dirty and rowdy

types of characters im super into i guess

1. insecure introvert/intellectual, bonus points for big ole inferiority complex and/or bad choices and/or trauma they need to recover from 

2. just a rowdy dirty boy (who is overall good natured, bonus points for inhuman/monstrous appearance and/or wisecracking as a coping mechanism) 

3. uhhh. big guys who are soft. just. nice big guys. you know

4. Cool, strong old lady who taketh no shit 

5. sassy child prodigy

6. Ed

TAZ Balance characters as Monster Factory Quotes:

Magnus:  "WHATS UP EVERYBODY? I THINK DOGS SHOULD VOTE!“
Taako: "I’m all about hope, change, and zestiness.”
Merle: “THEY’RE HAVING SEX IN THE PISSBUSH!”
Lucretia: “Can you stop talking? I’m trying to read the fucking Terms of Use.”
Davenport: “He’s a spacefaring kissboy.”
Barry: “Let’s do the stuff we know it’s gonna be: jeans on jeans.”
Lup: “Maybe kitties have fire resistance.”
The Voidfish: “And you get wished into nonexistence, and you get wished into nonexistence!”
Angus: “A cream-faced business boy.”
Kravitz: “It’s a human….it’s a spectre of death.”
Killian: “In a sword fight what are you not gonna see coming? Kicks from big meaty legs.”
Carey: “HE KNIFES SO FAST!”
Noelle: “I see you’re drinking from a cup. I’ve never done that.”
Avi: “Where are you going in your egg?”
Johann: “She’s DJ Slime Time. She did a sick set at my son’s Bar Mitzvah.”
Garfield: “We can always find our way back to G.A.R.F.I.E.L.D.”
Leon: “Grandpa Piss is unconscious.”
Robbie: “Vape Life.”
Magic Brian: “Spider dreams!!”
Jenkins: “Nasty. Crime. Boy. Has. Come. To. Town.”
Sloane: “How underrepresented are furries in fighting games?”
Hurley: “Bikes have killed this entire family.”
Maarvey: “Just a rowdy, dirty boy.”
Legion: “Bye idiot, thanks for the souls.”
Lucas Miller: “Right now I’m “kissing the frog”. That’s what I call hacking the Matrix.”
Roswell: “That’s a crime and it’s punishable by crime!”
Vogue Elves: “Was it worth it, Todd? What you did to my family for ratings?”
The Hunger: “If H. R. Giger saw this, he’d shit his pants to death.”
John Hunger: “Extra! Extra! Read all about it! I’m a hell man!”

Someone: What do you like about Roadhog?

Me internally: He’s an overweight man who proves he’s not without physical capability and seeing fat people who are as attractive as he is represented is very important to me. Plus, his backstory is excellent. The dynamic of him surviving through the broken world he ultimately created whilst trying to save it, and clearly hating everyone and himself up until he meets someone who can look at the results of his own mistakes and still be cheerful makes for an excellently well rounded character. The polar opposites of his reputation conflicting with the cute things he likes and the way he’s portrayed to be a goofball really just shows that although he’s coping with his loss in a violent and destructive way, he still takes time to let himself heal, to find joy in the simple things such as stuffed animals or a cup of tea. Everything about his character, both positive and negative, really appeals to me.

