you absolutely cannot make posts on here barely-jokingly theorizing about what kind of bottom or top or whatever griffin mcelroy is. this isn’t a “hehe you dirty tumblr people ;)” joke post, that stuff is seriously so weird, i don’t like it at all
Inspired by this post. Yeah I know, the Bat doesn’t have a dirty mouth in the Lego Movie (or in general, but I think he sometime curses in the comics? Not sure) but I found it funny x) Sorry for the dirty joke… should I mark it as adult content? If anyone (not an anti of course) thinks it’s a lil too dirty just tell me, I don’t really know.
HANA: CONFESS GENJI: I’m a shoulder and a head, wtf do you expect demon! HANA: YOU STILL MANAGED AT LEAST ONCE WITH ZEN GENJI: I’M NOT ANSWERING GABE: wtf is going on? GENJI: *sweats* HANA: Nothing >u>;;; LUCIO: Hana wants to know how many walnuts people have cracked in one go GABE: Why would you… GABE: Oh… GABE: You’re a child HANA: I was curious because Genji was bragging earlier tha the used be able to do it a lot in one go HANA: I wanted to know what was so bragable about the number HANA: Besides, people have already told me a lot so might as well keep the train going, right? JRAT: NINE TIMES WITH ROADIE I’M STILL CHAMP HANA: Can you top that, Gabe? GABE: Nah, just three times and that was recently with Jackie HANA: Dammit, I’ve only got two HANA: @JESSE confess! >:D MCCREE: Notta brag but seven times HANA: Not enough to beat Jamie, you get no bragging rights SOMBRA: Four times chica <3 HANA: I NEED SOMEONE TO BEAT JAMIE HANA: GENJI!!! GENJI: Six times, alright?? I’m lucky to get once because this body is not meant to do that anymore!! HANA: Pathetic and sad HANA: Ugh…. Who could possibly… HANA: !!! HANA: @HANZO come on man I know you can do this!! HANZO: …You are all childish. HANA: Complete children, now tell us D< HANZO: … HANZO: … HANZO: …17 HANA: HOLY FUCK JRAT: WHAT THE FUCK?? GENJI: B-brother??? GABE: Well now archer… HANA: WTF WERE YOU DOING?? HANZO: Jesse McCree. ANGELA: I FUCKING KNEW YOU LOT COULDN’T POSSIBLY BE TALKING ABOUT WALNUTS
[ANGELA has temporaily banned HANA, JRAT, GENJI, MCCREE and HANZO]
GABE: … GABE: Excessive ANGELA: not appropriate convos for group chat ANGELA: also 23 GABE: …lmao LUCIO: Hana ain’t gonna believe this XD
so, in sophomore year, we had a science class with a rather attractive female teacher and I was a quiet rather shy kid at the back of the class. While we were going over the digestive system when one kid innocently asked “Ms. G, why do we swallow?” to which i screamed from my seat “Because spitters are quitters!!” and the student proceeded to get out of his seat and run over and high five me before the two us had to see the principal.
Aries: very protective, can get jealous, lots of touching, seems shy but actually very aggressive, tries to wrestle you but ends up making out, jaw and neck kisses, wraps their arm around your waist all the time
Taurus: lots of giggling, loves tight hugs, holds your hand all the time, bakes cookies for you, cares about you a lot even if she doesn’t show it as much, wants attention, very quirky and fun to be with