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“Diretioners be like: a b c d e f g why won’t Harry have sex with me?
Larry shippers be like: h i j k l m n o p because he wants Louis’ D
Elounor shippers be like: q r s t u v um he’s straight why can’t you see?
Chill people be like: w x y z please calm down, seriously.
Harry Styles be like: Um I don’t mean to be rude, but that’s not exactly how the alphabet goes.”