director of what

Pardon my throbbing erection, but next month what could be one of the greatest modern martial arts films ever begins shooting. Just look at that fucking cast!
The fight choreographer is a little up in the air at the moment, but some sites are reporting Tim Man…which is always a good thing. Though I’d rather iko Uwais and his team be on choreography duties.
Can’t complain though. This should definitely be an epic martial arts movie. I just hope the director manages to give fans what they want.

The Nightmare Scenario TAZ
The Nightmare Scenario TAZ

This is my absolute favorite moment from The Adventure Zone

The Director: I don’t expect any gifts from you. I’m you’re employer; frankly that would be, umm.

Magnus : I hand her a coupon for one free back rub.

The Director: This is exactly what I was actually afraid of. This is actually. Magnus. This is the nightmare scenario. 


My approach usually is just to look for the emotional truth in the story. You know, regardless of whether it’s a foster kid on the run from the army or about a boy who’s obsessed with Michael Jackson or some vampires living together in a flat in Wellington. I really believe that if you based your story in some sort of emotional authenticity then you’re gonna be okay. And that’s what I’m trying to do with the superhero thing.

*spots a semi-attractive white guy who also happens to be twice my age*

me: 👏fuck👏me👏up👏


Or close the wall up with our dead.
In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man
as modest stillness and humility.
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
then imitate the action of the tiger;
stiffen the sinews and summon up the blood.

Obsessively refreshing the ao3 Rebelcaptain tag like someone will have miraculously posted a 276,580 word fic where everyone is alive and happy and kicking empire ass is exactly how I anticipated spending my night after watching Rogue One


On an unrelated note, the latest food supplement was discontinued


alvinaaugust That’s a wrap on episode #1220 of Supernatural! @cw_supernatural Can’t wait for you all to see it! So thoughtful & charming were @jensenackles & @jaredpadalecki. They kept us in stitches through those long days. No wonder they’ve lasted 12 seasons!!! Thank you @thecw and @dicksp8jr for being a fantastic director! What an honor to make TV magic with all of you guys! 😄😌😱😂 (x)


as the years move on these questions take shape
are you getting stronger or is time shifting weight? (x)