What I say: He’s a dirty rowdy boy

Justin are you ready to smash some meat together until we produce a couple of genuine wrestle boys? He’s just a skin boy. Get rivelled with these handsome boys! Where’s my boy!? Kind of a greasy boy. He’s my good good ladder boy yeah for sure. For this resident evil… we had already done zombies and then not zombies, so now we have Faceboys. He had like an extra boy on him? Plenty of box boys out here. ~ I’m a b U s Y boy ~ . Dirty boys. He’s a fun havin’, fun lookin’ dirty boy. Like a really rowdy boy. Just a dirty boy. Just a ROWDY DIRTY BOY. He’s a true rowdy boy. c R o U c H boy. Garbage boy. Garbage boy stinkman. Oh a regular boy! R e a l  boy. Normal boys. ~ hello I’m  r e A L boy ~ . It’s a Beautiful   Baby   Boy. There’s a good boy.  Hey there’s a - now that’s a boy that I could get into, that’s a perfect boy! Let me see this perfect boy! Justin’s special boy. MY TWO SPECIAL BOYS. Can you move faster…? My perfect boy? My sweet boy let me show you the world! My sweet boy!! MY BOYYY!! Let me get my boy. I gotta say, you’re starting with a sweet boy, now he looks like a sweet boy. MY BE-AU-TI-FUL BOY!! Oh my sweet boy D: Sweet boy. Nervous little punk boy. This perfect beautiful business child… this cream faced business boy. Oh shit did I hit Softboy? Softboy get up. You good Softboyyy! Oh god this is such a good wrestle boy. Perfect boy. Glide you beautiful boy. GLIDE YOU BEAUTIFUL BOY. Come on big boy! I gave you a task, I am your god, YOU CHAT WITH BOYS. Silly boy. Goofy boy. This is a way better boy, this boy’s good, this boy’s pretty good at Soul Caliber.  Do you want a big boy, you want a little boy? A LITTLE BOYYY~He’s a big old boy! He’s a Benjamin Button Baseball Boy? ~I’m a Benjamin Button bASEball Boy~ . You got crossbow boy- I know about the crossbow boy now. Perfect sword boy. A space faring kiss boy. Cream faced business boy. The original pizza boy. A lil’ McDonald’s play place of boys!! Very bad boy, VERY STRONG BOY. A THICK boy. Aha oh yeah you can’t knock THAT boy over with a pail o’ water. THERE’S A FIELD WITH 30 GHOST BOYS. Now what’s my little perfect boy up to. How’s my burger boy doing. Wonder what Todd’s boys.. made today. Not today monster factory boys! I’ve just made myself kind of a boy hat? Toss Boy. I think it might be Toss Boy! THIS AIN’T GONNA WORK JUICE, WE MAY HAVE TO START OVER AND GIVE OUR BOY A NEW JOB. How many of my boys can we get in this forest. This is not a boys house is it. No, this is not a house for boys. It’s like two boys… two boys… half boys jammed together. Oh that’s a lot of boys… Just a family of all boys. A boy family. Just all boys. Too many children too many boys, TOO MANY BEAUTIFUL BOYS. 

trc dudes as mcelroy Boy Quotes™

ronan: he’s a fun-havin’ fun-lookin’ dirty boy. like a really rowdy boy. just a dirty boy. just a rowdy, dirty boy. he’s a true rowdy boy.

adam: my perfect boy. my sweet boy let me show you the world! my sweet boy! MY BOY!

gansey: it’s a beautiful baby boy. there’s a good boy. hey! hey! hey there’s a, now that’s a boy that i could get into! that’s a perfect boy! let me see this perfect boy. justin’s special boy.

kavinsky: garbage boy. garbage boy boy stinkman. 

noah:  nervous little punk boy…

henry: i gotta say you’re starting with a sweet boy. he looks like a sweet boy. MY BEAUTIFUL BOY! oh my sweet boy! sweet boy.

the gray man: THIS AINT GON’ WORK JUICE WE MIGHT HAVE TO START OVER AND GIVE OUR BOY A NEW JOB.

greenmantle: very bad boy.

jesse dittley: VERY strong boy! a thick boy. oho yeah, i bet you can’t knock that boy over with a pail of water.

declan: oh god this is such a good wrestleboy.

matthew: you want a big boy or you want a little boy? a little boooy!

Ya know another thing that most likely contributes to Dammeks extreme paranoia on top of being a wannabe revolutionary leader is the fact that he could get culled for having a Cuspidated Grimalkin as a lusus. When you use the Big Book of Beasts on Deerdad it says:

“Proud and respelant, Cuspidated Grimalkin prefer to bond with with bronzeblood wrigglers in whom they sense a strong aptitude for leadership. Such aspirations in lowbloods are grounds for culling, of course. and the primary cause of death for Cuspidated Grimalkin is in the defense of their treasonous wards.”

Edit:  “Anecdotal accounts suggest that those Cuspidated Grimalkin who manage to survive the death of their wards will typically seek out a similarly-orphaned troll and attempt to bond with them, although the selection process is, naturally, rather mysterious due to its staggering illegality.”

It goes on to say if the lusus survives an attempt at being culled it will try to bond with another bronzeblood wriggler. The bonding process is shrouded in mystery however because said bonding process is considered pretty goddamn illegal. (i didnt feel like writing down the exact words…. got lazy haha). 

So like… his very existence as a bronzeblood AND having an Cuspidated Grimalkin for a lusus paints an even bigger target on his back than most lowblood trolls.

Damn man, how the hell did this kid survive long enough to turn 14? No wonder he’s so freakin paranoid all the time.

Edit: Fixed some typos, added/changed a few things.

anonymous asked:

~ Having inside jokes in public and sharing looks and smothered laughs with Todoroki pls?

Todoroki Shouto

“That’s a dirty boy.”

“Mm.” He nodded in agreement with a straight face but you could see how the edge of his lips quivered slightly. “Like a really rowdy boy.”

“Just a rowdy dirty boy-” you managed to say right before snorting. You covered your mouth to hide the dork grin you must of had as you see Todoroki smirk down at you.

“You dork.”

“The hell?!” Bakugou yelled at the both of you, scowling fiercely. “Are you talking about me again? Where the hell is that from? Dammit it!”