how do people keep forgetting jane and dirk’s friendship

i mean

he’s actually really polite with her

and genuinely cares about hurting her feelings

and they get past whatever jealousy they have for each other over jake (so s t op writing fics where they don’t)

plus jane doesn’t take any of his shit and they create beautiful weird metaphors together

(dirk built her a robot friend, how fucking cute is that)

i am so fucking tired of people thinking that jane and dirk don’t like each other or never interact

Alpha Kid PSA:

oh hey fandom

remember when the alphas were all tuckered out and hungover from trickster mode

and the whole fandom was rightfully gushing:

“Dirk and Jane’s freindship is so cuuuuute!”

“There may still be hope for Jake and Dirk!”

“Awww Jane and Roxy are bffsies!”

“Dirk says that he’s proud of Roxy!!!”

“Jane isn’t mad at Jake any more!”

which was true

and awesome

and needed to be celebrated

but like

jake

and roxy

were having the cutest

goddamn

conversation

i have ever heard

in my whole

life

and nobody

paid

any

attention

at all

god dammit fandom

you dont have to ship them but nobody even acknowledges that their friendship fucking exists!