• <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b>Me:</b> *sad*<p/><b>Me:</b> *looks on otp tag*<p/><b>Me:</b> much better<p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p><p/></p>

What if at the end of Homestuck, each character gets closure and Hussie can make one of those interactive flash pages like the one in the upd8, but with the mspareader choosing whichever ship they’d like for it to end with. For example, you could choose whatever ship you’d want, and it’d be canon. Each one with a different ending, and everyone congratulating the lucky couple. It would actually make sense, because remember when Hussie said that he declared all ships canon? This would actually confirm that. And when it ends, everyone would be happy. Just imagine it.

Alpha Kid PSA:

oh hey fandom

remember when the alphas were all tuckered out and hungover from trickster mode

and the whole fandom was rightfully gushing:

“Dirk and Jane’s freindship is so cuuuuute!”

“There may still be hope for Jake and Dirk!”

“Awww Jane and Roxy are bffsies!”

“Dirk says that he’s proud of Roxy!!!”

“Jane isn’t mad at Jake any more!”

which was true

and awesome

and needed to be celebrated

but like


and roxy

were having the cutest



i have ever heard

in my whole


and nobody




at all

god dammit fandom

you dont have to ship them but nobody even acknowledges that their friendship fucking exists!