dirty board games

Imagine Loki and yourself playing a game to ease your boredom. You start off with simple board games (Monopoly,Sorry,etc.) and then move onto video games.

After the third round of Street Fighter you both grow bored, again. Loki comes up with an idea: the first one to make one of the Avengers blush, wins the loser’s services for a month.You immediately agree.

You begin to flirt repeatedly with Steve Rogers by using dirty pick up lines. As you are about to pull out one of the dirtiest pick up lines you have ever heard, a jealous Loki stops the game by kicking Steve out of the room.

The only person allowed to hear dirty words come out of your mouth is him.

A NIGHTMARE WORLD OF BLOODTHIRSTY, SADISTIC, FILTHY, HALF-SANE, WELL-ARMED LUNATICS & THOSE ARE THE GOOD GUYS!!! DUNGEON DEGENERATES IS THE DARK & DIRTY FANTASY BOARD GAME OF SAUSAGES, SWORDS & SORCERY BY SEAN AABERG & ERIC RADEY FROM GOBLINKO & HEAD GAMES.

Quotes from the new table flip

“I don’t like monkeys”

“Jimmy stop that’s too much of a turn on”

“Hi im Jimmy and I am four”

“I’m a time travelling princess”

“Oh snap”

“Princess life”

“ you can’t make people fall In love you can’t do dead people and you can’t win board games”

“Dirty money”

“It’s clean”

“I’m glad I gave you wood”

“Just do it”

“The Princess kicked you to the curb”

FOLLOW THE NEW DUNGEON DEGENERATES TUMBLR!!! DUNGEON DEGENERATES IS THE FORTHCOMING DARK & DIRTY FANTASY BOARD GAME OF SWORDS, SAUSAGES & SORCERY FROM GOBLINKO & HEAD GAMES BY SEAN AABERG & ERIC RADEY.