jakey-kun asked:

I swear I have nothing better to do than stalk you and Lateniteslacker all day, oh my gosh. Um If you have time, DirkJake, one of them is instagram famous, and happens to meet the other, who flips out and just becomes a blushing, obviously lusting mess.

You would see him while Roxy’s here, attached to your hip and flailing all over you. 

You’re Dirk Strider, and your best friend in the whole world has no idea she’s severely making you look like a complete tool right now. And not just to anyone. No. To him

Not that he’s exactly paying attention to you. He’s with a curvy girl with short black hair and the two of them are drawing more people’s eyes than just your own. You have no idea who the girl is, but the guy is Jake English, and you stalk him obsessively on Instagram. 

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it never ceases to amaze me how in fanfictions jake is the one to be all brave and fight while dirk shrinks away/tries to stop him. like

here is jake. he is emotionally distraught and conflicted due to recent events, as well as unnerved by his close friend. his first instinct is to run away and avoid confrontation.

here is dirk. he is emotionally distraught and conflicted due to recent events, as well as unnerved by his close friend. his first instinct is to STRAIGHT UP COLDCOCK A MOTHERFUCKER.

So I never uploaded the actual transparent, so here it is! Also the Livestream, it was super fun to draw especially color goshhh

It’s also up in the Homestuck tshirt contest, if you can vote it by using the star ratings that would be hecka cool!! Here