</b> *Taping himself, head resting on Yuuri's lap* Babe.<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> *Endeavoured in movie, hand on Viktor's hair* Yes, Vitya?<p/><b>Viktor:</b> Smile if you want to have sex with me.<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> <p/><b>Yuuri:</b> I don't smile<p/><b></b> .<p/><b></b> *Now sitting side by side, both in frame*<p/><b>Viktor:</b> Yuuri you know what I really love about you?<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> <p/><b>Yuuri:</b> Do I want to know?<p/><b>Viktor:</b> Every bone in your body,<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> Awe<p/><b>Viktor:</b> Especially mine.<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> *flicks Viktor square in the forehead*<p/><b></b> .<p/><b>Viktor:</b> *Secretly taping Yuuri from the couch as he makes popcorn in kitchen* Yuuri, do you think it's a bit cloudy?<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> Uh, I don't know i haven't looked outside since we got home, why?<p/><b>Viktor:</b> *Smiles deviously* Well, I'm no weatherman, but you can expect up to 8 inches tonight<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> *Sees phone* Really, well I am a weatherman, and i know for a fact it's going to be desert dry tonight.<p/><b>Viktor:</b> *ends video with laughter*<p/><b></b> .<p/><b></b> *Both in the dark, faces lit by tv screen on couch*<p/><b>Viktor:</b> Yuuri, I wrote you a poem.<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> *exasperated sigh* Tell me your poem.<p/><b>Viktor:</b> *Cheeky as hell* You're so innocent, you're so sweet, so long as I have a face, you'll always have a seat.<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> *Gasping* MOTHER OF GO--<p/><b></b> *Video ends*<p/><b></b> .<p/><b></b> *Finally getting ready for bed*<p/><b>Viktor:</b> Yuuri I've wanted to tell you this for a long time.<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> Define long time.<p/><b>Viktor:</b> Like, a few minutes ago.<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> *laughs* okay, tell me.<p/><b>Viktor:</b> There are 8 planets in the solar system, but only 7 after I destroy Uranus.<p/><b>Yuuri:</b> <p/><b>Yuuri:</b> You're never having sex again.<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966) » Tuco

You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I’m going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the devil bite your ass.


One of my ex’s just tagged me in this & said it reminds him of me. I’ve been watching this non stop & laughing so hard. This is definitely some shit I would do. In case you were wondering what I’m like in real life if you couldnt already tell from all my videos haha